Corrupt a Wish...Kingdom Hearts Style

[Raziel Hotokashi]

Cool. Everyone is like Louis. Human race goes extinct.

I wish I knew how to sew.  

[Kaegoe]

Granted, but you sew Barbie Doll clothes.

I wish the ringing will stop. @_@  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

Granted...

now its an annoying buzzing noise.

I wish, I wish, to go to Otakon this year without any problems.  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Granted!

But it's so boring without any problems that it totally turns you off to cons forever.

I wish my boss was competent.  

[Riorin]

GRANTED!

Now they're also complacent.

I wish my mother would let me make chocolate chip pancakes.  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Granted!

But they turn out horrible and turn you off to chocolate chip pancakes for the rest of forever.

I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to go on a murderous rampage.  

[Riorin]

GRANTED!

There's always prostitution |D.

I wish I had a toothpick.  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Prostitution would make me actually successfully go on a murderous rampage, so yeah, sure, that works. XD

GRANTED.

The toothpick, like the goggles, does nothing.

I wish to win the lottery.  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Fine, I'll corrupt my own wish and try again, just 'cause I wanna make this wish before I forget it. >.>

Granted!

But everyone else wins, too, so you only get $17. "I only won seventeen bucks!!! >O"

I wish GLaDOS was part of Space Paranoids. >:3  

[Bard of Lore]

Granted!

As the game has no portal gun feature, you can never get past that level and you die never having completed the game.

I wish that this date goes well today.  

[Kaegoe]

Granted, but the next one fails.


I wish today goes well.  

[phoenixianCrystallist]

Granted, but then it ends and we have to go back to work on Monday anyway.

I wish my attempt at getting this thread back to being KH related had worked.  

[XHeartless-ReaperXX]

GRANTED!

But then everything in your life becomes Kingdom Hearts related, so that you get thoroughly sick of the subject.

I wish that all of the characters to Kingdom Hearts were real.  

[RhikoDemson]

Granted, but the characters are all dead now.

I wish kingdom hearts included an on and off switch for the light. Some of us want some shut eye around here. stare  

[fractalJester]

Granted!

The switch, however, actually seeps your eyes in painful acid, deteriorating them beyond repair either medical or magical. Turning the switch off doesn't undo the operation. No more light!

I wish I had the time to make an HA Wiki. ;_;