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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:30 am


The baroness chuckled lightly before dropping down to sit in her husband's lap. Still holding her son in her arms. "Oh no I'll be a widow at my young age? Even with two kids I am sure someone will come along and marry me before we even have time to take care of your body."

"Let me join!" The little girl called climbing up onto Jaez's lap to sit with her brother.


~ ~ ~ ~

Cella giggled, she and Farin had watched more then a fair share of movies, and she could tell in some of them, that he was really into them. "Master Farin really is a good man, I just wish my brother could see that."

Chephnem snorted and rolled her eyes. "Your brother is a bit of a meat head, he only sees Farin as the monster who rapes his little sister every night." Again she rolled her eyes "But that's just big brother mentality. Nothing you can really do about it. No need to beat yourself up over it really."
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:28 pm


"That's not a wonderful thing to tell your husband, darling, that you'll be married before his funeral, probably consummating it over his dead body." Puck shook his head, "Awful."

"Ahful." The toddler repeated quietly.

"Tragic." Puck reached over to tousle the boy's hair a bit. He looked up as his daughter insisted on climbing up the family as well. "No, no, I'm fine, but if you all topple over, it won't be me who's hurt now will it be?"

---

Nana sighed. "I guess I'm lucky to be the oldest -and totally not look it- because my brothers never had much to say about my relationships, but Titania's the baby, so we all pry into her life. I must admit I'm guilty as well but I'm just looking out for her best interests. That, I'm sure, is what your brother's goal is, Cella. He's wrong, but he's doing it for all of the right reasons, which is sweet honestly."

"I've told you before, it's not sweet, it's nosy and pretentious."

"Hi honey." Nana sighed and her shoulders fell as she turned around to find her husband in the doorway. She turned back to the girls. "See, he's the baby of the family, so he thinks that way. You'd understand if you were the oldest."

"I'd still think it." He stuck a thumb back in the direction from which he had come, "Your brother's calling, should I tell him you're busy doing... uhm...whatever you're doing?"

Nana nodded. "I can call him back anytime, but we only have until Farin wakes up to get all of this done."

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:47 pm


The Baroness laughed "No one would ever be able to pass my father's tests. Only some crazy man could do that." She said leaning her head down to nuzzle her face along side his. "Just try to stop the kids from getting too hurt if we fall."

"Brothers a fatty patty." The young girl said pinching the young boy's arm not to lightly.

"Don't do that!" Jaez reprimanded the girl lightly. "He might start crying if you do that."

"That's because he's a big baby!"
~ ~ ~ ~

"If you have to take the call then I can wait." Cella said looking at the women not really wanting to hold her up.

"It is her brother, he can wait." Chephnem said turning the slave girl back to face her. "As she said, we only have till Farin awakes." Chephnem kept giving the big guy in the door way nervous glances, as long as he didn't come closer she thought she would be safe.

"Family is important."

"Yes but Farin is also family, and you're his women, so Nana, you could technically say Cella here is family no? So that would mean you were important as well." Chephnem glanced over to the big guy again.

"The only thing important is Master Farin, I am not family, I am not as important as my master. I am in fact a slave."
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:15 pm


"Honey, your brother is still a baby, it's okay if he cries." The baron sighed, "Besides, you should be nice to him, one day he'll probably be bigger than you."

---

Nodding Nana rolled her eyes as Cella carried on, "Sure thing, kiddo, whatever you say." She turned to face her husband quickly and smiled, "You should go, I've gotta teach Cella here some sexy dances and we don't need two monsters standing in the doorway."

Wordlessly, War threw up both hands, turned and left the room.

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 1:32 pm


The little girl shook her head in protest "He'll wont be bigger then me."

"Baby, you've seen how big your grandpa is, your brother could end up as big as he is." Jaez said giving the little girl a kiss on her forehead. "Be nice and love him while he's still small."

"Is that why you're nice to grandpa daddy? Cause he's bigger then you?" The little girl asked innocently.
~ ~ ~ ~

Chephnem was more then happy to see the man leave. "So what should we teach her first? You probably know the dances Farin would know."

"Are you sure he even dances? I've never seen him even show the slightest interest in such a thing." Cella said starting to try and want to get out of this.

"Just because he cares about you doesn't mean he would tell you everything about him Cella. Men are weird creatures, no matter what species you are, they don't like to share things about themselves that would make them seem weak."
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:08 pm


"No, Grandpa and I are nice to one another because we respect one another and the other's thoughts and opinions." Puck was silent for a moment after before he smiled, "Holy s**t, I said that with a straight face."

---

"Especially not things that would make them seem weak. Men's favorite pastimes are seeing who can drink the most and who can break the biggest things with their foreheads...and stuff like that."

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:39 pm


The little girl looked confused, but soon realized her father had made a mistake. "Ohhh Daddy said a baaad wooord!" She said sitting up and using her brother's face to do so.

