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 Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:26 am
Argh. I hate writing conclusions. mad
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:26 am
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:26 am
Whereas I'm the other one. No one can explain why droves of women are attracted to me. No one.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:27 am
Darshendros the Eternal Argh. I hate writing conclusions. mad Just post a picture and tack on 'superpost notwithstanding'.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:34 am
Well, I'm bored . . . . *Starts shoving random people into the Flaming Ebola Cesspool*
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:42 am
*Unbeknownst to Nemesis, his Flaming Ebola Cesspool has secretly been replaced with a Burning Herpagonnasiphaleese Cesspool. Let's see if he notices the difference.*
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:45 am
themightyjello *Unbeknownst to Nemesis, his Flaming Ebola Cesspool has secretly been replaced with a Burning Herpagonnasiphaleese Cesspool. Let's see if he notices the difference.* *Pauses* . . . . . Hey, why are those people in there busy having unprotected sex instead of dying horribly?! scream
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:46 am
Look closer.
They ARE dying horribly.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:46 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:48 am
themightyjello No one can explain why droves of women are attracted to me. No one.
1. You're good-looking.
2. You can be, as the term goes, a b*****d of unreasonable dimensions.
3. You're not exactly stupid.
4. Sense of humour.
That combinations tends to attract women. Mostly because they like to believe that just they will be the one to change your b*****d tendencies and turn you into a loving family man.
What can I say? Women on the whole are wired in a way that's beyond any call of logic. That, and they're shallow as nothing else.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:51 am
And they'll turn on each other in a light breeze.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:52 am
themightyjello Look closer. They ARE dying horribly. Yes, but they're not supposed to be having sex while doing it. >.O
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:53 am
*Tosses a marshmallow into your open mouth*
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:55 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 12:55 am
Maybe some day someone will. *Longing stare off into the distance.*
Maybe one day I'll put all of this b*****d behavior behind me and find just one person I can treat like an idol and shower with love and affection. *Pulls back one arm, making a fist at his side, and lowers his eyes hopefully.*
Maybe... just maybe... that person is you! *Surges forwards, dropping to a knee and grasping Aki's hand in both of his.*
Say you love me, Aki! I need it! I crave it! I don't know how long I'll last in this tortured hell without knowing the truth! *Holds hand tightly, leans head down and presses forehead against it. Single tear.*
...but god... do I love being an a*****e. *Sweeps her up off her feet, single dip, plops her upright, and goes to get another glass of water.*
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