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*releases the hounds Landsharks*

mad

*Dude.
*I about threw up.
*That is how bad that match was.
*And I mean literally.

Austin/Vince says:
*Why?

Haelstrom Fist says:
*...Alright. It was me, Charles, John, Nikko, and Chris.
*..I was Singed.
*John was Alistar.
*Nikko goes mid as Kag'maw. Irrelevant to this story.
*Charles was Akali. Irrelevant to this story.
*Chris, I don't even know what he was and he was on my team, he was that irrelevant to this story.
*No, oh no.
*This was a tale of me and John as Signed and Alistar bottom lane.
*I nearly kill the Shen.
*With Poison trail.
*At level 1.
*He is ******** -bad-.
*So I'm like "sweet."
*Well, I almost kill the Sivir, I'm like "John, attack her!"
*Him: I WANNA BUT I'M GONNA SCRATCH MY NOSE FIRST
*(I die.)
*Me: ...WHAT.
*Him: Ahhh.
*Me: .....
*Me: ...Alright, recall John.
*Him: NO I GOT THIS. (20 HP.)
*Me: ...No, NO, RECALL JOHN.
*Him: NO I GOT THIS.
*So I get back there.
*And dude.
*I manage.. to bring both their Sivir and their Shen to under 100 HP.
*John: I'M BEHIND YOU MAN I'M COMING [Pops Ghost.]
*Me: [FEELS THE DOUBLE KILL, CHASE, CHASE]
*John: [Right as he gets close.] ... alright, heading back down bottom. [Walks away.]
*Me: ...******** WHAT
*Shen: [Taunt, kills.]
*They both survived by 20 HP each.
*At this point, I promptly closed the game,
*And opened up Dragon Age: Origins.
*Realizing I would soon enter the Landsmeet and stop Teryn Loghain,
*I was told I would need to rally our spirits to best the Darkspawn.
*This gave me courage to re-enter LoL, 10 minutes later.
*...And Austin.
*I almost went positive and out-leveled both John -and- Charles.
*And I was level 1 when I ********.. did things no man should.
*He didn't headbutt people away like you did.
*No.
*.. He didn't need to.
*He did better things.
*Me: John, John run away, JOHN, JOHN ******** JOHn- [Literally growling.] JOHN RUN AWAY, JOHN
*(AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN)
*Me: ..AHGHGHG

Austin/Vince says:
*XD

Haelstrom Fist says:
*At our Nexus, an Ashe is hitting it,
*me: [He's right by her.] JOHN, ATTACK THE ASHE
*Him: I ALMOST GOT THE SIVIR
*Me: I DON'T GIVE A ******** ABOUT THE SIVIR, ATTACK THE ASHE
*Him: [Doesn't. I try to Fling her, but minions stop me, she wins the game.]
*I immedietely set him to Ignore status, and exited LoL.
*I am seriously sick to my stomach out of raw and constant exposure to sheer retardation in human form.

Austin/Vince says:
*XDDDD

The real threat of the attack however, came from one of the variety of species that accompanied Vrael to his match. His mental connection to the ambient marine life forms allowed him to plant violent and aggressive thoughts into the mind of a formerly well controlled creature that circled the platform. A bull shark was concealed within the thick, high pressure blast of water. Weighing over seven hundred pounds and about three meters long the female shark swam along the crystal blue pathway created by Vrael, it's sights set on the nimble opponent.

+No outside intervention (friends, familiars, summons, or otherwise) will be permitted. Should a tournament participant interfere in a match, he or she will be disqualified from the tournament. Should a spectator interfere, he or she will be banned from further attending the event. Should a participant induce interference within his or her match, he or she will be disqualified. Spectator posts by non-fighters and fighters currently not in a fight, may that be from already finishing their fight or being eliminated from the tournament, is allowed, however.