Jaez took the young girl's hand off the boy's face "I know. Bad daddy. I'll have to give him a spanking wont I?" She asked the kids but raising an eye brow to her husband.

"Spank Daddy!" The girl cheered.
~ ~ ~ ~

"I've never seen Master Farin do any of that either." Cella said postive the two girls were wrong about the man.

Chephnem laughed lightly "Nope he's a man, he likes, drink, sex, and acting manly. We'll teach you a dance or two and you can dance with him once he feel better."

"Then I guess it wont hurt, learning how to dance a bit."
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:49 pm


"Yeah, spank Daddy!" Puck cheered along with the children before he stopped and sighed, "I mean, oh no, don't spank Daddy."

---

Laughing, Nana pat the girl on the shoulder "Men express their masculinity in different ways. Hell, I mean War just gives people nasty looks, but that works because he's scary without trying. And manly..." She zoned out for a few moments before she snapped back to reality, "Sorry, what were we doing?"

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:59 pm


Jaez giggled again. "Why don't you kids go off to your nanny for a bit, hum?" She asked already lifting the girl from her lap and setting her on the ground then doing the same with the boy.

"Why?" The little girl asked taking her brother's hand.

"Because I can't spank Daddy with you kids here. I'd scare you too much." She said giving Puck a devilish grin.
~ ~ ~ ~

Chephnem laughed "We were going to teach Cella how to dance." She walked up and stood in front of the slave "So how do we start with your human dances?"

Cella turned her attention to Nana, after all she had no idea what to do.
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:04 pm


"Yes, I do believe it would scar you for the remainder of your little lives. Hurry along now, little ones. Daddy needs to be taught a lesson." Puck ushered the children out. "Take your brother now, honey."

---

"Actually it might be much more interesting if you would start. I mean, I don't even know what your dances would entail. Wouldn't that be a fun surprise for him?" Nana raised both brows and winked at Cella. "Or we could let her choose."

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:19 pm


The little girl gave both her parents a speculative look, but left draggin her brother behind her.

Jaez waited till she was sure they children were gone then told the door to lock. "I've been missing you all day, you stay locked up in here way too long do you know that?" The Baroness asked turning around to straddle his waist. "You're always so busy, it's clear I haven't been keeping you busy enough myself."
~ ~ ~ ~

Chephnem nodded "No way! I got a dance picked out already, Cella could totally use it when Farin needed to be distracted. Though a girl of my status would never be caught doing this dance back home." She said walking up to Cella and standing next to her. "I'll only bother to teach you the girl's part since Farin probably won't know it."

"That's ok." Cella said already worried about what the alien could have hidden up her sleeve. One last thought made her tie up her hair to keep from stepping, or tangling it.

"Nana if you'd like to learn to you could even use it." She said with a wink. before holding her arms up close to her body "Ok so we start like this!"
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:46 pm


"I know honey, but it's all of the legislative crap, it's not my strong point, but it's why I'm here. I can be as charming as I want but I'm not much for swaying popular opinion." The Baron sighed and put each hand on his wife's hips. "Hopefully it will be over soon and I'll have more time for you guys, at least time where I'm not trying to work and be a family man at the same time."

---

"Believe you me, honey, if it's a dance for a man, I already have something to top it." She smiled as she watched the girls begin. "If she starts to turn too red, give her a break, you don't want her to pass out."

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:59 pm


The Baroness sighed and wrapped her arms around his neck, leaning her head to rest her forehead on his. "It's ok love, I know you're working. I can handle the kids until you have more time." Slightly tilting her head down she gave him a small kiss "I just worry for your health. It can't be good to be stuck in here all day."
~ ~ ~ ~

Chephenem shurged and focused her attention on Cella, who did blush several times, but not so bad that Chephnem allowed for a break. With in no time she was satisfied the girl had the dance down.

Cella sat on the floor for a few moments sipping water and blushing. She could only imagine the look on Farin's face when she showed him this one, and it only made her dread what ever was coming next.

"I think it's your turn Nana. What do you got tucked away?"
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:05 pm


"It can't be good for living creatures at all to be trapped on these hunks of metal day after day, but we survive." Puck smiled and kissed his wife back. "Love you. Come on, let's take a lunch break."

---

Nana was already searching through her planner for the right musical accompaniment. "Okay, I've got it. Now, this is what most humans would consider really old school, but I think you - and Farin- will like it nonetheless." She then put her planner down and allowed it to play some of the last millennium's raunchier hits. "Just come here next to me and do what I do."

Arrieth
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Naughtygrl144

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:13 pm


Jaez smiled and moved to slid from his lap and stand next to him. "That sounds wonderful. Maybe if the kids stay busy we can make it romantic." She said with a wink of her eye and holding out her hand for him to take.
~ ~ ~ ~

Cella stood and nodded her head "Is this going to be as embarrassing?" She asked standing in the same position as Nana.

Chephnem took up Nana's other side. "I always like to learn new stuff so I think I'll join in."
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