DarklingGlory
Delmar_Denban
This ******** this n****e who's a blue belt in that TKD school i've visited (which is in the same building I train in). I've made it my mission to terrorise him because he gives me s**t loads of attitude every time he sees me.
Even after watchin you spar? Have you asked him if he'd like a go?
Yeah i've asked him a couple of times as he's expressed interest but he always declines, which is fine.
I was at the TKD class about two weeks ago (one of my mates wanted to check it out) and in the hall we were training my kit bag and a bottle of water was to one side with every one else's. As I was hitting focus mits with my mate and the blue belt was sitting down with one of the first dans (funnily enough it's all those two ever ******** do yet they're the most cocky of the group). I was watching them looking out of the corner of my eye as I was training and the cheecky b*****d starting drinking out of my bottle of water!!!!
Now if you know me you'd know that I've got a bit of a water fetish and I take s**t like that personally. I was like "mother ********" and just stared at him for a second in disbelief. My mate was saying "look he probably doesn't know it's your bottle" and I said "well it's certainly not his ******** bottle" and walked over to him with torture on my mind.
I went straight up to him and his black belt boyfriend and said "you enjoying that mate? Is that that refreshing your mind body and soul?" He looked at me ******** smiled and said "yeah it is". At this point i was positive he was doing it just to wind me up and judging by the look on his face after looking at me he could sense a beating was on the cards and his boyfriend turned and said "um, I think that's his bottle of water" at this point the blue belt looked taken aback and apologised profusely and I just turned around and muttered "******** n****e" (just loud enough for him to hear) and walked back over to my mate and started hitting the pads double quick, double lively just so he got the message.
Doesn't sound all that bad but it's wound me up.