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 Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:56 am
cup_noodles PickleBoy Granted, but since there aren't any seeds, the pomegrante can't reproduce and it becomes a thing of the past and we have to drink faux pomegrante juice and its just so gross.... I wish the rec center didn't charge so much for a membership. ><* Granted the rec center now charges ablsolutley nothing thus everyone joins and no one can do anything since it's so crowded.
I wish my bio midterm wasn't so hard. Granted. Biology its self becomes incredibly simple, with the unusual side effect of setting back evolution a few hundred thousand years. I wish that the GIANTS mod for Morrowind wasn't a b0rked piece of crap.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:06 pm
Granted, but it looks so good that everyone else's looks like crap...
I wish my chair was more comfortable.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:24 pm
russiangal367 Granted, but it looks so good that everyone else's looks like crap... I wish my chair was more comfortable. Granted. It becomes incredibly comfortable. So comfortable, in fact, that it surpasses the highest level of comfort ever achieved by a chair before. So comfortable is it, that you desire never to leave it. Why, for all your effort, you cannot stay up for more than a second at a time! You spend the rest of your days with the chair permanently glued to your bottom as you live life. You have problems with doors and bathrooms. I wish I wasn't so hungry.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:39 pm
Granted, now you're extremely thirsty, so thirsty you die of dehydration.
I wish for a wheel of cheese.
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:32 pm
russiangal367 Granted, now you're extremely thirsty, so thirsty you die of dehydration. I wish for a wheel of cheese. Granted but the Wheel of Cheese is rotten and infested with tape worms and other deadly bacteria, when you eat it you die a slow painful death I wish i had a new Guitar
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:53 pm
Granted, but its cursed to never be tuned and your band is filled with brainless whores with low sex drives. The hole in the guitars is filled with rotten crabcakes
I wish I had all the money in the world
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:56 pm
Granted, you'll be getting a visit from the authorities quite soon, trying to find out how you suddenly got everyone's money.
I wish I was a well-respected, very successful attorney.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:54 am
Granted, but the woman who you fall in love with is really a man and wants to hit that.
I wish my boyfriend would quit bailing on me.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:57 am
insanemetalpanda Granted, but the woman who you fall in love with is really a man and wants to hit that.
I wish my boyfriend would quit bailing on me. Granted. He is now Mr. Perfect. Not only does he not bail on you, he remembers your every important date, brings you flowers and chocolate frequently, is perfectly honest, and would never dream of another woman. By the Laws of Horror Movie Execution, he's up second. =D I wish it was Monday so I could get it over with.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:33 am
Tenth Speed Writer insanemetalpanda Granted, but the woman who you fall in love with is really a man and wants to hit that.
I wish my boyfriend would quit bailing on me. Granted. He is now Mr. Perfect. Not only does he not bail on you, he remembers your every important date, brings you flowers and chocolate frequently, is perfectly honest, and would never dream of another woman. By the Laws of Horror Movie Execution, he's up second. =D I wish it was Monday so I could get it over with. Granted, is now 11:59 monday night. It's already over. I wish I could give people I touch an instant orgasm o.o; That'd rock.
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:08 am
Nergalitos Tenth Speed Writer insanemetalpanda Granted, but the woman who you fall in love with is really a man and wants to hit that.
I wish my boyfriend would quit bailing on me. Granted. He is now Mr. Perfect. Not only does he not bail on you, he remembers your every important date, brings you flowers and chocolate frequently, is perfectly honest, and would never dream of another woman. By the Laws of Horror Movie Execution, he's up second. =D I wish it was Monday so I could get it over with. Granted, is now 11:59 monday night. It's already over. I wish I could give people I touch an instant orgasm o.o; That'd rock. Granted. You fall asleep waiting for your wish, and awaken hoping not to face further disappointment. To your surprise, your canine companion has curled up next to you, and proven several times over that your wish has, indeed, come true. You recoil in disgust, but proceed to try and clean the mess. Your mother offers a hand, however, you bump into her while carrying the soiled sheets from your room. The resulting sends you into a shocked panic. In the chaos, you run out into the street, falling on the ground and whining for help. A passing man grabs your hand and tries to lift you to your feet, but sadly, does not make it that far. You feel the need to leave town. Now. Wasting no time, you buy a ticket on the first Greyhound out. You find a cozy seat in the front, and the bus begins to roll. The ticket taker begins her run. By accident, you touch her hand as you hand her the slip. She falls down onto the driver, who, in your vain attempt to hold her up, you touch as well. The bus crashes through a wall and into Rosie O' Donnell's bathroom. There were no survivors. I wish I could meet Claudio Sanchez. (Like the fanboy I am. )
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:16 am
Tenth Speed Writer Nergalitos Tenth Speed Writer insanemetalpanda Granted, but the woman who you fall in love with is really a man and wants to hit that.
