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 Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:31 pm
Well I thought I posted twice. I'm going crazy.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:49 pm
Sephiroth:So......Cloud......what do you think about me starting a little kids show?
Cloud says in Gay voice:uuuuum,I don't know,whatever you want to to sephy,hehe.
Sephiroth:thanks Cloud,and I'm not geting back together with you.
Cloud in gay voice surprised h I know,I with Barret now.
Barret in girly voice:Hiiiiiiii girlfriend,your such a cutty-pie.
Sephiroth:mmmmm hmmmm,I'm gonna go now.
Barret in girly voice:aaaaawwww,he was sooo cute,and HOT!
Cloud in gay voice:I know,thats why I dated him,I used him too.
Barret and Cloud laugh in girly and gay voices
Barret in girly voice surprised h you skank.
Cloud in gay voice surprised h you know it
Barret and Cloud start making out
Vincent:..................holy s**t dude...................that is so ******** up.
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One Winged Angel101010-_-
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:56 pm
*Sephiroth facing (in this order) Aeris, Tifa, Yuffie*
Sephiroth says to each: Are you my mother?
Cloud: What the hell? I bred a gold chocobo for a damn note that says "Haha beat you to it (Knights of the Round in the Materia Cave)" Signed, Yuffie.
Yuffie: Haha fooled you!! I told you to pull the left lever not push the big red button in the middle that says "DO NOT PUSH!"
Tifa: Aeris nice a**.
Aeris: Barret, do you wanna come sleep with me?
Cloud: Oh Sephy, why did we ever fight? You are such a nice man.
Sephiroth: Hey Hojo? Why did you bang Lucrecia?
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:42 am
Cloud: &%@#!!! That's it, I'm tired of everyone taking everything from me. My mom, my town, my girl. *casts Meteor upon the Planet*
Well maybe he would say something like that, but um, he would go off saving the Planet and getting revenge instead of blowing it up. smile
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 10:20 am
Cloud Argh, My back. Damn Buster sword.
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 6:54 pm
Sephiroth: *cuts clouds arm* o r u okay? sorry i didn't mean it... friends?
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:18 pm
CAit Sith: I love you Yuffie!
Yuffie: ... umm your a toy...
Cait Sith: *jumps and kisses*
Yuffie: WTF *grabs ninja star and staps Cait SIth*
Cait Sith: IM stabbed what do I do?
Cloud: Whaats going on he- OMG U KILLED CAIT SITH WOO GO YUFFIE!
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:35 pm
Cloud: Why is my hair down?
Barret: Good day sir, how are you this evening?
Cid: I am well, how are you?
Barret: I am fine, thank you for asking.
Cid: My pleasure.
((note neither of them swore ONCE in four sentances. Not happening))
Sephiroth: Mother...please leave me alone. So what if I want to go on a date? Awww mom...please? Look, just let me go till Midnight. Come on mom you are being totaly unfair! I'll destroy the planet afterwords I promise!!!
Rude: Maybe I would look better in white...
Yuffie: Here Cloud, free materia, on me. (and it is really materia that is somewhat decent)
Tifa: Could....I'm pregnant...here's the father (enter Barret)
Vincent: ((years after all humanity is dead and it is just him and Nanaki)) Russian Roulette buddy?
Nanaki: AH, My tail is on fire!!!! Why didn't you people ever TELL ME?!?!?!
Aeris: I am going to rip your eyes out and feed them to the birds you damn bastird. Suffer little $#!%!!!
Rufus: I think I am going to donate all my money to Avalanch.
((more if I remember this and want to))
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:36 pm
Sephiroth: *comming from sky to stab Aeris*
Cloud: OMG AERIS!
Nanaki: DO A BARREL ROLL!
Aeris: *rolls to the left*
Sephiroth: *sword crashes into ground and gets stuck* omg! *tries to pull it out as Cloud walks up to him*
Cloud: Ok Sephiroth, prepare to die!
Sephiroth: NOOO! *jumps into the water, and realizes he can't swim, and is now too heavy to fly becuase he is wet* OH CRAP! *drowns*
Cloud: *picks up the black materia and smashes it with his foot* WE WIN!
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:46 pm
Barret: I'M Mr. T! I pity the @^@$# fool! Cloud: You are so NOT Mr. T! Barret: Look! It's the @^%@# fool! Aeris: N****r! Barret: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? Cloud: Oh my god, that is so racist! Aeris: *puts on KKK cloak and shoots Barret with Vincent's Death Penalty*
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:08 am
:Aeris to Tifa: You know, we really don't need Cloud...
:Sephiroth: You know Cloud, I've been thinking... I'm really sorry about the whole "trying to destroy the world" thing.
:Cloud: Yeah, and I'm sorry that I used Knights of the Round to obliterate you.
:Barret: I'm thinking of trading in the old arm cannon for something more kid-friendly... Like a bubble blower.
:Yuffie: Guys, I'm thinking of turning my life around... No more materia hunting and/or stealing, which I'm not admitting to, but hypothetically speaking...
:Vincent: I'm gonna get a sweet tan.
:Cid: How are you today, ma'am? Can I interest you in a cup of tea?
:Red XIII: You know, I'm glad those Shinra bastards kept me locked up. It gave me a whole new appreciation for the outside world.
:Cait Sith: Look Ma! I'm a real boy!
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:37 am
Eclipse of Origin Barret: I'M Mr. T! I pity the @^@$# fool! Cloud: You are so NOT Mr. T! Barret: Look! It's the @^%@# fool! Aeris: N****r! Barret: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!? Cloud: Oh my god, that is so racist! Aeris: *puts on KKK cloak and shoots Barret with Vincent's Death Penalty* Cid, Cloud, Aerith, Sephiroth, Tifa, Yuffie, Vincent, Cait Sith, Reno, Rufus, and Hojo all look at the gallows as Barret and Rude swing from the ropes around their necks. Everybody..."Tomorrow we hunt Red XIII and purge the land of thoes who are not like us!!!" ((There are only 2 people with a different skintone in that game...everybody else is white as a ghost...Well...then Nanaki is known as Red....Nothing like subliminal discrimination))
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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:38 am
sephiroth:NO PLEASE DONT BEAT ME CLOUDY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IM SOOOOOO SORRRY
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