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 Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 3:27 pm
Ein Junge spielte im Sandkasten mit niemandem um sich um ihn zu kümmern,
Wenn ein Betonmischer hinter ihm heranzog.
Er piepte kein Piepsen, heulte kein Heulen -
Nur seine Sandalen guckten heraus wenn der Beton getrocknet hatte.
Why would I want a chair that is 'likely to fall apart'?
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:27 am
מדוע שארצה כיסא 'הנוטה להתמוטט'?י
((madua sheertze kise 'hanote lehitmotet'?)) 'Oh my God.' 'What is the matter, please?' 'You are! I can't believe it!' 'You are not believing what, please?' 'You, you are so... so beautiful!' 'W... what are you saying?' 'What should happen in here and now, of all times and places! It is it! I... I just can't believe it. You are the most fantastic and... and atractive creature I have ever laid my eyes upon!' (ach... that was the best skit ever. : D )
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:52 pm
'Ay, Dios mio.'
'Que te paso, por fa'?'
'Tu eres! No lo puedo creer!'
'No estas creendo que, por fa'?' (No crees que?)
'Tu, tu eres tan...tan bella!'
'Qu...Que estas diciendo?'
'Que deberia pasar en el aqui y ahora, de todos los momentos y lugares! Lo es! Yo...Yo solo no puedo creerlo. Tu eres la mas fantastica y... y atractiva criatura (mujer) que he visto!" (en que he puesto mis ojos)
(I put both what could be said, and a more literal translation as well).
Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny though was H2O, was H2SO4.
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:04 pm
Johnny fue el hijo de un químico, pero Johnny no es más.
Johnny confundirse H2O con H2SO4.'
- That statement cracked me up XD -
'When the curtains parted, her smile lit the room up. But we both knew it was a bittersweet smile...'
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Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:00 pm
PiercedPixie2 Johnny fue el hijo de un químico, pero Johnny no es más.
Johnny confundirse H2O con H2SO4.'
- That statement cracked me up XD -
'When the curtains parted, her smile lit the room up. But we both knew it was a bittersweet smile...'
Too much purple prose! I can't translate purple prose. I'm not that advanced yet! xd
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:38 pm
Koko.Dk PiercedPixie2 'When the curtains parted, her smile lit the room up. But we both knew it was a bittersweet smile...'
Too much purple prose! I can't translate purple prose. I'm not that advanced yet! xd Als die Vorhänge eröffnet wurden, erhellte ihr Lächeln das Zimmer. Aber die beide von uns wüssten, dass es ein bittersüßes Lächeln war. Zu viel schwülstige Prosa! Ich kann die nicht übersetzen. Ich bin noch nicht so fortgeschritten! xd And out comes a man from Mars, And you try to run, but he's got a gun, And he shoots you dead, and he eats your head, And then you're in the man from Mars. You go out at night, eating cars. You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too. Mercury and Subaru.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:59 pm
ויצא האיש ממארס,י
ונסית לרוץ, אך יש לו רובה,י
והוא יורה בך למוות, וראשך אוכל,י
ואתה בתוך האיש ממארס.י
ואתה יוצא בלילות, אוכל מכוניות.י
אוכל קאדילק, גם לינקולן. גם מרקורי וסוברו.י ((v'yatza haiš mimars,
vnisita larutz, ach yeš lo rove,
vehu yore becha lamavet, verošcha ochel,
veata betoch haiš mimars.
veata yotze baleylot, ochel mchonyot.
ochel kadilak, gam linkoln. Gam merkori vsubaru.))That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You mighta seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:27 pm
そうだ、バカ！俺はロバを飛ぶが出来る、話すだよ。たぶん家栄えを見るだろう。お前は全然ロバを飛んでを見た！
Sou da, baka! Ore wa roba wo tobu ga dekiru, hanasu da yo. Tabun iebae wo miru darou. Omae wa zenzen roba wo tonde wo mita.
In case you are wondering the tapestry behind me has no significant meaning. So please don't comment asking what it is. Or comment and be an idiot.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:27 am
Sen varalta jos satuit pohtimaan, niin takanani olevalla tapetilla ei ole minkäänlaista merkitystä. Joten ole kiltti, äläkä kysy mikä se on. Tai kysy ja ole idiootti.
» Have you ever wondered what would happen, if you found your precious coffee machine broken in the morning? I don't ever want to go through that day... « ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 6:00 am
האם תהית מה יקרה, לו תמצא את מכונת הקפה היקרה שלך שבורה בבוקר? איני רוצה לחוות זאת אי פעם...י
((Hayim tahita ma ikre, lu timtza et mchonat hakafe hayikara šelcha švura baboker? Eini rotza lachvot zot ei paam...)) ...And here, in a cave about 2 million years ago, the first artist was born. [a drawing of a buffalo is shown, and a proud artist] And, of course, with the birth of the artist, came the inevitable after birth... The critic. [the critic urinates on the drawing]
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Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 2:11 pm
Und hier, in einer Hoehle war der erste Kunstler vor 2 Million Jahren geboren. [ein Zeichnung eines Bueffels wird mit stoltzem Kunstler gezeigt] Und naturlich kamm es unvermiedlich kurz danach, der Mutterkuchen... Der Kritiker. [der Kritiker uriniert auf die Zeichnung]
Quoth the Spanish professor:
So when I ask you on the test, 'what season is Christmas in Argentina, and what is the weather like?' I want you to think of that creepie old man in a thong. No es invierno, es verrano!
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:02 am
כשאני שואלת אותך במבחן, 'באיזו עונה הקריסטמס בארגנטינה, ואיך מזג האוויר?', אני רוצה שתחשוב על האיש הזקן המפחיד הזה בבגד ים. נאָ עס אינביערנו, אס ועראנו!י
((kšeani šoelet otcha bemivchan, 'beeizo ona hakristmes beargentina, veeich mezeg haavir?', ani rotza štachšov al haiš hazaken hamafchid haze beveged yam. No es invierno, es verrano!)) 'We don't even have a language! Just a stupid accent!'
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:25 pm
Vi har ikke endnu et sprog! Lige en dumme accent!
I lose respect for all those people who E-beg on Youtube. You're not poor! You just want a new laptop. Do you really think that it's acceptable to do that to your viewers? It's like lining them up and kicking them all in the face.
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Posted: Sat May 02, 2009 6:45 am
Le piano... Eu perco respeito por todas as pessoas que mendigam* no Youtube. Vocês não são pobres! Vocês só querem um novo laptop. Vocês realmente pensam que o que vocês fazem com os seus espectadores é aceitável? É como se alguém os alinhasse e chutasse todos eles na cara.
*This is the nearest translation I could do for "e-beg". xp
Which one of these giant, red-colored bunny-shaped stones is the one your cousin is looking for?... c'est pour jouer Chopin, naturellement
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 5:32 pm
måndag är min minst favorit veckodag (min svenska suger! xp )
my pie fell in the pool.
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