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 Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:42 am
byakuya senkai ( Near a bridge in Silent Hill) Walter: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Harry: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Walter: What... is your name? Harry: My name is Harry Mason. Walter: What... is your quest? Harry: To seek my daughter. Walter: What... is your favourite colour? Harry: Blue. Walter: Go on. Off you go. Harry: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. James: That's easy. Walter: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. James: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Walter: What... is your name? James: James Sunderland. Walter: What... is your quest? James: To seek my dead wife. Walter: What... is the capital of Assyria? James: I don't know tha- AUUUUUUUGH!!! Walter: Stop. What... is your name? Alex: Alex Sheperd. Walter: What... is your quest? Alex: I seek my brother. Walter: What... is your favourite colour? Alex: Blue. No, yel... AUUUUUGH!!! Walter: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? King Henry: It is Henry Townshend King of the apartment complexes. Walter: What... is your quest? King Henry: To seek a way out of my haunted apartment room. Walter: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Henry: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Walter: Huh? I... I don't know that. AUUUUUUUUGH!!! Travis: How do know so much about swallows? King Henry: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. lol! i love Monty Python! this is probably the best one bc all the others including mine goes into irrelevant information and makes it unfunny- this one had me giggling all the way.
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Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:51 am
(when Lisa 'dies') Lisa: Im bleeding, and like all fictional japanese characters I bleed 47 gallons of blood and then some!
Vincent: I look just like the 30 yr old harry potter!
Heather: YAY!! for Abortion! you never know when you will birth a god, and build an eternal paradise!
Alex to Josh: ******** your stupid robbie bunny (grabs Josh's hair through bars and puts him in a headlock) you spoiled little ******** to Judge Holloway: (eyes glaze over) damn you're such a MILF
the trucker from silent hill origins: I drive a thousand miles per hour while paying no attention to the road, take that jeff gordon.
Walter: (starts snapping and spins around and brushes back hair) ~ You can tell by the way I use my walk i'm a woman's man, no time to talk~
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 3:42 pm
Henry Townsend to Walter; Like, OmiGOD! Who does your hair?!
Maria to Pyramid Head: "Hmmm how does he do it? Maybe it's natural, maybe it's Maybelline"
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:16 pm
lmao... who does your hair?! lmao! walter would probably be like *deep laugh* *fires revolver* Miss Kanoko Henry Townsend to Walter; Like, OmiGOD! Who does your hair?!
Maria to Pyramid Head: "Hmmm how does he do it? Maybe it's natural, maybe it's Maybelline"
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Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:18 pm
James: STELLLAAAA--I mean, MARYYYYYY!
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Cheryl: Nipaah~
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(from the scene in SH3 that makes me cry every time. you know the one. RIP harry.)
Hetaher: =walks in-"dad? something.. really weird's going on.."
-long pause-
Harry: -sitting in his armchair- "Heather?"
-another long awkward pause-
James: -stands up out of nowhere- "Oh-god. I should be going." -walks out of the room-
Heather: -long pause- "Who's he?"
harry: -another long pause- "Um. Nobody."
Heather: "....Oh."
Harry: "...yeah."
James: -walks back in, awkwardly- "Where's my pants?"
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Christabella (from the movie): Off with their heads! (shot and then stomped- she does look like the red queen from the new alice in wonderland.. doesn't she?)
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 11:50 am
Darkqueen48 Heather: is it just me, or am I the manliest of the protagonists? travis: Except me.. Heather: Oh right.. james: -stereotypical gay hand flop- He-eeey. I don't know why, but that made me giggle so.
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:32 pm
Heather: *on the phone* Hello?
Mystery man: Hey, this is the crap-restaurant... would you like to make a reservation?.
Heather: Excuse me?
Pyramid Head: Those sailor boys are giving us the shaft.
James: Ummmm....they're yours!
((mad love for those who can figure out the quote-references!)
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:54 pm
James: Whats a penguin doing here?
