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 Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 9:55 am
Aerith: Hey Sephiroth thanks for killing me! ^-^
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:01 am
This takes place where retailer on President's Shinra Home is Sold..
Cloud: Hey,What are you selling?
Retailer: why this lovely home for 30,0000 gil!! It's has spacey room filled lovely people,um not mention mysterious stalker in the basement...
Stalker: Did someone mentions me?(looks at cloud..) CLOUD!!!(*Sceams) YOU ARE REAL DEAL!! Can I have your autograph?
Cloud:.......................
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:46 pm
[.Psycho.Doughboy.] Sephiroth: *About to stab Aerith* ROFL I w1ll pwn j00 n0wz!!!111elevenone *Aerih's eyes pop open and moves out of the way, Sephiroth lands on his face.* Sephiroth: Ow! omg WTF?!?! Aerith: Omg? Wtf? PWN?!?! What the hell are you saying? Roffle? Is that even a goddamn word? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!?! Cloud: Yeah, man. You sound totally gay. Sephiroth: STFU n00b b4 I fukin hax u!!! Aerith: *Kicks Sephiroth in the ribs* CUT THAT s**t! Sephiroth: U fukin n00bs I kno ub3r 1337 hax I will get host and fukin p0wn u all!! *Vincent walks up and shoot Sephiroth eight times in the face.* Vincent: There... Thank god... Sephiroth: Ha ha, pathetic n00bs!!!! Cloud: Damn! Aerith: HOLY s**t!!! Vincent: ********, I guess he WAS ******** haxing. What a ******** n00b. Aerith: OH LORD IT'S SPREADING! Cloud: *Chops Vincent's head off* Run! Before we're infect3d!!! Oh g0d! I'm turning 1337!!!!11 A3rith, RUUUUUN!!!!11111elevenone *aerith runs as Cloud takes the Vincent's gun and shoots Sephiroth then himself* You win ten thousand coolness points XD.
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Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:12 pm
fishsama999 [.Psycho.Doughboy.] Sephiroth: *About to stab Aerith* ROFL I w1ll pwn j00 n0wz!!!111elevenone *Aerih's eyes pop open and moves out of the way, Sephiroth lands on his face.* Sephiroth: Ow! omg WTF?!?! Aerith: Omg? Wtf? PWN?!?! What the hell are you saying? Roffle? Is that even a goddamn word? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON?!?! Cloud: Yeah, man. You sound totally gay. Sephiroth: STFU n00b b4 I fukin hax u!!! Aerith: *Kicks Sephiroth in the ribs* CUT THAT s**t! Sephiroth: U fukin n00bs I kno ub3r 1337 hax I will get host and fukin p0wn u all!! *Vincent walks up and shoot Sephiroth eight times in the face.* Vincent: There... Thank god... Sephiroth: Ha ha, pathetic n00bs!!!! Cloud: Damn! Aerith: HOLY s**t!!! Vincent: ********, I guess he WAS ******** haxing. What a ******** n00b. Aerith: OH LORD IT'S SPREADING! Cloud: *Chops Vincent's head off* Run! Before we're infect3d!!! Oh g0d! I'm turning 1337!!!!11 A3rith, RUUUUUN!!!!11111elevenone *aerith runs as Cloud takes the Vincent's gun and shoots Sephiroth then himself* You win ten thousand coolness points XD. Thanks! I leveled up 6 whole coolness levels.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:30 am
**Before fighting Bizarro Sephiroth, Cloud is floating down towards the strange light**
Cloud: This light... it's... it's my... my FLASHLIGHT!!!! Ah! The horrible traumatic childhood events are all coming back to me!!! Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:48 am
[Nishin (My friend and I got this idea from a show called Northern Exposure. The show is not currently on air to our knowledge, but there are DVDs of it. I hope you all enjoy this.) Scarlet: President, what IS this thing? Rufus: It's a catapult. Scarlet: What's ON this catapult? Rufus: A piano... Reeve: *enters* Excuse me, but we have a big problem. Rufus: So do I. Reeve: What would your problem be? Scarlet: *raises her hand* I can't stop having my period... Reeve: We already know that. Rufus: I want to know how far a piano can fly when launched from a catapult. Taking bets. Scarlet: I bet it flies past Sector 1. 200 gil. Reeve: I bet that Cloud and his friends are comming here soon, and we may never find out. 800 gil. Rufus: Let's find out. Cloud & gang: *enters* What the hell are you doing? Rufus: Wreaking havoc on the world with a catapult. What else? Tifa: It looks like a catapult. Garret: Smells like one. Vincent: *stops chewing on teh catapult* Tastes like one, too. Rufus: Whoa, how'd you get past us? Vincent: ...... I have mad vampire skills. Rufus: Well, now that the bets are in, let's see what happens. *launches the catapult* Sephiroth (in the Northern Crater): What smells like a piano? *The piano hits him on the head* Ow... That hurt... Cloud: Wow, that got some distance... LMAO!!! you get 500 pretty shinies!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:57 pm
(This is really stupid, but I couldn't think of anything else)
*Cloud and Tifa are walkin down the road when they see Sephiroth right in front of 'em*
Tifa- Looks like we're goin down, there's no point in fighting now
Cloud- Atleast we're goin down together
Tifa- Oh shut up, I HATE U!!!!!!!!!