I wish my boyfriend would quit bailing on me. Granted. He is now Mr. Perfect. Not only does he not bail on you, he remembers your every important date, brings you flowers and chocolate frequently, is perfectly honest, and would never dream of another woman. By the Laws of Horror Movie Execution, he's up second. =D I wish it was Monday so I could get it over with. Granted, is now 11:59 monday night. It's already over. I wish I could give people I touch an instant orgasm o.o; That'd rock. Granted. You fall asleep waiting for your wish, and awaken hoping not to face further disappointment. To your surprise, your canine companion has curled up next to you, and proven several times over that your wish has, indeed, come true. You recoil in disgust, but proceed to try and clean the mess. Your mother offers a hand, however, you bump into her while carrying the soiled sheets from your room. The resulting sends you into a shocked panic. In the chaos, you run out into the street, falling on the ground and whining for help. A passing man grabs your hand and tries to lift you to your feet, but sadly, does not make it that far. You feel the need to leave town. Now. Wasting no time, you buy a ticket on the first Greyhound out. You find a cozy seat in the front, and the bus begins to roll. The ticket taker begins her run. By accident, you touch her hand as you hand her the slip. She falls down onto the driver, who, in your vain attempt to hold her up, you touch as well. The bus crashes through a wall and into Rosie O' Donnell's bathroom. There were no survivors. I wish I could meet Claudio Sanchez. (Like the fanboy I am. ) Granted. However, you go nuts like a screaming fangirl, as a sad effect. You scare him so bad he files a restraining order. At least you met him. I wish that I had your skill at making wishes so intracate o_o
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:24 am
Nergalitos Tenth Speed Writer Nergalitos Tenth Speed Writer insanemetalpanda Granted, but the woman who you fall in love with is really a man and wants to hit that.
I wish my boyfriend would quit bailing on me. Granted. He is now Mr. Perfect. Not only does he not bail on you, he remembers your every important date, brings you flowers and chocolate frequently, is perfectly honest, and would never dream of another woman. By the Laws of Horror Movie Execution, he's up second. =D I wish it was Monday so I could get it over with. Granted, is now 11:59 monday night. It's already over. I wish I could give people I touch an instant orgasm o.o; That'd rock. Granted. You fall asleep waiting for your wish, and awaken hoping not to face further disappointment. To your surprise, your canine companion has curled up next to you, and proven several times over that your wish has, indeed, come true. You recoil in disgust, but proceed to try and clean the mess. Your mother offers a hand, however, you bump into her while carrying the soiled sheets from your room. The resulting sends you into a shocked panic. In the chaos, you run out into the street, falling on the ground and whining for help. A passing man grabs your hand and tries to lift you to your feet, but sadly, does not make it that far. You feel the need to leave town. Now. Wasting no time, you buy a ticket on the first Greyhound out. You find a cozy seat in the front, and the bus begins to roll. The ticket taker begins her run. By accident, you touch her hand as you hand her the slip. She falls down onto the driver, who, in your vain attempt to hold her up, you touch as well. The bus crashes through a wall and into Rosie O' Donnell's bathroom. There were no survivors. I wish I could meet Claudio Sanchez. (Like the fanboy I am. ) Granted. However, you go nuts like a screaming fangirl, as a sad effect. You scare him so bad he files a restraining order. At least you met him. I wish that I had your skill at making wishes so intracate o_o Granted. Something bad happens. Gimme that back. ._. I wish I could use the attack move command in the original 2 C&C Games. (Or can you? O.o)
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:35 pm
Granted, but every time you attack someone they become God and smite you.
I wish my girlfriend's parents didn't think I was a serial rapist...Or something...They don't really trust me with her, even when it's in a big group of friends...
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:58 pm
Granted, now they think that you're a serial killer.
I wish that my uncle wasn't into physics.
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