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 Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 1:51 pm
Wear your jedi robes, that'll really impress him. ninja
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:59 pm
Lucky b***h...I mean good luck with your job interview. ^_^
Also you forgot the period at the end of my sentance in your siggy.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:27 am
Shepi's theme song: blaugh rofl mrgreen pirate xd
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
By George Thoroughgood
Wanna tell you a story,
about the house-man blues
I come home one Friday,
had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job
She said that don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday
Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent,
and out the door I went
So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow.
the next day I don't know
So said let me slide it on you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
but for five year she was so nice
Loh' she was lovy-dovy,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet?",
I said, "No, can't find no job"
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't confront me,
long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
and out the door I went
So I go down the streets,
down to my good friend's house
I said "Look man I'm outdoors you know,
can I stay with you maybe a couple days?"
He said "Uh, Let me go and ask my wife"
He come out of the house,
I could see in his face
I know that was no
He said "I don't know man, ah she kinda funny, you know"
I said "I know, everybody funny, now you funny too"
So I go back home
I tell the landlady I got a job, I'm gonna pay the rent
She said "Yeah?" I said "Oh yeah"
And then she was so nice,
loh' she was lovy-dovy
So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go,
I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go
She a-hollerin' about the front rent, she'll be lucky to get any back rent,
she ain't gonna get none of it
So I stop in the local bar you know people,
I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender
Said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
Now by this time I'm plenty high,
you know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
gotta get drunk man so I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
one drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:56 am
liz_bliz i have a question about ravage's character. Disreguarding the facts about what happens when you use that ability, don't you have to be a master in the force to be albe to do that? And don't you have to start as an intiate or padawan? So wouldn't it be impossible to have used that ability inthe first place to have lived that long? going off this, even if it was a few pages ago. technically there was at least one EXTREAMLY long lived race of beings called the neti. they were pretty much tree people, one of which, a jedi master, lived from before the golden age of the sith (exar kun, ulic and cay quel-droma, nomi sunrider, all them) until after exar kuns spirit was banished (maybe slightly before it was banished) (which was during the time of luke, after ROTJ, before vong invasion) also, that jedi b*****d was able to weather a planet obliterating super nova....think about that, he lived thorugh a super nova, in plain sight (ie no obstructions other than the atmosphere and distance to cushion the blow) when the only other survivors were a rabble of people who hid out in deep caves. hell that old tree-man outlived the jedi temple dealie on the planet of ossus, by 4000 years! now, if one race of tree people can live that long, there is a slight possiblity of another race living that long (although you would have to convince people of thier existance, have a reason as to why the race wasn't yet discovered/found out, and/or how your character came into being.) also, consider this: the empire was messing around on ossus for a while before luke got there, there is a chance (however slight) that ravage could have obtained neti genetic samples, then used those to some how infuse himself with a longer life span, or, consider this: the kamino's have been cloning for a while, ravage could have gotten a butt-load of money, and paid for clones to be made at specific times, then pulled an emporer (taking possession of a clone body) thus enabling him to have an effective immortality. or you could combine the two...anyway, I leave that up to ravage to decide, just throwing some useful information out there. stick a fork in that nerf, it be done! rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:21 am
Sagetim liz_bliz i have a question about ravage's character. Disreguarding the facts about what happens when you use that ability, don't you have to be a master in the force to be albe to do that? And don't you have to start as an intiate or padawan? So wouldn't it be impossible to have used that ability inthe first place to have lived that long? going off this, even if it was a few pages ago. technically there was at least one EXTREAMLY long lived race of beings called the neti. they were pretty much tree people, one of which, a jedi master, lived from before the golden age of the sith (exar kun, ulic and cay quel-droma, nomi sunrider, all them) until after exar kuns spirit was banished (maybe slightly before it was banished) (which was during the time of luke, after ROTJ, before vong invasion) also, that jedi b*****d was able to weather a planet obliterating super nova....think about that, he lived thorugh a super nova, in plain sight (ie no obstructions other than the atmosphere and distance to cushion the blow) when the only other survivors were a rabble of people who hid out in deep caves. hell that old tree-man outlived the jedi temple dealie on the planet of ossus, by 4000 years! now, if one race of tree people can live that long, there is a slight possiblity of another race living that long (although you would have to convince people of thier existance, have a reason as to why the race wasn't yet discovered/found out, and/or how your character came into being.) also, consider this: the empire was messing around on ossus for a while before luke got there, there is a chance (however slight) that ravage could have obtained neti genetic samples, then used those to some how infuse himself with a longer life span, or, consider this: the