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 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 5:06 pm
I told you, if you want to knife some tires it is best to target a car that is not your own.
I'm calling from jail because my blanket has a hole in it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:15 pm
I told you a fort made of blankets wasn't going to keep the police out.
I'm calling from jail because I slipped.
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:17 pm
I told you to stay out of the polar bear exhibit- all the ice and bears can't be good for your health.
I'm calling from jail because I giggled at an inappropriate text message.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:48 am
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - you don't laugh when someone asks to "see the stiff" at a wake.
I'm calling from jail because apparently "all you can eat" is only a suggestion.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 4:49 pm
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I told you that you couldn't eat the waitress!
I'm calling from jail because I asked how much was the doggie in the window.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:05 pm
I told you that the shop owner would probably frown upon you assuming that it was free even after he answered you.
I'm calling from jail because I broke a nail.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 9:21 pm
OMG girl! I had told you that them nails could get broke! You killed someone on accident?
I'm calling from Jail because I may or may not have a monopoly over the peanut butter industry.
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:42 pm
I told you, beating store clerks over the head with board games to steal things to make sandwiches with is not appropriate behavior.
I'm calling from jail because I broke in to use the phone.
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Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 10:45 pm
I told you the Bank was not the place to use the phone.
I'm calling from jail because the chicken crossed the road.
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Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2013 3:35 pm
Tera Windstar I told you the Bank was not the place to use the phone. I'm calling from jail because the chicken crossed the road.
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Posted: Mon Apr 15, 2013 7:04 pm
I told you not to staple the chicken to a moving car.
I'm calling from jail because I won the race.
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Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 3:48 am
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I told you not to enter the race to jail!
I'm calling from jail because I stole someone's umbrella.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:02 am
I warned you about Mycroft and what that umbrella can do!
I'm calling from Jail because I made a Sherlock reference blaugh
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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:59 pm
I told you that other fandoms are picky and defensive.
I'm calling from jail because I stole the reply before Eternal could get here ;D
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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:26 pm
I told you Eternal wouldn't be too happy about that.
I'm calling from jail because I dropped my keys.
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