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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:17 pm

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Cloud:
Sorry about that whole revenge thing Sephiroth...wanna be friends? xd

Sephiroth: fine after that we can go to my house and make out
Cloud: i brought a condom blaugh

Aerith: Wait a minute! Why do you need a condom...?
Sephiroth: Well, if you're going to join us...
Aerith: OH! I-I see. Well, I'll stand over here and wave my cheerleading pom-poms and wait for you two to make-up and start making out.
Cloud: Oh, you can borrow mine. I'm not using them this weekend. mrgreen

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:13 am

Red XIII: I have rabies

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:18 am

Sephiroth: Vincent, I am your Father.
Vincent: What?! No way. I banged Lucrecia for 4 months straight just to get her pregnant!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:57 pm

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Red XIII: I have rabies

Vincent: oh really,well I sorry my friend but.....*shoots in head and kills RedXIII*

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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:59 pm

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Sephiroth: Vincent, I am your Father.
Vincent: What?! No way. I banged Lucrecia for 4 months straight just to get her pregnant!!!!

Sephirtoh:t-then that means.
Vincent in a Darth Vader voice: yes,I,am your father.
Sephiroth:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 11:00 pm

Sakuya794

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Cloud:
Sorry about that whole revenge thing Sephiroth...wanna be friends? xd

Sephiroth: fine after that we can go to my house and make out
Cloud: i brought a condom blaugh

Aerith: Wait a minute! Why do you need a condom...?
Sephiroth: Well, if you're going to join us...
Aerith: OH! I-I see. Well, I'll stand over here and wave my cheerleading pom-poms and wait for you two to make-up and start making out.
Cloud: Oh, you can borrow mine. I'm not using them this weekend. mrgreen

Vincent:*Vincent shoots Aerith in the head and kills her*I don't know why I did that.

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:29 am

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Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress?
Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory.
Cloud: Ahh, here it is.
Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it?
Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah...
Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you?
Cloud: NO!
Aerith: ...
Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty...

Sephiroth:HAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DAMN IT CLOUD..........thats my dress!

Cloud: ... *Omni-slashes Sephiroth to death* I'M THE PRETTY GIRL!!!

Yuffie:*kills Cloud* THAT IS THE LAST DAMN TIME YOU STEAL MY DRESS
CLOUD! Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Barret come here.
Barret:I pity the foo,who is about to be forced to date that Yuffie girl.*starts crying and saying "I pity the foo,I pity the foo."*

RedXIII: *Kills Barret* Try to steal my woman! Come here Yuffie, did you know I'm the last of my race?

Yuffie surprised ooooh God!
Vincent:you are? Hmmmmmmmmm.*pulls out gun and shoots RedXIII in the head*Now your kind is all dead,come here Yuffie.
Yuffie surprised h Vincent thank you!*starts making out with Vincent*

Red XIII: Fa...ther...
Vincent: *Stops kissing Yuffie* What? You're not dead yet?
Red XIII: You... forgot...
Vincent: Oh yeah? What?
Red XIII: We're...At...Cosmo...Canyon... *Dies*
Vincient: Whatever. *Goes back to making out with Yuffie, then drops of water hit them on the head* What the-? Is it raining?
Yuffie: I like the rain
Vincent: Yeah but... wait a friggin second, we're under that... AAAAAUGH!
Yuffie: EEEK!
*Red XIII's petrified father falls off the cliff and crushes them both to death*
Cid: *Looks over at all the dead people.* Dumbasses. Hey Tifa, wanna join the mile-high club?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:21 am

Palmer: Salad, please!

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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:14 am

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Sephiroth: Vincent, I am your Father.
Vincent: What?! No way. I banged Lucrecia for 4 months straight just to get her pregnant!!!!

Sephirtoh:t-then that means.
Vincent in a Darth Vader voice: yes,I,am your father.
Sephiroth:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!

Vincent: YES!! MWAHAHAHA!!! Now be a good boy and give us the black materia and get the ******** outta here.
Sephiroth: NEVER! You will have to fight me for it.
Vincent: Oh Yeah? *takes Sephiroth over his knee and starts spanking him*
Sephiroth: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Okay okay I will stop and give you the black materia.
Vincent: Good boy. Your mom would be proud.
Sephiroth: WOULD? You mean she's dead?!
Vincent: Unfortunatly.
Sephiroth: *cuts his head off with the Masamune*
Vincent: I have nothing left!!! *shoots himself in the face with the Death Penalty*
Cloud: Hi Vincent how are you..........AAAAHHHH!!! *chops his head off*
Tifa: AAAHHH!!!!! Finally alone at last. *gets into a bikini and parties like no tomorrow*

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:39 pm

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Sephiroth: Vincent, I am your Father.
Vincent: What?! No way. I banged Lucrecia for 4 months straight just to get her pregnant!!!!

Sephirtoh:t-then that means.
Vincent in a Darth Vader voice: yes,I,am your father.
Sephiroth:NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!

Vincent: YES!! MWAHAHAHA!!! Now be a good boy and give us the black materia and get the ******** outta here.
Sephiroth: NEVER! You will have to fight me for it.
Vincent: Oh Yeah? *takes Sephiroth over his knee and starts spanking him*
Sephiroth: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! Okay okay I will stop and give you the black materia.
Vincent: Good boy. Your mom would be proud.
Sephiroth: WOULD? You mean she's dead?!
Vincent: Unfortunatly.
Sephiroth: *cuts his head off with the Masamune*
Vincent: I have nothing left!!! *shoots himself in the face with the Death Penalty*
Cloud: Hi Vincent how are you..........AAAAHHHH!!! *chops his head off*
Tifa: AAAHHH!!!!! Finally alone at last. *gets into a bikini and parties like no tomorrow*

Cait Sith:That was ******** weird.

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:22 pm

Cloud:By gambling i got Omnislash.......

All:REMEMBER KIDS GAMBLING IS GOOD FOR YOU

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:50 pm

Sephiroth: I did it for the good of the entire human race.

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:38 pm

Tifa biggrin ie Cloud

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:46 pm

Cloud: NOO AERIS...DON'T DIE!?!?!

Aeris: I can't hold on much longer....

Cloud: NOOO I'M GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN!?!?!

Aeris: ....So that's how you think of me??

Cloud: eek err..umm... hehe... sweatdrop sh**...now you know my master plan... dammit...

Aeris: Thank you Cloud.. evil You've made my f***in day... BURN IN HELL **dies from Sephiroth's sword**

Cloud: crying crying crying ...damn...

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:00 pm

Yuffie: Oh god Cait Sith Marry me

Tifa: Yeah Cait Sith you are a stud

Aeris: Yeah Cait Sith you are the man

Cait Sith: Thank you my ladies lets go to my room

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