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Tigga Hiccups

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:01 pm


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
Hours passed and Tig didn't come back.

xD
Kidding.

Tig returned about five minutes later, giggling.
"There's an old couple back there in the clearing having sex, ya know." She sat back down in front of the fire and warmed her hands.


"Oh." Jaz made a face.
Tig threw her head back and laughed, looking around.
"s**t! WHAT'S THAT?!" She screamed. "THERE'S A FACE IN THE TREES!" She got up and bolted.


"Erhm..." Jaz looked somewhat uncomfortable, then brightened and chanted loudly, "Tig's gone craaaazy, Tig's gone craaaaazy...."
xD

(xD)
"You guys are too hard to ******** with.. " Tig commented, coming back to the fire.


To which Jaz replied, "Um, Tig? I might want to reword that if I were you...." She giggled.

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:05 pm


Teh Gothic Oreo
Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
Tig threw her head back and laughed, looking around.
"s**t! WHAT'S THAT?!" She screamed. "THERE'S A FACE IN THE TREES!" She got up and bolted.


"Erhm..." Jaz looked somewhat uncomfortable, then brightened and chanted loudly, "Tig's gone craaaazy, Tig's gone craaaaazy...."
xD

(xD)
"You guys are too hard to ******** with.. " Tig commented, coming back to the fire.


To which Jaz replied, "Um, Tig? I might want to reword that if I were you...." She giggled.

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.

Jaz started laughing uncontrollably."Oh, Tig," she gasped. "We're on an uninhabitated island and we're making dirty jokes!"

Joyfully Subversive


Tigga Hiccups

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:06 pm


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
Tig threw her head back and laughed, looking around.
"s**t! WHAT'S THAT?!" She screamed. "THERE'S A FACE IN THE TREES!" She got up and bolted.


"Erhm..." Jaz looked somewhat uncomfortable, then brightened and chanted loudly, "Tig's gone craaaazy, Tig's gone craaaaazy...."
xD

(xD)
"You guys are too hard to ******** with.. " Tig commented, coming back to the fire.


To which Jaz replied, "Um, Tig? I might want to reword that if I were you...." She giggled.

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.

Jaz started laughing uncontrollably."Oh, Tig," she gasped. "We're on an uninhabitated island and we're making dirty jokes!"

"Well, if we're going to get eaten, we might as well enjoy our last days on Earth.." Tig winked and fell over into the sand giggling.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:07 pm


Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo

(xD)
"You guys are too hard to ******** with.. " Tig commented, coming back to the fire.


To which Jaz replied, "Um, Tig? I might want to reword that if I were you...." She giggled.

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.

Jaz started laughing uncontrollably."Oh, Tig," she gasped. "We're on an uninhabitated island and we're making dirty jokes!"

"Well, if we're going to get eaten, we might as well enjoy our last days on Earth.." Tig winked and fell over into the sand giggling.


"Of course!" Jaz made a mock toast. "To dirty jokes and desert islands!"

Joyfully Subversive


Tigga Hiccups

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:09 pm


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo

(xD)
"You guys are too hard to ******** with.. " Tig commented, coming back to the fire.


To which Jaz replied, "Um, Tig? I might want to reword that if I were you...." She giggled.

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.

Jaz started laughing uncontrollably."Oh, Tig," she gasped. "We're on an uninhabitated island and we're making dirty jokes!"

"Well, if we're going to get eaten, we might as well enjoy our last days on Earth.." Tig winked and fell over into the sand giggling.


"Of course!" Jaz made a mock toast. "To dirty jokes and desert islands!"

Tig pretends to toast to Jaz with her coconut but instead clonks her hard in the head and rapes her while she's unconcious.



"To being eaten!" Tig laughed even more and tossed some sand up behind her.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:11 pm


Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.

Jaz started laughing uncontrollably."Oh, Tig," she gasped. "We're on an uninhabitated island and we're making dirty jokes!"

"Well, if we're going to get eaten, we might as well enjoy our last days on Earth.." Tig winked and fell over into the sand giggling.


"Of course!" Jaz made a mock toast. "To dirty jokes and desert islands!"

