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 Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:17 pm
Anyone: "I LOVE SILENT HILL 8D"
stare
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 3:41 am
ZenWolf65 Missionary: Hello, I'm on a mission of peace. It is my mission in life to spread the news of God and bring peace and harmony to this world Heather: *sneezes* Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm allergic to complete bullshit! nice! lol lol [two heads on a 'Twin heads' monster are talking to each other] Twin Head #1; Look, I'm sorry but this just isn't gonna work out... Twin Head #2; But whyyyy? #1; We share thoughts, you know... #2; We do? #1; Yeah, and I have to say, you're into some f**ked up s**t, you kinky b*****d #2; I can expl- #1; No you can't - and in answer to your thought questions, the growlers will never do anything like that to your face, the insides of Pyramid Head do not consist of green, sticky goo and Henry does NOT bend that way! #2; awwww....
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Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 11:44 am
Heather: *sings One of Us by Joan Osborne*
Douglas: Then I'd be praying that God is really weak
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 6:48 pm
James: There's only one way to win this! The Revolutionary Charge!!! Ready!? Ready!? NOW!!! AHHH!!!
* Charges Pyramid Heads*
Pyramid Heads: Screw this we can't win against this patriotism!!!
* Commit Suicide*
James: Oh my god!? I can't believe that worked? Thank you George Washington!!
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 11:40 am
James: *pulls out game walk through* wait there are monsters in there? screw this i'm going home! *jumps in his car and drives away*
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 11:10 pm
Heather; Oh, damn, I'm hurting!
Vincent; Here, Heather. Try this, this should help
Heahter; Oh, tha - What the feck is this?
Vincent; They're green herbs...
Heather; How the hell are green herbs supposed to mend this hole in my leg? An energy drink I can understand, but green herbs?
Vincent; They work...
Heather; rolleyes 'course they do... what's next, RED herbs?
Vincent; stare stare
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Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:54 am
*from previous post*
Jill: *rushes in and punches Heather* b***h, gimme my herbs back!
Heather: Feck you! *bitchslaps Jill*
Vincent: *glasses flash* Let's make this more interesting....*throws mud onto the girls and they start mud wrestling* yeah...yeah! this is totally hot!
Missionary and Tyrant *from afar*: There's nothing sadder than watching a nerd trying to get laid
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Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:59 pm
* following the two previous posts*
Chris and Sheva come in.
Chris: JILL!? Your alive!
Jill: Chris? Of course I'm alive you moron. * looks at sheva* Who the hell is that!?
Chris: This is Sheva. She's...
Jill: Your replacement for me!!!
Sheva: Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. Anyway I'm much better looking than booth of you.
* Jill and Heather bitchslap sheva. Cat-fight continues*
Chris: eek This is freakin' hot!!!
Vincent: I know right? Here! Grab a handful of mud.
* Vincent and Chris throw more mud on the girls*
Tyrant: *smacks forehead* Humans really are such perverts.
Missionary: Agreed!
* Pyramid Head and Nemesis standing behind Missionary and Tyrant*
nemesis: Stars! Stars!
Missionary: PYRAMID HEAD!!! STOP HUMPING NEMESIS!!!
(kudos to those who get the reference at the end! It's from my favorite internet series! xd )
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:53 am
If you get that reference, then you'll get these wink
Henry; Oh my god, a giant rock!
Eileen; Yes, Henry... a giant rock!
Henry; I don't believe it! It's a rock! And it's giant!
Pyramid Head; It looks like James has fallen right into my trap... In America!
Robbie the rabbit; But I don't wanna be a furry...
Cynthia; This church is the only place big enough to hold my ego!
Douglas; My voice gives me super strength! *knocks out Insane Cancer with one hit* Holy s**t, it really does!
and my favourite....
Alex; MIND CRUSH!
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:26 pm
Order member: Mrs. Claudia mam. It appears the crazed religous cult champion Dahlia has been defeated by a man called Harry Mason. Also, it's time for your sponge bath.
James: Any last words before you die!
PH: Just the one... tell the fangirls... I love them.
Henry: MIND CRUSH!!!
Jasper: ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Henry: Did I just kill a gay clown?
Walter: Yes but my hair gives me the power to defy gravity!!!
Harry: NYYYYEEEEHH!!!! HARRY PUNCH!!! * Pushes lisa into wall*
God I love YGOTHAS
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:40 pm
The Henry and Jasper mind crush one had me giggling.
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:42 am
Henry; Walter, stay away from Eileen!
Walter; Okay, but only if you beat me.... at DDR!
Henry; Wait, wha-
Walter; GO! (Walter owns Henry at DDR)
Walter; The funk was not with you! *kills Henry and Eileen*
(Naruto Abridged isn't too bad either razz )
Zombie Andrew; Brains! [I dropped out of zombie school for this?]
Heather; Screw the rules, I have money! (starts firing with unlimited submachine gun)
Josh; Hey Alex, you know you didn't have to rescue me?
Alex; What?
Josh; You didn't have to rescue me!
Alex; Josh, you - (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA0L4r8YcQs [you'll know which part I'm quoting razz ])
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Posted: Fri Jun 11, 2010 10:38 am
And while we're on the subject of ddr..
Walter: There is only one way to settle this! With a dance off!
Henry: Alright then, bring it on!
Eileen: Don't, henry! I once played him at ddr! We're all going to die!
Vincent: Sure you don't care about your own future but what if I told you Edward Cullen and Bella get married and have a kid in the last book?
Heather: 4laugh Oh that is just wonderful! I always knew they were meant for each other and now they have a baby! But.. what about jacob? Does he find love?
Vincent: yeah.. with the baby..
Heather: gonk scream
Jasper: MILKSHAKE!
Walter: That's what she said.
(if you get the reference in the first three line thingies, I love you forever. if you don't, then. oh well. XD)
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 11:36 am
HELL YES HELLSING ABRIDGED! *is granted eternal love*
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Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:06 pm
....Ohmygod..
I think I love you forever Newtionary.
not only do you like Repo! but you watch Hellsing Abridged. I.. wow..
XD
James: hello operator! Give me the navy!
phone: hello you've reached the navy's automated service..
James: harry! Robots are running the navy!!
Dahlia: the darkness has eaten our shoes!
Claudia: -nod-
Vincent: Then why the hell do I still have shoes on?
Claudia: Because you are a non-believer.
Dahlia&Claudia: -flail- SHUN THE NONBELIEVER.
Douglas: I really do sell fish by the sea shore. The Walters frequent it. Oh and Vincent is a boy scout.
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