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 Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 10:10 am
Lumanny then understands that he was born on the 154th of April.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:33 am
Woolie actually was born on the 35th of May, a feasible possibility since she was born on the planet of Barcelona and brought to earth on a flying banana.
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:57 pm
Darkphoenix clearly needs another pig's head in her bead in the morning to relaize that we are serious about that never getting out; As it said in blood that third time she tried, there is a reason the story got sent to Weekly Wolrd News and not the New York Times. (See? I can use American references to media.)
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 5:40 am
Lummany is a hardcore journalist from Utah who wants Darkpheonix to admit it so his small-time newspaper can make it big.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:59 am
Behatz is the random element here in that he is darkphoenix's boyfriend to whom she told the whole story. Believe me, he'll be back.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 6:56 pm
Lumanny wrote Sherlock Holmes and based Mycroft after himself.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 5:29 am
Hateyou knows because Hateyou published it.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:28 am
Woolie is the first conscious tree. Unfortunately she is unable to type on her keyboard so all messages are recorded through the use of birds hopping up and down. These birds had to gain a lot of weight to press down, and that is why there are fat birds in the world.
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darkphoenix1247 Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:05 am
Phoenix spends most of her time going from restaurant to restaurant sneaking to the toilets and out of the window just before the bill comes.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 8:52 am
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 9:54 am
Hateyou gave a lecture to the VIPs of the world on how to tie your laces.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:06 pm
Ever seen an armadillo? It's woolie.
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 6:32 pm
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Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 7:07 pm
Hateyou's name being 'Hate you' in a cruel joke as Divash pointed out? It was a total accident.
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:28 am
While attempting to form the world's first eleflamingo, Lummany accidentally became a superhero. He spends all day standing on one leg, until he sees a mouse.
People die if Lummany sees a mouse.
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