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 Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:39 am
Granted. But you lose your virginity.
I wish I had a ham sandwich
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:58 am
granted, but the ham is very dry
i wish my nose wasnt stuffed up anymore
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:17 am
granted but instead you have a tuberculosis
I wish I had a new book to read
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 1:59 pm
You get your new book, then a child running with scissors trips and gouges your eyes out.
<_<
I wish I could say no to sex.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:01 pm
Granted, it was going to be your favorite book EVER, but it's in a language that you can't read, and no one else can either o:
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:36 pm
KibbleshNBitsh You get your new book, then a child running with scissors trips and gouges your eyes out.
<_<
I wish I could say no to sex. Granted, but then you get kidnapped by a group of Amazons and get snu snu'd to death against your will! I wish to become the best teacher that my students will ever have the pleasure to have!
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:59 pm
gonk Me no want snu snu!
Wish granted but then you find out that you were too good of a teacher and one of your students takes your job.
I wish the lead singer of my band didn't just quit. stressed
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:03 pm
KibbleshNBitsh gonk Me no want snu snu!
Wish granted but then you find out that you were too good of a teacher and one of your students takes your job.
I wish the lead singer of my band didn't just quit. stressed Granted, but then by an ironic twist, he goes mute because he was singing in your band! I wish I had chocolate!
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:05 pm
(Our lead singer was female. ninja )
You get your chocolate but it has something that you're allergic to inside of it.
I wish my dog would stop destroying my CDs. >_<
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:11 pm
KibbleshNBitsh (Our lead singer was female. ninja )
You get your chocolate but it has something that you're allergic to inside of it.
I wish my dog would stop destroying my CDs. >_< ((Oh...well, you know what I mean...)) Granted, but in turn, he starts attacking you instead because he has no other outlet to vent his anger and doggy-ness with! I wish I could be out of college already!
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:14 pm
xd Granted because you're kicked out and you have to move back in with your parents until they let you return.
I wish I had money to buy new clothes with.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:22 pm
Granted, but then you end up somehow ripping open a portal to another dimension where the clothes buys you instead.
I wish that bullies would stop finding reasons to make fun of me...
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:24 pm
The bullies stop making fun of you because I beat the s**t of them but then you're made fun of for getting help from me. ninja
I wish I had a Mountain Dew Code Red. heart
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:31 pm
KibbleshNBitsh The bullies stop making fun of you because I beat the s**t of them but then you're made fun of for getting help from me. ninja
I wish I had a Mountain Dew Code Red. heart Granted, but then you die because you were drinking it too fast and chocked! I wish MGS4 was out already!!!!
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:32 pm
Granted but when you get your copy the game falls out of the case and shatters right after it's announced that you received the last one.
I wish that I wasn't heart broken that my ex has already gotten someone new. neutral
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