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 Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 4:08 pm
-[olivegreencrayon]- Granted. But you accidently speed up time too fast, and die in the apocolypse.
I wish I had an army of sporks. Granted, but they're all lazy as a result of being trained while under the influence of LSD. I wish I had some LSD that was extremely good.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:41 pm
Granted, but while on you little acid trip you walk into a dark ally with an old man who wants lots of buttsmex.
I wish I had the moonies for shoes. >.<
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 5:59 pm
Narutarded Granted, but while on you little acid trip you walk into a dark ally with an old man who wants lots of buttsmex. I wish I had the moonies for shoes. >.< Granted, but they carry the curse of summoning that old man from the alley, so he takes the buttsmex from you. I wish I could see that happen.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:05 pm
Granted, but the only place you can hide to see gives you the view of the old man's nekked behind.
I wish my work would let me perice my eyebrow.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:06 pm
Narutarded Granted, but the only place you can hide to see gives you the view of the old man's nekked behind. I wish my work would let me perice my eyebrow. Granted, but then someone's eye gets infected and they eat you in retaliation. I wish I had two marijuana cigarettes.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:12 pm
Forty-six And Two Narutarded Granted, but the only place you can hide to see gives you the view of the old man's nekked behind. I wish my work would let me perice my eyebrow. Granted, but then someone's eye gets infected and they eat you in retaliation. I wish I had two marijuana cigarettes. Granted, but the old man comes to hunt you down while you're stoned with about fifty thousand of his icky buttsmex-looking friends. 3nodding I wish I had a Domo plushie.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:14 pm
Granted, but it was stolen and you are then arrested for receiving stolen property.
I wish I could fly away.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:18 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:20 pm
granted, but the domo plushie comes alive and eats you.
I wish I understood my calculus homework.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:25 pm
Granted, but then you forget how to write.
I wish I could see through people better.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:11 pm
Forty-six And Two Granted, but then you forget how to write. I wish I could see through people better. Granted, but then you'd see a lot more of people then you ever wanted to know. I wish X-Men 3 were out right now.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:25 pm
KawaiiKohaku Forty-six And Two Granted, but then you forget how to write. I wish I could see through people better. Granted, but then you'd see a lot more of people then you ever wanted to know. I wish X-Men 3 were out right now. Granted, but it sucks, and had a mean ending. I wish my friend from Sweeden was online.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:43 pm
Narutarded KawaiiKohaku Forty-six And Two Granted, but then you forget how to write. I wish I could see through people better. Granted, but then you'd see a lot more of people then you ever wanted to know. I wish X-Men 3 were out right now. Granted, but it sucks, and had a mean ending. I wish my friend from Sweeden was online. Granted, but he sufferd massive head trauma, and you can't understand a damned word he's saying. I wish my friend would hurry the ******** up and get here now, so that I could drown out all of the thoughts in my head.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:47 pm
Forty-six And Two Narutarded KawaiiKohaku Forty-six And Two Granted, but then you forget how to write. I wish I could see through people better. Granted, but then you'd see a lot more of people then you ever wanted to know. I wish X-Men 3 were out right now. Granted, but it sucks, and had a mean ending. I wish my friend from Sweeden was online. Granted, but he sufferd massive head trauma, and you can't understand a damned word he's saying. I wish my friend would hurry the ******** up and get here now, so that I could drown out all of the thoughts in my head. Granted, but when he gets there he has all the exact same thoughts and tells them to you only making it worse. I wish I had another turkey sandwich.
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Posted: Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:03 pm
Granted, but the turkey is exceptionally dry and bland. It makes you practically die of thirst, it's so damned dry.
I wish I had a zombie or some insignificant convict whose head I'd be completely free to beat in right now.
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