Penguin: SCWAUK!!
James: NAAHH! Penguins shouldn't be in this hot weather. I got to send you back to the South Pole.
*Penguin begins to run away as James chases after it on a motor scooter*
(Now a parody of my favorite film series of all time)
Dahlia: Lord Pyramid.
* James with Pyramid Head helmet and cape.*
James: Yes master?
Dahliia: Rise.
James: Is Mary alright?
Dahlia: I'm afraid in your anger.... you killed her.
James: No... That's not possible... she was alive... I felt it.
* Breaks out of shackles*
James: NOOOOOO!!!!!
* Siren goes off in distance as room shifts to otherworld*
Dahlia: EH-HE-HE-HE-HE !!!!
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Ithaqua_TheGreatOldOne Crew
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Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 1:53 pm
James: *looks at Maria's make-up mask* What the hell is that?
Maria: It's me death mask!
James: Why'd you make it so stupid looking?
Maria: *looks at mask, then James* You're stupid!
James: Look, I wasn't trying to insult...
Maria: Stoopid little man
James: Ok, I...
Maria: Little puffy, rat-midget, cotton-tushed, cootie infested freak of nature, poo poo headed, monstrosity of the seventh layer of heck, pee pee breathed, dookie eating, pig lov'n, crab like, bow legged, creepy a**, bulbous headed, smaller than a bread box, hollow brained, gopher lick'n, intestins shaped, bacon wrapped, no soap using, squid slurping, botchilism growing, crotch scratching, one balled, accidentally birthed, filth spreading, juic producing, greasy palmed, fart leaking, ball of crap shaped like a little man!
James: One balled?
Maria: Just...*breathes heavily*...gimmie a...sec
James:Yeah, so...it's good to have you back.
Maria: Awww...really? That's special! It's good to be back!
((try to guess what comic this dialogue is from!))
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:56 am
(I don't recall reading a part like that, but considering its over 200 pages long, I suppose I could have missed it, so I'm guessing Chibi Silent Hill 2)
Walter: Mother needs redecorating...
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:48 am
((nope! it was a Lenore comic! from issue 9, i think! biggrin ))
Henry: My darling, welcome back! Did you have fun at work?
Walter: Nah, the police were too close. I had to hide in a dumpster until they left.
Henry: Oh, you poor thing...Why dont I run you a nice hot bath. Maybe, that'll cool you off.
Walter: *kisses Henry* Thanks, babe. You always know the right things to say. I'm so glad I'm saving you for last.
Henry: For what, babe?
Walter: You'll see heart wink
Henry: Tee-hee! I love you, hon.
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:06 pm
(Ugh, I'm playing SH4 right now, can't get past the bloody subway level >.< Effing ghosts)
James: Ya know, as a change of pace, I think I won't go investigate that trail of blood leading to that dark room filled with vicious, monsterous snarling. I'll go get ice cream instead! heart
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Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:19 pm
Hahaha, Henry and Walter.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:12 am
PH; Um, hi, I would like to get my clothes and helmet washed, please?
Assistant; Sure! One dollar please!
PH; Here you go! 'starts climbing into washing machine'
Assistant; uhhh... aren't you gonna
PH; Don't worry, I'm immortal. Could you turn the washing machine on please?
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 10:40 am
rofl rofl rofl
Missionary: Hello, I'm on a mission of peace. It is my mission in life to spread the news of God and bring peace and harmony to this world
Heather: *sneezes* Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm allergic to complete bullshit!
Claudia: Heather! Wanna play? heart heart heart
Heather: Have you been drinking again, Claudia?
Claudia: Only a *hic* little bit! But come on! it's the 2000s! we're supposed to be crazy!
Heather: Sorry, i like my relationships to be a little less sober. And by the way, arent you late for your meeting?
Claudia: *looks at watch and spills alcohol* s**t! I am late! MY ALCOHOL!!!!!
Heather: *Facepalms*
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