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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:20 pm
 Someone just bought you a Wii.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:36 pm
I don't. Have. A TV.  someone seriously suggests you should go out with someone utterly below you
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:38 pm
 Your favorite TV show got cancelled and has been replaced by a new season of Teletubbies.
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:40 pm
 you have a chance to see your favorite actor in the next 24 hours
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 4:13 pm
 If I was a grain of sand, would you be Miami Beach?
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:00 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:17 pm
 I AM! You have been given the opportunity to visit Africa and work as an English teacher for a yearly salary of $101,000.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:21 pm

you are pregnant...................with seven children
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:34 pm
 Show me how you do the chicken dance.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:14 pm
 What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:25 pm
 you just bumped into the most gorgeous person in your life, and he/she falls in love with you.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:42 pm
 You've just won a lifetime supply of Squeaky Rubber Duckies.
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:14 pm
 the person you've been crushing on for years walks up to you and kisses you. what do you do?
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:16 pm
 Someone whom you've never really liked at all suddenly proposes to you.
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Irako of the Desert Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:24 am

You've become the heir to the kingdom, but the people won't give you the keys.
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