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 Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:25 pm
Boris_Badenov you died in the middle of the desert making pasta because you used up all the water for the pasta. I actually understand that joke now! XD Anyway...  Tomorrow is Saturday! But you have to volunteer at an old folks home...
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:43 pm
 You have an important paper due tomorrow, but you can't think of a thing to write.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:56 am
Lady Sume Boris_Badenov you died in the middle of the desert making pasta because you used up all the water for the pasta. I actually understand that joke now! XD Anyway... Tomorrow is Saturday! But you have to volunteer at an old folks home... What do you mean you get the joke now? The game:  Someone assassinated the couch.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:42 am
Boris_Badenov What do you mean you get the joke now? I finally watched some Hetalia!  Your cat keeps digging his claws into your knees and you have a scrape there from tripping on a tuba.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:27 pm
Lady Sume Boris_Badenov What do you mean you get the joke now? I finally watched some Hetalia! Your cat keeps digging his claws into your knees and you have a scrape there from tripping on a tuba. Italy is my favorite.  The leprechaun is trying to kill you for his gold.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:01 pm
 You are so bored that you think you might snap in half. Remedy?
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:10 pm
 You are the only one not going to the dance tonight.
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:09 pm
 Lady Gaga OD'd on cocaine and will never sing again. How do you celebrate?
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:24 pm
 emotion_awesome You have just discovered your Golden Ticket! You get to see Willy Wonka!
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:29 pm
 you won free ice cream from anywhere you want for the rest of your life
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:59 pm
 Hello again to all my friends. Together we can play some rock 'n' roll. Will you join me?
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:10 pm
 You just won the lottery!
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:37 am
 Your crush invited your worst enemy to your birthday party. How does this make you feel?
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:45 pm
 you're forced to make cupcakes for a bunch of people you hate
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:51 pm
 someone put a ferret down your pants
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