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 Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 10:38 pm
Granted, but now you breathe so much and so well that you die of airexcessemboliastuffsyeahthatsit.
I wish my wishes for the future would come true.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 7:22 pm
They will at the cost of losing your friends, family, girl/boyfriend, and even your eyebrows.....
I wish that I could have a vegetarian snow tiger genetically mutated
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:03 pm
Granted, however your vegetarian snow tiger mistakes you for a peach tree and savagely eats you.
I wish we could all evolve (yeah, that includes you, v)
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 3:39 pm
kaze_32 Granted, however your vegetarian snow tiger mistakes you for a peach tree and savagely eats you.
I wish we could all evolve (yeah, that includes you, v) we would.... into sexy cabbage I wish I could be a llama for a day whenever i want
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:18 pm
Granted, but you become a radioactive llama for the rest of your life... and it makes you happy... so... some jealous llama guildsmen who had their wishes corrupted kill you.
I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:00 am
Heh.. Granted! BUT! BUTTTT! your "precious" dollar will be deep inside the sweaty underpants of some construction worker. Even though you'll try to fight it your hand will go get that dollar and the construction worker will be angry,shocked&pleased at the same time. whee
I WANT! I WANT I WANT I WANT! I mean i wish i could eat all that i wanted without gaining weight! blaugh
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 7:58 pm
Granted, but now, whenever you are not eating you gain weight... Yeah... and... also when you excercise... except... that when you excersice, your weight gain rate gets multiplied by 5.
I wish gaia would go back to the way it used to be.
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Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:26 pm
Granted, but there are more n00bs than ever and they wont... stop... spamming.... hck... *dies of lack of oxygen due to the overcrowding*
I wish that I could breath better... ninja
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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:31 pm
H'okay, but now you breathe so much that everyone near you dies from you breathing ALL MY AIR!
STOP BREATHING MY AIR!
GET YOUR OWN!
*runs away screaming*
I wish, I wish with all my might
To have this wish I wish tonight.
I wish my boobs didnt hurt.
Suck on that Price Is Right!
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:03 am
Granted, but they fall off instead.
I wish I could think of a more creative wish.
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:24 pm
Then you get bright red boobie tassles and nothing to attach them to.
I wish for an unstinky doggie.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:57 pm
Granted, but you stink worse and now no one, nothing, and not even the most loyal and loving of dogs will come near you. But puppies will... until they become dogs. Then they'll just eat you. And that's not cool. Can I eat you?
I wish to find the love of my life. Or anything vaguely close.
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:16 pm
Granted, but the love of your life turns out to be a taco platter, which you then eat.
I wish I had a taco platter.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:22 pm
Granted, but it's full of ecoli.
I wish it would rain really hard but be really quiet at the same time.
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 7:22 pm
granted it will be really really quite because there are hundreds of tiny alien eggs in both of your ears ready to hatch! They will force you to become obsessed with Hugh Granted ergh!
I wish i could stay up and not fall asleep. sad
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