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 Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:16 am
we were in marching band and he said "okay just go out there and do it".
Everyone cracked up! rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 12:46 pm
my band director can't tell which asian is which. yes it does sound racist but not. Its cuz all of our asian comrades have the same hair style and glasses. so he says Abe you did this wrong and we're like Abe is over here thats Joseph. And he gets all confused. lol.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 2:30 pm
One time in full band rehersal, one of the flutes missed a note and our band teacher stoped the WHOLE band and said "goly gee you missed a note that is an A natural not a B flat!" and like half the band started cracking up and the other half struggled to hold back their laughter. lol rofl
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 4:25 pm
Our band directors dont say too many funny things. its mostly what they do. the main bd went to a website where you put your face on someone elses body and he made a picture that looked like jessica simpson was hugging him and he hung it up on the wall.
The assistant bd cusses all the time. we can cuss in front of her and she doesnt care. her husband is also a band director, but he teaches at a different school but sometimes he comes to see us and he is full of witty and sarcastic comments and he always has a funny story to tell on every subject you mention. one of my friends keeps a notebook with all of his sayings in it.
one of my favorites: "gravity is not just a good idea, its a law" ~said while the bass player was losing his balance and falling down.
...i could go on forever with those, so i will decline to elaborate...
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Posted: Mon May 22, 2006 12:45 pm
Best quote our band director has ever said.
"Beat that drum like your ex girlfriend!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:29 pm
One time one of the saxophone players in the band had to go to the restroom and we were taking a break from practicing so my bd said alright. Well the kid brought his sax to the bathroom and when he came back everyone stared at him. eek Then our band director who has us put rubbing alcohol on the instruments that belong to the school jokingly asks the kid if he needs alchol for his sax, and if he had a good time in the bathroom. Everyone in the room was cracking up! lol It was so funny. rofl My bd also says "Holy Braincramp batman!", 4laugh when we forget something easy. Oh and finally the kid with the sax, if the joke is stupid, so what, you had to be there, but if you understood that some kid pushed him around like a swiffer to clean the band room then you'd understand. whee
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:10 pm
Where to start??!
*thinking*
(keeping in mind he is an old geezer)
My bf and I were sitting on a table in the hallway outside the cafeteria and he randomly walks by, punches her in the arm and says 'What's up dawg?' (emphasis on 'dawg') and continues on his merry little way.
Here are some more of his quotes:
"You all suck at playing that. It makes me want to come down there and kill all of you." (calmly in a scary way)
"If you pour ten gallons of sewage into a glass of fine wine... *stops to think* you still have ten gallons of sewage...... *stops to think* But if you pour a glass of fine wine into ten gallons of sewage......... *insert period of thinking* you still have ten gallons of sewage.................."
"There are cows all over the fields of Richmond farting with more precision than the tubas are playing that note."
(while rehearsing for our annual christmas parade)
perfectly stated run-on sentence: "If I were santa clause and I was coming down main street and I heard sleigh bells that anemic, I would assume the city of Richmond had no love and I would turn the reindeer around and go somewhere else where they had more energetic sleigh bellers."
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:04 pm
As most of you may know, often in band music the alto will have the same part as the French Horns and in our band we got one french horn. Our Band teacher thought that the alto's were being to dominate and without thinking told them to
"Play more french horny!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:03 pm
[ Message temporarily off-line ]
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Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:06 pm
Our band directer mr. Martinez was showing the flutes high E and he said:
don't lift up the middle finger too high or you'll flip some one off.
He showed the class and flipped off the trumpets!!! rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:52 pm
so i walk in the band room during access time or lunch time (cant remember which) when i see three of my friends talking to our assistant band director and i hear the word "gossip." so i go over there and see what they are gossiping about. they were talking about all the couples within band, colorgaurd. they were counting how many there were. so john (assistant band director) was saying something about if two people that were in either band or colorgaurd got married they would have "band babies" and then he went on saying when they were old enough the parents would tell them "you're going to do marching band and you're going to like it!" yeah, it was pretty funny. lol
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:09 pm
My BD is quite the....eh nevermind.
But once she said the reason we lost horribly at the band competition was because we didn't practice enough. Because our biggest problem was balance. neutral
Silly BD, balance is something you're supposed to help us with!
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Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:52 pm
every time hewants our atention he goes"HEEEY BAND!!!!!" and the whole band goes "HEEEEY WHAT?"
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:59 am
My director has had his fair share of interesting things to say to me. Like, for instance, the one night after a b-ball game, we were swapping funny stories and dirty jokes. But usually he's just random. He says stuff like... "I can live without brain cancer," or "You're a tool, get out of my office." Actually, that last one he's only said to me, because we're good friends and all.
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