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 Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:42 pm
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Who would win in a fight?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:02 am
A possum.
Who is the stalker in the tree outside my window?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:07 am
It's the cereal, of course.
Why don't I like the same foods anymore?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:38 am
Because they don't like you back.
Should I have taken a left at Albuquerque?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:37 pm
No, you should've went into the sky.
Why does my skin itch so much?!
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:38 pm
Because you contracted a skin disease from some Martians that kidnapped you when you were three years old.
Why does porcelain break so easily?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:55 pm
Because it's made of paper.
Why is it summer?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:58 pm
because someone forgot to turn off the stove.
Why is the internet so slow?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:03 pm
Because its watching your mom undress.
Why are the voices in my head mocking me?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:24 pm
Because they got tired of mocking the fish.
Why are videogames fun?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:25 pm
Because Dove came up with a new lotion fragrance.
Why does Gaia attract so many anime lovers?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:23 pm
Because anime lovers also love cheese.
How does one become a millionaire?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 4:41 pm
Don't do anything It will just happon.
What kind of stupid question is this?!
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:04 pm
Cheese.
Why do my answers usually involve cheese?
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 5:41 pm
Because it's wine.
Who is Jack The Ripper?
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