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 Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:45 pm
Deathinlife Eclipse of Origin Barret: I'M Mr. T! I pity the @^@$# fool! Cloud: You are so NOT Mr. T! Barret: Look! It's the @^%@# fool! Aeris: N****r! Barret: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? Cloud: Oh my god, that is so racist! Aeris: *puts on KKK cloak and shoots Barret with Vincent's Death Penalty* Cid, Cloud, Aerith, Sephiroth, Tifa, Yuffie, Vincent, Cait Sith, Reno, Rufus, and Hojo all look at the gallows as Barret and Rude swing from the ropes around their necks. Everybody..."Tomorrow we hunt Red XIII and purge the land of thoes who are not like us!!!" ((There are only 2 people with a different skintone in that game...everybody else is white as a ghost...Well...then Nanaki is known as Red....Nothing like subliminal discrimination)) What about that guy you have to do more squats than to get the wig in sector 6 slums.
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:03 pm
Hojo: Professor Gast never told you who your father was, did he?
Sephiroth: He told me enough! He told me you used him to perform your sick experiments!
Hojo: Hmmm, that's not far from the truth. Because Sephiroth....
Hojo: I'm your father's...
...sister's husband's cousin's teacher's former roommate.
Director: Cut! Hojo, you screwed up the lines!
Hojo: I thought I'd take a few creative liberties. Break away from tradition.
Director: You're not getting paid to take liberties! We're doing it again, and get it right this time!
Take 2
Hojo: Sephiroth, I AM YOUR BROTHER!
Sephiroth: How is that physically possible? You're almost twice as old as me.
Hojo: Um, er...
Director: Cut!
Take: 3
Hojo: Sephiroth, I am your CLOSET BOYFRIEND!
Sephiroth: Just the thought makes me ill...
Director: Cut!
Take 7:
Hojo: Sephiroth, I AM YOUR GREATEST NIGHTMARE!
Sephiroth: You are starting to scare me...
Director: Cut!
Take 15:
Hojo: Sephiroth, I AM YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!
Sephiroth: STOP! PLEASE, JUST STOP ALREADY!
Hojo: But it's much more fun this way...
Sephiroth: THAT'S IT, I'M LEAVING! *walks out*
Hojo: But we never finished the scene!
Director: Eh, let's just cut it from the game. It's not worth the effort it's taking. Everyone, let's wrap it up!
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One Winged Angel101010-_-
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:31 am
Cloud: Wait WAIT WAIT!! Barret. Get the HELL off of me.
Barret: No way Cloud. You know you like it.
Cloud: Yeah.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:12 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:21 pm
Vincent: Let's go to The GAP!
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:05 am
Cid: *dances and sings* Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby! Let's all go to the lobby and buy ourselves some snacks!
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 11:09 am
Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress?
Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory.
Cloud: Ahh, here it is.
Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it?
Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah...
Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you?
Cloud: NO!
Aerith: ...
Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty...
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:18 pm
[.Psycho.Doughboy.] Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress? Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory. Cloud: Ahh, here it is. Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it? Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah... Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you? Cloud: NO! Aerith: ... Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty... Sephiroth:HAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DAMN IT CLOUD..........thats my dress!
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:47 pm
blixsaber [.Psycho.Doughboy.] Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress? Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory. Cloud: Ahh, here it is. Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it? Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah... Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you? Cloud: NO! Aerith: ... Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty... Sephiroth:HAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DAMN IT CLOUD..........thats my dress! Cloud: ... *Omni-slashes Sephiroth to death* I'M THE PRETTY GIRL!!!
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:59 pm
[.Psycho.Doughboy.] blixsaber [.Psycho.Doughboy.] Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress? Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory. Cloud: Ahh, here it is. Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it? Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah... Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you? Cloud: NO! Aerith: ... Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty... Sephiroth:HAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DAMN IT CLOUD..........thats my dress! Cloud: ... *Omni-slashes Sephiroth to death* I'M THE PRETTY GIRL!!! Yuffie:*kills Cloud* THAT IS THE LAST DAMN TIME YOU STEAL MY DRESS CLOUD! Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Barret come here. Barret:I pity the foo,who is about to be forced to date that Yuffie girl.*starts crying and saying "I pity the foo,I pity the foo."*
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:19 pm
blixsaber [.Psycho.Doughboy.] blixsaber [.Psycho.Doughboy.] Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress? Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory. Cloud: Ahh, here it is. Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it? Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah... Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you? Cloud: NO! Aerith: ... Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty... Sephiroth:HAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DAMN IT CLOUD..........thats my dress! Cloud: ... *Omni-slashes Sephiroth to death* I'M THE PRETTY GIRL!!! Yuffie:*kills Cloud* THAT IS THE LAST DAMN TIME YOU STEAL MY DRESS CLOUD! Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Barret come here. Barret:I pity the foo,who is about to be forced to date that Yuffie girl.*starts crying and saying "I pity the foo,I pity the foo."* RedXIII: *Kills Barret* Try to steal my woman! Come here Yuffie, did you know I'm the last of my race?
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:12 pm
Sephiroth: i'm sorry cloud. the only reason i was trying to kill everyone is to....be with you. i love you cloud.
Cloud: alright thats a big sword lets see if you know how to use it, if ya know what i mean.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:10 pm
[.Psycho.Doughboy.] blixsaber [.Psycho.Doughboy.] blixsaber [.Psycho.Doughboy.] Cloud: Aerith, where'd you put my dress? Aerith: It should still be in the key items inventory. Cloud: Ahh, here it is. Aerith: Soooo, why do you want it? Cloud: Well... Uh, there's this big party tonight and... IT'S A GIFT! Yeah... Aerith: ...You like wearing it, don't you? Cloud: NO! Aerith: ... Cloud: ...It makes me feel pretty... Sephiroth:HAAAAAAAAAAAAY! DAMN IT CLOUD..........thats my dress! Cloud: ... *Omni-slashes Sephiroth to death* I'M THE PRETTY GIRL!!! Yuffie:*kills Cloud* THAT IS THE LAST DAMN TIME YOU STEAL MY DRESS CLOUD! Ooooooooooooooooooooooh Barret come here. Barret:I pity the foo,who is about to be forced to date that Yuffie girl.*starts crying and saying "I pity the foo,I pity the foo."* RedXIII: *Kills Barret* Try to steal my woman! Come here Yuffie, did you know I'm the last of my race? Yuffie surprised ooooh God! Vincent:you are? Hmmmmmmmmm.*pulls out gun and shoots RedXIII in the head*Now your kind is all dead,come here Yuffie. Yuffie surprised h Vincent thank you!*starts making out with Vincent*
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:35 pm
Tifa: cloud i want you to F redface redface redface me
there i said it
Cloud: with pleasure blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:37 pm
Mako18 Cloud:
Sorry about that whole revenge thing Sephiroth...wanna be friends? xd Sephiroth: fine after that we can go to my house and make out Cloud: i brought a condom blaugh
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