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 Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:48 pm
vodka sour Herra Karhu Someone is extremely conceited. ...Wut?
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:49 pm
Herra Karhu vodka sour Herra Karhu Someone is extremely conceited. ...Wut?
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:51 pm
http://www.etaiwannews.com/etn/news_content.php?id=1305355&lang=eng_news&cate_img=46.jpg&cate_rss=news_Editorial
....Oh, ********: And now, LIFE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf- *Gets dragged off*
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:51 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:55 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:56 pm
Ahem.
-Reporter voice.-
Today, we will receive some cloudy weather, followed by some sunshine, and then eventually you can go die.
That's all.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:56 pm
 Sasuke is one retarded ninja. How did he think that he could take on five of the most powerful ninja in the country.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:58 pm
I stopped reading Sasuke after he pretty much kicked the Raikage's a**. Is he a god yet?
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:58 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:08 pm
Vintrict Sasuke is one retarded ninja. How did he think that he could take on five of the most powerful ninja in the country. Plot armor.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:09 pm
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you know, I take back everything I said about you, white-haired chick whose username I can't recall.
at least YOU can get laid.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:15 pm
also, I henceforth take back all bad words about my opponent.
he is a really legit dude.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:45 pm
Time to share my night with you lot. It was a night filled with misadventures and was pretty damned disgusting. I mean this was a character building night, holy s**t.
So there I was. In the bathroom. I really needed to take a piss. However, my decision to do so was halted as I glared with a twitching left eye at my cat's litter box in the corner. It looked like he shoveled all the litter to one side then bukkake'd it with piss. It was horrible. Ammonia unto the gods in a single day, my god TomTom.
Sighing, I knew what I had to do. Except I couldn't somehow make someone else do it for me and laugh arrogantly, so no, I had to do it. I got a grocery bag, p***s tingling away, and dumped the litter into it except 1/2 of it was so thick with cat piss, it clung to the box. "s**t!" I thought, which is ironic given the future happenings to come.
So I scraped it out of there proper, and some fell on my hand. "..Ggklegelge" I said, as nasty cat urine litter smeared down my hand. Still. I took it like a man, cleaning that box proper, and filled it with the fresh stuff I got today. Even has odor neutralizing crystals, take that TomTom. s**t Monger.
So I take it outside in the night air, drop it in our dumpster, and calmly walk back in. I make a beeline for the bathroom, given I still needed to piss, except something again caught my eye.
TomTom himself! Hunched over a black cat doll my little cousins play with, he was raised a little off it, but definitely had his a** over it's face. It took me a second to catch on due to to the darkness of the hall, but then it hit me - Tom was pissing on it!
"NO TOMTOM" I yelled out, diving forward and nudging him away before more thundered out, really pissing him off and making him run away with his ears darted backward. Apparently, he got really mad I didn't change the litter earlier and decided to teach me a lesson by throwing a fit and layering their toy with piss. It worked. That toy and the floor it was upon were both thoroughly soaked with cat piss.
Well, I took the only rag I could find and got to work. Except there was so much piss, it leaked through the rag instantly and soaked my hand. "..ghegehgehgrhg" I said. Regardless, like a man, I dried my cat's piss out of the floor best I could. Nice try, TomTom, though props for pissing on their cat toy's face. You truly are my kitty.
Well, with that crisis solved, TomTom's litter changed, and fresh food down, he seemed content as he attacked the s**t out of a plastic bag in the living room before flying up a chair. Time to take that piss I was talking about earlier.
So I went in the bathroom, feeling the chorus of a successful mission. I stood in front of the toilet when, out of the watchful gaze of my eyes.. I saw s**t smeared all over the toilet seat. It appeared one of my little cousins must've had diarrhea from the Lasagna they ate earlier and just went to town shitting all over the toilet. Awesome.
Sighing with tears in the back of my eyes, I shook them away. No. I am a man. I must wipe up the s**t.
And wipe I did. It was a difficult and thankless job, as the nasty lasagna sauce-filled feces flowed unto the heavens. But I was no mere man of 20 years trying to use the bathroom, I was The ******** Haelstrom Fist, NOTHING was getting in my way. Even when the toilet paper tore and my left hand touched some. "..grhgrhgrgngng" I said.
All the same, finally, all was clean, all was rinsed. And I took a piss. The urine flowing into the toilet, it was like the chorus of angels, victory fanfare filling the world as I zipped up my pants and flushed the toilet a final time. I then washed my hands like ******** crazy and even dumped hand sanitizer onto them afterward, turned the bathroom light out, opened the door, stepped out of my epic battle, and came in here to sit on the computer and type this all out.
[JULY 02 ADVENTURE: END]
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:54 pm
You really, really, reallly need to battle someone, don't you?
This is also why I am fond of, other peoples cats.
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Posted: Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:57 pm
Admit, my story about cat piss was better written than many of the roleplayers' posts here.
Also, I either need to fight or ******** someone. Or even better, play Game Boy Advance for hours until I forget any of that happened.
The things I saw.
..rhgrngrngng.
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