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 Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 5:44 am
Godfrey Potter-Lockhart But I don't want to stay in the ******** bucket.
You should just kidnap bus boy and be done with it, girl. talk2hand DON'T DENY YER INNER EVILLLSSS.
I think love comes in different forms. I definitely feel love for Kat's Reg, and probably Dame Hellstorm and Mulciber too.
PERVERTED? MEE? *Hides her vibrator, ballgag, porn fic, and issue of Cosmo* I AM OFFENDED AT SUCH A CLAIM!
But I am weird about thinking about other people's masturbation habits. I do it all day at work. It's not even a matter of attraction, just blatant curiosity.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:50 am
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Johnny777Nny Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:37 am
Asphyxiation via holding my breath. That's all I'll say.
D: EW I HAVE TO WRITE A SPEECH. It's not good if I get anxious just thinking about writing it. X_x
I don't have a basement to keep any kidnapped people in though. D: Maybe the garage....
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:43 am
Oooh, hot. <3 I used to have a stocking I'd wrap around my neck and tie to things, then lay down and slide far enough away that it'd choke me, but I could safely move when I needed a to breathe easy again. Cos holding my breath got too easssssy. I think I play games with myself too much lol >__>
I AM CAPTAIN MOTHER ******** TMI, BITCHES cool
Relax, girl; let the words flow as they come and go, like... diarrhea a fresh water creek. :D
God, I am so friggan obnoxious today. D:
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 9:55 am
I have a shed and a large closet. I prefer closet. It's far more erotic.
Maybe I'm obnoxious because Kat comes home in 3 hours and I'm running on little sleep on a day off. Makes me all kinds of horny and bouncy. XD
I want some cereal.. hm...
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:48 am
xD I don't find you obnoxious in the slightest. <3 And your TMI usually makes me laugh.
Awww, you should nap so you'll be 'energized' when Kat comes home. wink wink
You know what I'm winkin' about. :3
EAT SOME CEREAL. S'good. I need some friggin milk cuz I haven't bought any in 3 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I have good cereal and I want to eat it. :3 'n fact I could probably do some grocery shopping.... nnn..... at least get some deli meat.
Aaaha, anyways, done with the speech. It only has to be 2 minutes long. So s'about a page. Yeah. x_x Now I just have to memorize this because I suck at using just an outline to say someting. I'm much more articulate on paper first. :3
......... but it's really cold out today. D: And I have leftover asianfood in the fridge... :-----3
SMILING GIRAFFE.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:51 am
Can't stop thinking about yogurt/bananas/cereal/walnuts/yumminess now. D: Waaaant. crying
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:08 pm
NAP? NEVAR.
Obnoxious is good for writing, though, apparently. I've written two decent length fics and posted them today. HURRAH FOR NOT CLEANING INSTEAD.
Writing Snape/Lavender now lol. Next is Lavender/Godfrey lol. It's supposed to be a 'let me try to make this crazy crap work' challenge XD
I'm glad you mastered that speech. I KNEW YOU'D MAKE IT YOUR b***h.
CEREAL IS THE MOTHA ******** SHITTT.
Lawl, giraffes.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:23 pm
NAP? ALWAYS! ^_^
<3<3<3 I see fics. I shall peruse them later when I am in the secret comfort of my own- SNAPE/LAVENDER? O_o
Snape always seems too.... uptight... to do things. Especially with a former student. :3 But your snape is.. interes- GODFREY?
O_o Hahaha.
Lavender: Bewbs? wink
Godfrey: Bewbs? :3
Lavender: Bewbs <3
Godfrey: redface B-bewbs whee
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:34 pm
My guild!Snape has only had sex with four or five people intimately his entire life, and he tried desperately to avoid the whole Death Eater orgy thing, though it wasn't always possible. But I can see him having a one night stand with Lavender a few months after he had sex with Charity, simply because he'd finally acknowledged sexual needs again because of Charity, and he'd make a mistake in pursuing it. Lavender would be in the right place at the right time. And he's all jittery over Charity getting pregnant with Luka.
He saw her in school, following after Ron and so desperately pining after him after he dumped her. Snape can identify with that, and with Lavender's obsessive personality. And they spoke a few times in the hospital wing, while recovering from the Hogwarts Battle, because neither one of them wanted to be alive at that point. Some of her deep, quiet moments were shared with him.
So that's the basis, and the lingering 'connection' that pushes it from WTFNO to 'er, well, we're here I guess' years later.
Godfrey/Lavender probably won't go beyond partial nudity and kissing XD Like Lavender sees Godfrey being kind of contemplative off to the side at a show, a little lonely cos Josh is up on stage, so she laughingly plays with him for a second, like "bet you've never touched these before" XD AU-ish and cuuuuuute. Cos she just wants to touch his earsies and bite his lower lip.
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 3:00 pm
Wrong thread, ho-face. *Glomps Naz then hits her with a newspaper*
Man, the corners of my mouth are cracked an all chapped and s**t. I feel like the Joker. XD I keep trying to get Jess to roleplay Joker/Harley with me in bed, but she won't do it. ><
Wouldn't be so bad if it'd just bleed. The cracks hurt enough that I'd feel validated if they'd just freaking bleeeeeed. I'm in a weird, but happy mood right now.
I'm hungry, but I have to do dishes and then cook supper.
I'm thinking pan steaks and butter/spiced potatoes.
I keep using the hell out of my Emeril's Essence spice. It's soooooo ******** good. Though, anything containing that much cayenne pepper makes me and my tummy happy.
3nodding
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 6:43 pm
D: You always make delightful sense out of things, you silly person. razz O_o Snape. <3
WHY CANT I SAY MORE TO THAT. One sentence and a few faces to 3 paragraphs of stuff. xD
Aaah.
........godfrey loves when you petses his earsies. He also likes squishy bewb pillows. BABY TALKS. :BDURHUR.
YEAH! WRONG THREAD! D<
Then you could like your lips and they'd be all salty, and you'd know you're not supposed to lick the cuts but you do anyways because it feels good but hurts at the same time.
And then for about a week every time you drink anything with salt or acid in it you cry and cry and cry. 3nodding
Mmmm, steaks. :3 DISHES BEFORE SUPPER? BLEH.
O_o Emeril's 'Essence' .... is it... white? wink
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:08 pm
Had to do the dishes first because I had nothing to cook with/eat on. XD
I'm still catching up on house chores because the mens didn't clean while I was out of commission. And yes, Naz is a mens in that sense.
No, it's like red colored.... OMG HE'S BLEEEEDING! O.o
XD*Glomps Cassy because she's still hyper and in a good mood*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:37 pm
THATS WHAT EMERGENCY STYROFOAM DISHWARE IS FOR. 8D
Pfffttt. O_o
House chores! D: I had to do them too today... actually my kitchen looks like a warzone but the bathroom and livingroom are clean. And I has dirty clothes that needs washing. D: BLEH.
Chores.... sad
..... BLEEDING FROM HIS p***sES
Because Emeril's so cool he's got TWO.
*GLOMPS BACK AND PROMPTLY EXPLODES INTO GLITTER*
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 7:40 pm
*Blinks* Glitter and...sparkles.... Sparkles.....
o.0
OMG IT'S TWILIGHT!
BE MAH EDWARD, CASSEH!
BE HIM HARD!
Xp! <333
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