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 Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:37 am
nabasa ko na lahat. nyahaha. aus ah.. ge ako naman. XD paki sabi nalang po kung havey o waley...
i-separate ko lang para mas madaming gold. 3nodding 3nodding
here goes.. emotion_bigheart emotion_kirakira 1st WAVE emotion_kirakira emotion_bigheart 
siyempre opening song muna... XD
marching bands.. alert. 3nodding
"THE YOUNG"
the young. the young.
puffy wreet ng puffy wreet.
puffy wreet ng puffy wreet
pee ri ri ri riit
pea riit
the young the young
nyahahaha!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:38 am
isang girl nangungulangot sa jeep
lola: anong kinukuha mo ineng?
girl: Nursing po lola...
lola: Ahhhh... akala ko kulangot.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:40 am
the best knock knock ever..
nanay: knock knock
anak: Who's there?
nanay: nanay mo
anak: nanay mo who?
nanay: gago! nanay mo to papasukin mo ko!!!
hahahaha! happee mother's day message to. XD
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:41 am
teacher: juan read your 500 word essay to your classmates.
Juan: ok. my miming bow.
i have a miming. my miming is lost. so i went outside the house and look for my miming.
ming 481x
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:44 am
suspect: ano pong gagawin ko attorney? kinasuhan ako ng rape?
atty: ah, madali lang yan, i-exaggerate mo lang ang pag kwento.
judge: ano ang ginawa mo sa dalagang ito?
suspect: hmm... nag 69 kami, nag helicopter, nag missionary position, nag dogstyle at marami pa your honor.
dalaga: DI YAN TOTOO YOUR HONOR!!
Judge: case dismiss!! di naman pala totoo!!
suspect: sa wakas!!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:45 am
HUMAN BRAIN is the most outstanding thing. it functions 24 hrs a day and 365 days. it functions right from the time when we were born and only stops when we....
take exams...badtrip nuh?? XD
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:47 am
nag ring ang telepono..
amo: inday sagutin mo ang phone!!
inday: (sinagot ang telepono na pabaliktad) hello sino to??
amo: tanga!! baliktad!!!
inday: lohe lohe? tosino?
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:48 am
kahit gaano kalalim ang ilog....
hanggang dibdib lang ng duck.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:49 am
sabi nila, ang tumawa daw ng HAHAHA ay good looking.
at tumawa ng HEHEHE ay matalino.
ikaw? anong pipiliin mo? maging good looking o matalino?
hirap no???
haehaehaehaehaehaehae!!!
hahahahahhahaha!
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:51 am
newly wed.
wife: hon! ang liit ng ari mo! may tatoo na ELMO sakto lang ang mga letra..
husband: maliit ba? patigasin mo at basahin agad...
wife: o sht
ELfilibusterisMO
NYAHAHAHA! meet ELMO!! XD
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:52 am
teacher: sino ang nakakakilala kay JOSE RIZAL?
Tumahimik ang buong klase. walang tumaas ng kamay hanggang sa tumayo si juan at nagsalita..
juan: baka ibang seksyon po mam..
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:53 am
HUWAG MO NA AKONG BILUGIN...
---- kulangot...
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:54 am
girl1: oi! bakit ang sama mong makatingin??
girl2: eh ikaw ba't ang sama mong tingnan??
hhahahahaha! wala tupa..
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:56 am
pinoy at amerikano sa elevator galing 10th floor. nang tumigil ang elevator sa 5th floor... pagbukas nito ay may pinoy na nagtanong...
pinoy: BABABA BA?
pinoy sa elevator: BABA BA
at pagkatapos ay sumakay na ang pinoy. at nagtanong ang amerikano..
AMERIKANO: did you guys just had a real conversation?
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:58 am
aling dionisia: manny anak sabi ng mga tambay sa labas, pangit daw ako..
manny: ma, alam mo ang kagandahan ay nasa loob. kaya wag ka nang lalabas labas..
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