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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:26 pm
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168. I will plan in advance what to do with each of my enemies if they are captured. That way, I will never have to order someone to be tied up while I decide his fate. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:29 pm
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169. If I have massive computer systems, I will take at least as many precautions as a small business and include things such as virus-scans and firewalls.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:51 pm
Nudge one hundred and seventy
170. I will be an equal-opportunity despot and make sure that terror and oppression is distributed fairly, not just against one particular group that will form the core of a rebellion. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:01 pm
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171. I will not locate a base in a volcano, cave, or any other location where it would be ridiculously easy to bypass security by rappelling down from above.
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:04 pm
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172. Mythical guardians will be instructed to ask visitors' name, purpose of visit, and whether they have an appointment, instead of ancient riddles. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:07 pm
Nudge one hundred and seventy-three
173. Although it would provide amusement, I will not confess to the hero's rival that I was the one who committed the heinous act for which he blames the hero. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:08 pm
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174. If I am dangling over a precipice and the hero reaches his hand down to me, I will not attempt to pull him down with me. I will allow him to rescue me, thank him properly, then return to the safety of my fortress and order his execution. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:10 pm
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175. I will have my fortress exorcised regularly. Although ghosts in the dungeon provide an appropriate atmosphere, they tend to provide valuable information once placated. heart
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:12 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:24 am
Fine,Ambrai,fine!I'm gonna kick your butt so hard you won't be able to crap any more!
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:27 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:41 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:44 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:50 am
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:53 am
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