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 Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:03 pm
-10.
What the hell do you think you are doing?!?
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Posted: Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:38 pm
Who said I was thinking?
Why is my puppy dead?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:30 am
Because it was evil.
What's in your wallet?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:03 pm
Dead puppies!
What's that on your shoulder?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:12 pm
It was just my sister. I brushed her off, no worries.
Why are you wearing those shoes?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:19 pm
My dead puppy told me to.
Why are you Jewish?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:20 pm
because I like pork.
Where are you?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:24 pm
In Narnia!
What should I watch on TV?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:33 pm
giraffes eating.
Why are stars shiny?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 5:41 pm
Because a little girl threw glitter into the night sky.
What colours are in a rainbow?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:01 pm
Pink, brown, and black.
Who was Pi? (Ever read Life of Pi?)
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:02 pm
my pet monkey.
r there such thing as soul mates?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:09 pm
If you're a monkey.
Why do you close your eyes when we make love?
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:33 pm
Because I like to picture well-endowed leprechauns, which is easier to do with my eyes closed.
Can I have your number?
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