Cloud- But I love u!!!
*Aerith comes from behind and shoots Tifa and Cloud*
Aerith- I knew u were cheating on me Cloud!!!! This is what u get!!!!!
*Sephiroth slashes Aerith*
Sephiroth- I was supposed to kill Cloud!!!!! He was MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:24 pm
[Nishin (My friend and I got this idea from a show called Northern Exposure. The show is not currently on air to our knowledge, but there are DVDs of it. I hope you all enjoy this.) Scarlet: President, what IS this thing? Rufus: It's a catapult. Scarlet: What's ON this catapult? Rufus: A piano... Reeve: *enters* Excuse me, but we have a big problem. Rufus: So do I. Reeve: What would your problem be? Scarlet: *raises her hand* I can't stop having my period... Reeve: We already know that. Rufus: I want to know how far a piano can fly when launched from a catapult. Taking bets. Scarlet: I bet it flies past Sector 1. 200 gil. Reeve: I bet that Cloud and his friends are comming here soon, and we may never find out. 800 gil. Rufus: Let's find out. Cloud & gang: *enters* What the hell are you doing? Rufus: Wreaking havoc on the world with a catapult. What else? Tifa: It looks like a catapult. Garret: Smells like one. Vincent: *stops chewing on teh catapult* Tastes like one, too. Rufus: Whoa, how'd you get past us? Vincent: ...... I have mad vampire skills. Rufus: Well, now that the bets are in, let's see what happens. *launches the catapult* Sephiroth (in the Northern Crater): What smells like a piano? *The piano hits him on the head* Ow... That hurt... Cloud: Wow, that got some distance... That rocked my socks. rofl
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:54 pm
cloud fighting sephiroth,"what were we doin again, and who are you?"
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 4:19 pm
Barret: HEY! How come I'm the only black guy here, huh? What, black people not GOOD enough for you? Only need the token black guy?! Oh yes, massah, let me shine your shoes!
Cloud: Hey thanks Barret, they were kind of dirty.
Barret: Go back to the nazis, blondie! *Shoots Cloud in the foot*
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 7:53 pm
cloud:IM NOT EMO IM JUST MISUNDERSTOD
seproth:i hate jenova(mother) she never gave me a gift for my birthday
aerith:i hate those god damm flowers
tifa:im not fighting him cloud can
zack:WHY THE ******** DID I DIE BARRET SHOULD OF
yuffie:wtf is materia, is that something you eat?
vincent:*skipping down the raod*i love to sing and dance all day cloud:....................wtf vincent
cid"no more cig.MARIJUANAS BETTER right cait smith? cait smith:hell yeah tifa:.........no comment
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 2:17 pm
Cloud: Sephiroth! Just give up!
Sephiroth: You know what...f**k this...*walks away and gives up*
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:20 pm
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 10:46 pm
Dude, I posted that VGcats comic up here too! xd I also saw the second one, it's hella funny. *applauds*
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 12:30 pm
Rufus: White isn't really my colour...
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