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 Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:56 am
Simply Anneke themightyjello No one can explain why droves of women are attracted to me. No one.
1. You're good-looking.
2. You can be, as the term goes, a b*****d of unreasonable dimensions.
3. You're not exactly stupid.
4. Sense of humour.
That combinations tends to attract women. Mostly because they like to believe that just they will be the one to change your b*****d tendencies and turn you into a loving family man.
What can I say? Women on the whole are wired in a way that's beyond any call of logic. That, and they're shallow as nothing else.Ah. That sheds a bit more light on the whole 'Nice guys finish last' thing. o.O Fortunately, I'm a nice guy, and yet I have a wonderful and loving girlfriend nonetheless. xd
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:58 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:00 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:05 am
Joshua: Oh yes, absolutely. Madly, deeply in love with you. Been for years. I'm only with a friend of yours to be closer to you.
*swept off her feet, dipped, and plopped upright*
Edit:
I said, 'on the whole', Nem 3nodding There are some girls who actually got their wits about them.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:07 am
Master Nemesis Ah. That sheds a bit more light on the whole 'Nice guys finish last' thing. o.O Fortunately, I'm a nice guy, and yet I have a wonderful and loving girlfriend nonetheless. xd Assholes get the girls. Nice guys keep the girls. *shrug* I'm a horribly nice person. Double-meaning intended. I will never, ever, stop picking on you for little things that don't matter. Just because it amuses me. But I'll never be mean about it.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:11 am
Simply Anneke Oh yes, absolutely. Madly, deeply in love with you. Been for years. I'm only with a friend of yours to be closer to you. I knew this all along. It was simply a ploy. I've read through to your true intentions and they are all lusty and scandalous. You dirty, dirty girl, you. It was me all along, wasn't it? For joy, forsooth, the Hawt Aki has swept away the ashen features of my heart and renewed it with light and hope once more. Fret not, my discerning love, we shall be together soon... ish... or something. When the hell are you moving here again? A year? Year and a half?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:13 am
Simply Anneke Joshua: Oh yes, absolutely. Madly, deeply in love with you. Been for years. I'm only with a friend of yours to be closer to you.
*swept off her feet, dipped, and plopped upright*
Edit:
I said, 'on the whole', Nem 3nodding There are some girls who actually got their wits about them. *Grins and feels a powerful urge to go snuzzle my girlfriend* xd whee
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:17 am
ninja
*peers in and scuttles over to Aki, where a tackle-glomp takes place*
heart heart heart
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:17 am
Go indulge that urge. You won't miss much here, but there's no telling what you're missing there.
Girlfriends are a precious thing to waste. Let them not be squandered on those who don't appreciate their value.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:19 am
themightyjello I knew this all along. It was simply a ploy. I've read through to your true intentions and they are all lusty and scandalous. You dirty, dirty girl, you. It was me all along, wasn't it? For joy, forsooth, the Hawt Aki has swept away the ashen features of my heart and renewed it with light and hope once more. Fret not, my discerning love, we shall be together soon... ish... or something. When the hell are you moving here again? A year? Year and a half?
Oh yes, from the very start, my love for you has been like a burning flame, lighting up even the darkest hours *dramatic pose, hand to forhead* Catch me, for I shall truly faint.
I'm hoping to be arriving around this time next year 3nodding *is tackled by Sean* Hello luv ^-^
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:19 am
themightyjello Go indulge that urge. You won't miss much here, but there's no telling what you're missing there. Girlfriends are a precious thing to waste. Let them not be squandered on those who don't appreciate their value. I can't right now, though. That's the problem. She lives in Nebraska. gonk crying
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:21 am
Simply Anneke *is tackled by Sean* Hello luv ^-^ Hello Aki love. How are you? Good I hope. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:24 am
I'm very good indeed, Sean. Hungry, debating breakfast soon. Not much going on otherwise. And you?
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:26 am
Simply Anneke I'm very good indeed, Sean. Hungry, debating breakfast soon. Not much going on otherwise. And you? As you would tell me. *ahem* Go eat! xd heart But I'm quite good. Fighting with Sutiiven. 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:31 am
Nah, Sean, not yet. Maybe later, maybe not.
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