kamino's have been cloning for a while, ravage could have gotten a butt-load of money, and paid for clones to be made at specific times, then pulled an emporer (taking possession of a clone body) thus enabling him to have an effective immortality. or you could combine the two...anyway, I leave that up to ravage to decide, just throwing some useful information out there. stick a fork in that nerf, it be done! rofl infusing neti dna into a human to extend their life....right....I don't think that would work man. And even if it would, Ravage didn't say that, he said he used to force to extend his life. Yoda's species is the next longest living species after the neti i believe, but 900 years compared to over 6000 is just a drop in the bucket really. And your forgeting about Tr'a Sa'a, the femal Neti master from the clone war comics, and a bad a** jedi to boot. And you forgto that neti can morph thier bodies to an extent. Once again i don't think youcan just 'poof' infuse dna into yourself from another species without severe consequences, like dying from incompatability or mutating uncontrolably from the new genes, becoming disfigured and lame. So many things could go wrong with that idea. Not that having two sabers implanted in your hands isn't already a horrible idea in the first place... stare
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:29 am
its called a plot device. and its name is : kamino. they are master cloners, I'm rather sure they could work out the kinks, and ravage did state that he 'definatly was not human' wait a sec.....the empire hates nonhumans, what the hell? I mean, unless he can pass for one, I really doubt his logic in being with the empire. but enough on that, moving on to the arm sabers, bad idea? maybe, but if you have artificial arms (like vader) that you keep concealed (like with fake skin or something) they can REALLY suprise someone who thought you were unarmed/ no longer a threat (like sticking a jedi in a field of yaslamari, then disarming them).
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:49 am
Sagetim its called a plot device. and its name is : kamino. they are master cloners, I'm rather sure they could work out the kinks, and ravage did state that he 'definatly was not human' wait a sec.....the empire hates nonhumans, what the hell? I mean, unless he can pass for one, I really doubt his logic in being with the empire. but enough on that, moving on to the arm sabers, bad idea? maybe, but if you have artificial arms (like vader) that you keep concealed (like with fake skin or something) they can REALLY suprise someone who thought you were unarmed/ no longer a threat (like sticking a jedi in a field of yaslamari, then disarming them). yeah but that would be having them in the arm for storage, he ment actually using them from inside the arm and having a beam come out of his palm. Not mentioning that it would be impossible because of the space needed for it would make his have to take out his major bones, including his wrist bones, making him unable to move his hand around any more would mean havin a baton sized object in the center of your lower arm, obstructing blood flow. you would have to have machine arms for it to work in the first place. and really? I thought he said he was human. Anyway the kaminos clone yes but that would mean that he would be a clone of himself, not the original, which he never stated, otherwise it would be gentic manipulation of an already grown and living subject, which is much harder that the same for a being that hasn't even come into exsistance as a baby yet. And the kaminos only altered the actual, already present dna within the clones to change them mentally and physically. That's like making a dog smarter, faster and more aggressive by just altering dna to make some horomones less, some more, and change it slightly so the dog has more muscle mass. What your asking is like taking a mouse and trying to graft a elephants' dna into the mouses, but only get the long life of the elephant without physically changing the mouse in any way at all.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:29 pm
Nope, yoda's species was not the second longest lived. The neti arn't even the longest. The Oswaft are.
Oswaft
Neti
Hutts
What ever the ******** Yoda and Yaddle were
ANd then you have I think the Trandosion, which I beilive live close to 150 years if they don't get them selves killed.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:56 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle Nope, yoda's species was not the second longest lived. The neti arn't even the longest. The Oswaft are. Oswaft Neti Hutts What ever the ******** Yoda and Yaddle were ANd then you have I think the Trandosion, which I beilive live close to 150 years if they don't get them selves killed. i think that last rule goes for all of them rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:24 pm
you forgot wookies, they live, like, 400 years, and thats not the force using kind. thats like, a normal wookie. rofl
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:54 pm
Sagetim you forgot wookies, they live, like, 400 years, and thats not the force using kind. thats like, a normal wookie. rofl Yeah, your right @_@
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:52 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle Nope, yoda's species was not the second longest lived. The neti arn't even the longest. The Oswaft are. Oswaft Neti Hutts What ever the ******** Yoda and Yaddle were wookies ANd then you have I think the Trandosion, which I beilive live close to 150 years if they don't get them selves killed. wookies added in. sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:49 pm
Pyrotechnic Oracle http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/051010.jpg ninja rofl rofl rofl rofl Pus spewing, organ pile, sin against God rofl rofl rofl I like the fact that Ed and AL are better doen then Potter. ninja VG must have more respct for FMA that's because they don't have to wave wands to do magic. Potter would still be going for his wand when the fire alchemist had burnt him to a crisp. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 2:19 am
Pyro...I know we have our differences...and dont get along period..but after looking at your siggy I must say this, We are now further apart then we could ever be. :3
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