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poll, because chatterbox0rz is to earn gold.
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angryfisheatenbycat
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 12:51 pm


Oh yeah, AND I ALSO GOT MY MUSKETEER JACKET BACK AFTER MORE THAN A YEAR! It was my first quest item. whee *so happy today*
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:11 pm


:O RANDOM PICTURE OF UR FACE BEING PUNCHED

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If you're not wearing a shirt then it is Darkstu giving you a wedge before punching you in the back of the head.

If you're not wearing pants or undies, then that's Darkstu grabbing your bottom lip about to pop you one between the eyes.

Choose your own adventure!

Darkstu grabs you and punches away. Find out what happens next!

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Darkstu grabs your shirt, go to page 3, 3rd post.

Darkstu gives you a wedge, go to page 19, 6th post.

Darkstu grabs your lower lip ouch!, go to page 100, 1st post.

Kangaroo S.T.U.
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Kangaroo S.T.U.
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:13 pm


Darkstu grabs your shirt, go to page 3, 3rd post


Drachyench_The_Eternal

This is interesting...


-- As Darkstu punches away at your face, Drach watches from afar, popcorn in one hand and soda in another.
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:15 pm


Darkstu gives you a wedge, go to page 19, 6th post.

Izumi Hanae
...Actually, I have extremely valid reasons to be happy, so probably not.
Are you okay?


Hanae witnesses Darkstu giving you a wedgie. Her face lights up in amusement! Happy to see some action happening around the SUTF she continues to watch. To her surprise the wedgie was followed by several rather brutal punches to the back of the head. As you lay with a broken skull on the floor Hanae inquires upon the state of your health.

Kangaroo S.T.U.
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Kangaroo S.T.U.
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:20 pm


Darkstu grabs your lower lip ouch!, go to page 100, 1st post

Kangaroo S.T.U.


Anywhere is fine. 3nodding

EDIT: Wooooo! FIRST POST ON PAGE 100!


Darkstu manages to grab your lower lip, giving it a sharp tug to bring your face dangerously close to her fist. Before she pummels you she asks her counterpart, KSTU, where she should punch you first. KSTU replies that she doesn't really care. Somewhat irked, Darkstu takes it upon herself to punch you in every single vital organ in alphabetical order.
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:22 pm


XDD I hope you enjoyed that little "game." the post numbers and pages were picked at random. razz

razz also if you ended up picking your own quote (ie Drach picks the first option) then too bad. XD I'm too lazy to make up real rules to this game.

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Witch of Rokkenjima

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 4:25 pm


xDD Wow. That's awesome.
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:28 pm


Let's try this again... I'm gonna use this picture till I have a better one.

DARKSTU Choose your own adventure #2

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"Not sure how or why it happend, Darkstu jumps you out of the shadows. Somehow you manage to land a staggering hit to her person, causing her to fall to the ground on her knees. Several people gather and shout advice on how to finish Darkstu, who will you listen to?"

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- Listen to person who shouted first! Go to page 228, post 13
- Listen to the person nearest to you! Go to page 123, post 4
- Listen to the person to whom Darkstu replied "STFU"! Go to page 68, post 10

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:35 pm


- Listen to person who shouted first! Go to page 228, post 13

Kurokitsume
You see, these things called Sinuses don't normally run into the nose. So, When they fill with crap, the don't drain very fast/well.
Then they get all sore, and infected, and I can't sleep, and My entire face hurts. Here, have a look at the symptoms.

Facial pain or pressure
Thick, discolored mucus (yellow or green (Or, as Kuro found out, Butterscotch))
Diminished sense of smell
Cough (worse when laying down)
Headache
Bad breath
Fever
Toothache
Pressure in the ears
Fatigue

I have all of those. And It sucks. Right Before Finals. So I have to go to school.
So It just keeps getting worse.
Ok?


Kuro yells out first! His words reach your ears. "KIFF 'ER N DE FACE!" His symptoms and sinus troubles muffle up his words from where he's standing.

"KISS HER IN THE FACE?" you yell back in question. Darkstu was known for her dislike of affection but kissing was out of the question. Kuro yells out his advice twice more before you realize what his clogged nasal passage is trying to relay to you.

"Oh! Kick!!!" You exclaim, realizing what Kuro just said.

"Kick? Don't mind if I do."

Darkstu's foot, 1. Your face, 0.
PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:42 pm


- Listen to the person nearest to you! Go to page 123, post 4

Origamidude
3nodding


You turn your head to the person closest to you. Origamidude, in all his lurker wisdom, stands before you with simple advice, a nod from his great horned head.

Reassured that you're doing the right thing, you turn to Darkstu, whom is now on her feet. Feeling brave you make the first move! With all your might your arm thrusts out, making a fist. Every muscle in your arm tightens with anticipation!

