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 Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:30 pm
I told you that the other security guards wouldn't appreciate the security breach.
I'm calling from jail because Cheepz and I went on a date.
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Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 4:49 pm
emotion_donotwant
I'm calling from jail because I just threw up a little~
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:53 pm
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I told you people don't like getting barfed on!
I'm calling from jail because it's raining.
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:03 pm
I told you to bring an umbrella.
I am calling from jail because I'm to sexy
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Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:59 pm
I told you, that your mind plays tricks on you!
I'm call from jail because I left the lights on.
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:16 am
I told you the electricity bill will make your wallet explode!
I'm calling from jail because my butterflies used poison powder
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Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:51 pm
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I told you that Pokemon should not be mistaken for ordinary butterflies!
I'm calling from jail because I'm fangirling too hard over the latest Monsters University concept art.
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Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:17 pm
Kez Mani ★
I told you that Pokemon should not be mistaken for ordinary butterflies!
I'm calling from jail because I'm fangirling too hard over the latest Monsters University concept art.
★ I thought I told you to not break into Pixar Studios in daylight!
I'm calling from jail because I egged Steve Carell.
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 7:08 am
I told you to wait until the security officers were out of sight before you did that.
I'm calling from jail because I stole my own wallet.
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Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 7:14 pm
I told you sneaking in to the evidence room was not a go idea
I'm calling from jail because a birdy rated me out.
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 1:58 pm
Must have been a stool pigeon! I told you to give him a cracker!!
I'm calling from jail because I burped too loudly in the library!!
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:08 pm
I told you not to scare the librarian! Now all the shelves are knocked over like dominoes.
I'm calling from jail because I'm a pirate. pirate
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 2:48 pm
What? I guess you just couldn't hide that thick accent.
I'm calling from jail because I set all the alarm clocks to go off five minutes from each other in the Walmart!
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:42 am
That explains why my ears are ringing.
I'm calling from jail because I sprayed graffiti all over a subway station.
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Posted: Sat May 25, 2013 10:47 am
If they hadn't seen the pain on your hands... I've told you to wear gloves! I'm calling from jail because I was at the beach in Florida and I brought a pig! Apparently this is not permitted... O_o Who knew? 
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