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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:41 pm
Zenor? No, I am the 'Ouse 'Ellsing's mercenary! I don't need no one's 'elp!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:50 pm
Are you, by any chance, currently oppressing any downtrodden people? Farmers, perhaps? Or innkeepers?
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:55 pm
'ELL NO! Fer one, zenor, I am dead. Two, zenor, I fight for ze freedom of all! Well, except for ze Nazi Vampire, I 'ate those nazi vampires!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:13 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:09 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:07 pm
*pretends to be an old lady*
I've fallen, and I can't get up!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:44 pm
Then stop spinning around on the bar stools and you won't have that problem!
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Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2005 10:46 pm
Oh young man, can you help me up?
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:18 am
You are no grandmother! It is a dishonourable trick! scream *draws katana and adopts dai-jodan stance*
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:45 am
*hides behind the counter* Of all the rotten luck! Not only was my trap foiled, but now I've got a warrior trying to get my pelt!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 6:40 am
Come out and face me, charlatan! Have you no honour?! scream
Hmm...perhaps the innkeeper will reward me for ridding his tavern of your troublemaking! domokun
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:01 am
A BATTLE!
*draws whip, and crack!s it across a roof beam*
*several mandolins suddenly play in the background*
*Swings across the bar and lands on top of a table*
Who will feel Zorro's blade tonight?!
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:32 am
*Looks around for raised hands* Me! Me! Pick me! *Feels secure in her invulnerability*
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:33 am
Ah, Senorita, but only a true scoundrel would raise his blade to such a bonita.
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Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:34 am
Wally_West A BATTLE! *draws whip, and crack!s it across a roof beam* *several mandolins suddenly play in the background* *Swings across the bar and lands on top of a table* Who will feel Zorro's blade tonight?! *whirls around to face Zorro in Kongo No Kamai stance*
You hide behind a mask! Your death shall be without honour, Shinobi! scream
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