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John Constantine

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 11:39 am


jesse_custer
huh? hmmmmm izzat john? stare


*hides behind menu*
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:32 pm


*Comes in*
Hi, John!

Laurel Gand


John Constantine

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:39 pm


*drags Laurel into booth and makes frantic shooshing noises behind menu*

Christ, keep yer voice down! See the cyclops at the bar? He's that guy from Preacher. If 'e sees me, 'e's gonna wanna talk about bein' written by Ennis and I'm still payin' for the ********' therapy sessions I 'ad to 'ave tryin' to blot out that period of me life!
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:45 pm


OK, but at least you never had Rogue hair. *shuddering*

Laurel Gand


John Constantine

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 12:54 pm


I was written by Ennis.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:26 pm


That's pretty bad John. One of my finer ideas.

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


John Constantine

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:31 pm


That's just what I need, another of you diabolical tossers types messin' with me life.

Which one of you do I have to "thank" for the cinematic shite-fest with me name in it, then?

I'll be honest with you, Blondie. I can handle the other one. He's a mincing ponce of a storybook Devil who think's he's the big cheese when all he is is the smell. But you...quite frankly you scare the s**t out of me, because I know you won't piss about with elaborate schemes of revenge. You'll just ******** me up right there and then and move on.

Why d'you think I behaved meself so much when I was in that bar of yours? Before it turned into a bleedin' TARDIS I mean.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:43 pm


He's an idiot who never knows how to create his own opertunities. He labors under the system and complains there's no way out. Really, he's just a terminal whinner.
I believe he's the one who greenlighted that film of yours.

Lucifer Morningstar
Crew


Laurel Gand

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:47 pm


I started off as Laurel Kent who had the most confused biology ever, considering she was created before the Goauld were.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:48 pm


Bet you never would have fallen for bloody Magic Guinness trick, eh Luce? But then I doubt you'd have been trafficking in souls in the first place. More trouble than it's worth in the long run, I imagine.

John Constantine


John Constantine

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:54 pm


Laurel Gand
I started off as Laurel Kent who had the most confused biology ever, considering she was created before the Goauld were.


Sorry luv, but never get into a "Who's Got The Biggest Tragedy p***s" contest with Vertigo characters because we always win. Morningstar's only disqualified because he doesn't have any visible tackle.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:57 pm


No, I meant she didn't know she was silicon until she somehow died from a kryptonite bullet.
And thanks for introducing me to Top 10.
*hugs her copy of Top 10:Beyond the Farthest Precinct #2 protectively*

Laurel Gand


Laurel Gand

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:04 pm


John Constantine
Laurel Gand
I started off as Laurel Kent who had the most confused biology ever, considering she was created before the Goauld were.


Sorry luv, but never get into a "Who's Got The Biggest Tragedy p***s" contest with Vertigo characters because we always win. Morningstar's only disqualified because he doesn't have any visible tackle.

She wasn't gender confused.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:13 pm


Laurel Gand
And thanks for introducing me to Top 10.
*hugs her copy of Top 10:Beyond the Farthest Precinct #2 protectively*


Mwoo ha ha! Go find the thread, I'd like opinions please. 3nodding

Laurel Gand
John Constantine
Laurel Gand
I started off as Laurel Kent who had the most confused biology ever, considering she was created before the Goauld were.


Sorry luv, but never get into a "Who's Got The Biggest Tragedy p***s" contest with Vertigo characters because we always win. Morningstar's only disqualified because he doesn't have any visible tackle.

She wasn't gender confused.


Yeah, but what's the female equivalent? "Thinnest Tragedy Waist" could be construed as a mite chauvanistic.

John Constantine


Wally_West
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Familiar Phantom

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 2:17 pm


...I've entered at a strange time, I think.
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