POW!!!

"Rock!" you shout triumphantly as Darkstu's fist follows just after yours in the form of scissors. Darkstu chuckles. "Looks like I win. Scissors beats your eyes."

"What?" you ask in confusion. A red flash and a sharp stinging in your eyes answers your question.

Darkstu's fingers, 1. Your eyes, 0.

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:50 pm


- Listen to the person to whom Darkstu replied "STFU"! Go to page 68, post 10

Myrak
Possibly. <_<;


Over the sudden outburst of advice one voice rang out above the others. Unfortunately you weren't paying attention. Darkstu growled at Myrak, asking them if they'd like to feel the wrath of Darkstu for revealing one of her weaknesses. When Myrak replied, "possibly" darkstu took that as a definite yes.

With the heat of Darkstu's rage no longer focused on you, you join Drach in some popcorn and soda as you watch the havoc and chaos.

Darkstu, 1. Myrak, 0.

It feels good to be a spectator for once.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:00 am


Now I'm just bored and I find these a challenge to my creativity lol. D: hope I'm doing a good job and that these are the least bit interesting.

DARKSTU Choose your own adventure #3

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Darkstu appears before you, grumpy and unhappy as usual. To your surprise she hands you a box.

"Happy, freak'n Gaiaversary!" she shouts before running off with a rather dark laughter. You know that Darkstu is up to no good (especially since it's not anywhere near your Gaiaversasry) so you decide to have someone else open the box for you. Who do you give the box to?

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- The person who just came out of the bathroom. Go to page 200, post 2

- The person who is eating lunch. Go to page 42, post 13

- The person who's really having a Gaiaversary. 111 post 1 (waaaay too hard) Page 158, post 3

Kangaroo S.T.U.
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:08 am


- The person who just came out of the bathroom. Go to page 200, post 2

Pikachou
Cha? .o____o.


Pikachou seems rather confused and startled that someone would be waiting for them right at the bathroom door. Excited to open a suspicious box for no given reason, Pikachou proceeded to rip off the tape.

Their face turned a deathly white... only to flush into a hellish red a few seconds later. "HOW COULD YOU?!" they screamed, tossing the box in your face. Confused and startled, you turn the box over, letting the contents spill out onto the floor.

Pikachu parts splat onto the floor. A single note flutters down from the box lid. It reads. "LAWL MY HOMEMADE POKEBALL" Sadly you don't have time to figure out how Darkstu anticipated you'd give the box to Pikachaou before he sends 50,000 volts of electricity crashing down on your head.
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:31 am


- The person who is eating lunch. Go to page 42, post 13

Izumi Hanae
Eh, I was really bored, so I made an incredibly stupid little animation. It's in my journal if you're curious.
And I ended up not using what you actually said. sweatdrop
Hanae can be a volatile and dangerous substance when bored.


Hanae is eager to take the box. You can tell she's bored by the strange flip book animation she made with a loaf of pre-sliced bread and a box of matches left over from her lunch.

"Oh! Thank you so much!" she shouts digging into the box. Not sure what she's talking about you get closer and peer over her shoulder. Inside the box is vial of some punch colored liquid.

"I'm sooo thirsty from my lunch, I needed a drink." Before you can stop her Hanae pops the cork off the vial and downs it's contents, wiping a rogue dribble on her shirt sleeve. You wait for a moment, not sure what to think. Sadly a moment was all it took. Hanae let forth a belch that sent a deadly cloud of toxic poisons into your face. You only have a few gasping moments to wonder how Darkstu anticipated you'd give the box to Hanae before your vision blacks out.

Kangaroo S.T.U.
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Kangaroo S.T.U.
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 12:59 am


- The person who's really having a Gaiaversary. 111 post 1 (waaaay too hard) Page 158, post 3

Commissar Yench
*Heart-Shaped Nods Explode into many tinier heart-shaped nods.*


You want to discard the box in a safe place in case it explodes... but before you can get very far, Commissar Yench comes running up to you unexpectedly. Her arms embrace you with a big friendly hug! She claims Darkstu told her you had a gift for her Gaiaversary. The box is whisked from your grasp before you can protest.

Your attempts to sneak away fail. Yench grabs your arm. You turn to see that there are now floating hearts around them, flying in some strange pattern. "What's the meaning of this?" they ask, "I don't understand." You are at a loss for words.

You soon find a word.

"BLAAAAAAAGH" you scream as the tiny hearts start to assault Yench. It turns out it is a galactic offense to attempt to assassinate such a high ranking official. Of course you'll never make such a horrible mistake again. Especially since the offense is punishable by beheading.

(OMG the last two suck. I guess it's time for bed then lol. It also might be from the lame set up. XD;;; I dunno)
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