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 Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:15 pm
i divorced her because she brought the beast out in me.
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Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 2:31 pm
I divorced him because his beast $!@# on the rug!
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:32 pm
i divorce him because his ham was bleh!
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:30 pm
I divorced him cause I saw him giving flowers to another girl! eek
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:11 pm
I divorced her because of all that cat hair, all over my clothes!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:05 am
I divorced her cause her wings kept knocking all my books and knick knacks off my shelves.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:31 pm
(Probably shouldn't divorce my own divorcee but what the hell...)
I'm divorcing her because she can't keep her clothes on in public
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:11 am
i divorced her because she had the gall to eat shrimp in front of me ^.^
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:07 pm
I divorced him cause he loved his dog and his shoes more than me.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:13 pm
I divorced her because she was a bad influence on my evil side
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:48 pm
i divorce you cause you always burn the marshmallows on my smores!
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:06 am
I divorce you because you were hogging all the smores to yourself instead of sharing
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:24 am
Rogue Angel Kiara I divorce you because you were hogging all the smores to yourself instead of sharing i divorce ya because you forgot the safety word blaugh
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:27 am
JoeEuphonium i divorce ya because you forgot the safety word blaugh I dovorced you because you changed the safety word lol
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:45 pm
I'm divorcing her because her previous husband *was* the safe word!
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