Tig pretends to toast to Jaz with her coconut but instead clonks her hard in the head and rapes her while she's unconcious.



"To being eaten!" Tig laughed even more and tossed some sand up behind her.


Is raped and has Tig's babehs.

"Amen!" Jaz giggled hysterically and tossed down the entire mug or invisible beer.

Joyfully Subversive


Tigga Hiccups

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:13 pm


Joyfully Subversive
Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo

"But, why?" Tig gasped and looked innocent.

Jaz started laughing uncontrollably."Oh, Tig," she gasped. "We're on an uninhabitated island and we're making dirty jokes!"

"Well, if we're going to get eaten, we might as well enjoy our last days on Earth.." Tig winked and fell over into the sand giggling.


"Of course!" Jaz made a mock toast. "To dirty jokes and desert islands!"

Tig pretends to toast to Jaz with her coconut but instead clonks her hard in the head and rapes her while she's unconcious.



"To being eaten!" Tig laughed even more and tossed some sand up behind her.


Is raped and has Tig's babehs.

"Amen!" Jaz giggled hysterically and tossed down the entire mug or invisible beer.

((... D:! ))

Tig fell backwards and splayed out her arms and legs, wiggling around in the sand. "GOOOD, I'm ********' boooored."
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:14 pm


((Minor update to voting - two hours until it closes!

Also, clarification about clues: I send out clues randomly. Not everyone will receive a clue. All you're guaranteed is that only humans are eligible to receive clues, so if someone says s/he has a clue, there's a good chance that s/he's a human.

Or a really sneaky cannibal.))

Cookie Pixie


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:15 pm


Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo
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Teh Gothic Oreo

"Well, if we're going to get eaten, we might as well enjoy our last days on Earth.." Tig winked and fell over into the sand giggling.


"Of course!" Jaz made a mock toast. "To dirty jokes and desert islands!"

Tig pretends to toast to Jaz with her coconut but instead clonks her hard in the head and rapes her while she's unconcious.



"To being eaten!" Tig laughed even more and tossed some sand up behind her.


Is raped and has Tig's babehs.

"Amen!" Jaz giggled hysterically and tossed down the entire mug or invisible beer.

((... D:! ))

Tig fell backwards and splayed out her arms and legs, wiggling around in the sand. "GOOOD, I'm ********' boooored."


"Yeah, and I'm a CANDYBUL!!!! ninja I mean... totally completely bored too. More dirty jokes?" Jaz grinned.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:15 pm


Cookie Pixie
((Minor update to voting - two hours until it closes!

Also, clarification about clues: I send out clues randomly. Not everyone will receive a clue. All you're guaranteed is that only humans are eligible to receive clues, so if someone says s/he has a clue, there's a good chance that s/he's a human.

Or a really sneaky cannibal.))
((Can you make it sooner? We all have to go. D: ))

Tigga Hiccups


Joyfully Subversive

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:17 pm


Teh Gothic Oreo
Cookie Pixie
((Minor update to voting - two hours until it closes!

Also, clarification about clues: I send out clues randomly. Not everyone will receive a clue. All you're guaranteed is that only humans are eligible to receive clues, so if someone says s/he has a clue, there's a good chance that s/he's a human.

Or a really sneaky cannibal.))
((Can you make it sooner? We all have to go. D: ))

((Yeah, I gotta leave before 7.))
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:17 pm


Teh Gothic Oreo
((Can you make it sooner? We all have to go. D: ))
((I'd love to, but I haven't received votes from everybody. It wouldn't be fair to close early in case someone shows up between now and 10 PM.))

Cookie Pixie


Cookie Pixie

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:18 pm


((Er, 10 PM EST. Which is about 1h 45m from now.))
PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:18 pm


"Oooh,hooho.." Tig grinned. "I feel kind of high, now. What on Earth did you put in the ******** MY NECK HURTS AGAIN T___T))

Tigga Hiccups


just call me Jetty

PostPosted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:21 pm


I don't think you realise...


((Mei was asking what we do to people who get voted off in terms of the roleplay. Is there anything in particular, or are they just...gone?))


...that you're breaking my heart.
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