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 Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:46 pm
[quote="ZevVeli
Trauma care unit. BBB3
Instant
Any creature dealt damage this turn is sent to the ICU where their friends and family will gather around and be yelled at by nurses who say that the patients are not stable around other people.
Oh that's
Unit Conversion UUU
Enchantment
U: Add 2 colorless mana to your mana pool.
2: Add U to your mana pool.
Pay 5 life: Draw a card.
Discard a card: Gain 5 life. Use this ability only once each turn.
What the hell is a "yoctopascal!?" I'm so dropping this class.
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:45 pm
Conversion of the Masses
XXXXWWW
Sorcery
Gain control all creatures with a converted Mana mana cost of X
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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:03 pm
InsaneZeroG Conversion of the Masses XXXXWWW Sorcery Gain control all creatures with a converted Mana mana cost of X Masses are extremely boring. WWWB Sorcery Preach on-and-on for an hour in latin about God's love. I wonder how many times i can twist my toungue back and forth before he stops talking, one, two, three, four...
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:52 am
[quote="ZevVeli
Masses are extremely boring. WWWB
Sorcery
Preach on-and-on for an hour in latin about God's love.
I wonder how many times i can twist my toungue back and forth before he stops talking, one, two, three, four...
Boring Orator WB
Creature- Human
Other creatures gain -0/-1
Some of his speaches are known to have made grown men cry out of sheer boredom.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:15 pm
Tricastelin Boring Orator WB Creature- Human Other creatures gain -0/-1 Some of his speaches are known to have made grown men cry out of sheer boredom.1/2 Orator of Zenebatos BBBRR1 Creature- Spectre of a professor B: Tap target creature, creature may still attack but remains tapped. BR: Target creature's controller must pay creature's mana cost or sacrifice it. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:14 pm
ZevVeli Orator of Zenebatos BBBRR1 Creature- Spectre of a professor B: Tap target creature, creature may still attack but remains tapped. BR: Target creature's controller must pay creature's mana cost or sacrifice it. Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.Zenebatos Leximancer UU1 Creature- Wizard 1/2 3, tap: Remove target permanent from the game, face down. On that creature's owner's next upkeep, that player may attempt to spell the name of that card, including spaces and punctuation. If the player correctly does so, return the card to play under owner's control. If not, it remains removed from game permanently.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 1:06 pm
Leximancer's Tomb
Land
[T]: Add to your mana pool.
Whenever you lose life due to manaburn, [CARDNAME] deals that much damage to target creature.
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:09 pm
Tomb of the Plague
Land
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1 life. If you don't, sacrifice Tomb of the Plague.
Tap: Add BB to your mana pool.
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:33 pm
Mylian Zenebatos Leximancer UU1 Creature- Wizard 1/2 3, tap: Remove target permanent from the game, face down. On that creature's owner's next upkeep, that player may attempt to spell the name of that card, including spaces and punctuation. If the player correctly does so, return the card to play under owner's control. If not, it remains removed from game permanently. Leximancer of Griffins RGB3 4 tap: Search your library for Ice Cream Man, Exalted Angle, Tennyson Bucholz, Snort of Laughter, or Drews Prediction. Then bring it into play. Ryan Acadamy, where magic is used daily and the teacher don't know the difference between a peace sign and the symbol for Mercedes Benz.
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Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:51 am
Sorry ZevVeli, I'm skipping you because you've got to use the very last one, you can't pick and choose. InsaneZeroG Tomb of the Plague Land At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay 1 life. If you don't, sacrifice Tomb of the Plague. Tap: Add BB to your mana pool. Plague Engine (6) Artifact 4, tap: Put a 1/1 black Phage token into play. At end of turn, any creature that blocked or was blocked by a Phage token this turn gets a -1/-1 counter. (There we go. The chain is fixed. ninja )
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:38 pm
Mylian Sorry ZevVeli, I'm skipping you because you've got to use the very last one, you can't pick and choose. Plague Engine (6) Artifact 4, tap: Put a 1/1 black Phage token into play. At end of turn, any creature that blocked or was blocked by a Phage token this turn gets a -1/-1 counter. (There we go. The chain is fixed. ninja ) I swear those two above me were not there when I posted....... Engine of the Ram 3 Artifact This card may only be equipped to an artifact creature 2 equip: Equipped creature gains first strike, and haste XRBUGW: When equipped creature swings at any player, all of that player's cards are tapped for the next X turns. Yeah, its got a HEMI.
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:37 pm
[quote="ZevVeliEngine of the Ram 3
Artifact
This card may only be equipped to an artifact creature
2 equip: Equipped creature gains first strike, and haste
XRBUGW: When equipped creature swings at any player, all of that player's cards are tapped for the next X turns.
Yeah, its got a HEMI.
Ram of DOOM 4RR
Creature- Goat Berserker
Trample
Whenever ~Cardname~ deals damage to a player, you may headbutt that player. If you do, that player may then headbutt you back. Repeat this process until a player chooses not to or until a player loses consciousness.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:32 pm
Tricastelin Ram of DOOM 4RR Creature- Goat Berserker Trample Whenever ~Cardname~ deals damage to a player, you may headbutt that player. If you do, that player may then headbutt you back. Repeat this process until a player chooses not to or until a player loses consciousness. 4/4 DOOM of technology 3 Artifact 3: Tap all artifacts you do not control INCOMPATABLE WITH 90% OF MY FREAKING PROGRAMS! DEATH TO FREAKING BILL GATES!!!!!!!!! iMac FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:52 am
ZevVeli DOOM of technology 3 Artifact 3: Tap all artifacts you do not control INCOMPATABLE WITH 90% OF MY FREAKING PROGRAMS! DEATH TO FREAKING BILL GATES!!!!!!!!! iMac FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!Technology Transfer XU Sorcery Look at the top X cards of your library and choose one with converted mana cost equals X or less. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. Shuffle the rest of the cards to your library.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:37 am
Rohml Technology Transfer XU Sorcery Look at the top X cards of your library and choose one with converted mana cost equals X or less. You may play that card without paying its mana cost. Shuffle the rest of the cards to your library. Transfer the Itch BBR2 Enchantment Enchanted creature gets crabs. IT ICHES!!!!!
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