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 Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:38 pm
JessiDlux93 I just can't do without ya
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The Asshats I just love to talk about have invented many a unique way to be perverted asshats even more so than without insturments.
-Deeply tounging the Sax
-Swallowing a reed whole
-being able to play with the whole mouthpiece in mouth
-Sticking your "Package" in the bell, and playing to "See what it feels like"
-Stick the bell in front of the "Package" and attempting to fire it....*sigh*
~JD~
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Can you tell me that this is fair? ew...if you excuse me, I have to wash my brain now...
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:34 pm
but a tuba on a trombone and with a baseball bat hit it yelling "BAM! BAM! BAM!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:55 pm
During marching season I used to sword fight with my clarinet. I also used to twirl it while I was on the marching field, but I stopped when I lost my ligature from twirling it and it was a lost cause to search for it so I ended up using a rubber band...
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:05 pm
my friend puts his baritone on his head rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:47 pm
Kreamkaiser SociallySuicidal Kaiser Eline SociallySuicidal Kaiser Eline SociallySuicidal *The thought of my flute and American Pie instantly pops up*
Lesson learned: Don't let other people borrow your instrument. xX Or just find one that noone else can play. Like get a bass bassoon, or a tenor piccilo. Then noone would mess with you. *cough* I suppose my perveterdness wasn't laid on thickly enough on that last comment I made. xp Oh, I caught that, I just decided not to respond to it. Besides why would you want to play a flute? The snare is so much more fun... xd The flute rocks!!!! xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:19 pm
I've seen a trumpet player put his trumpet on his head, like it's a hat. However, our percussionists are the weirdest of all, excluding me and MK, of course. I swear, we've done things with sticks and drums that you don't want to know about...now if you excuse me, I have a Jazz Band performance to-night. And tomorrow. And next Saturday at JazzFest. I'm gonna go insane!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:14 pm
What's awesome is putting a little marble in the bell of a french horn and rolling it around until it can't move anymore and then doing it backwards!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 6:55 pm
for a parade rest for marching, many a section has their own couple of parade rests, most of em pretty cool (or gross) but in the clarinet section (hey! thats me!) mostly every person has their own parade rest. or in my case, 3 1/2.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:03 pm
i played base ball with my drumsticks it was to fun but i broke them and i had the get new ones lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:16 pm
jenjen93 i played base ball with my drumsticks it was to fun but i broke them and i had the get new ones lol That's what me and my friend did with her flute and the top flew off! xd It was halarious, and she had to go under the bus to get it. Luckily it was her not-so-pretty-not-show flute.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:02 pm
Alright. This is for all my fellow bass clarinetist out there. This is what I used to do, a while back.
Asemble your mouth peice and neck parts. And then, get them and attack them to your bell alone. And you'll have a mini-horn that can play two notes, if your bass clarinet has the low Eb mounted on the bell. It's really funny stuff.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:58 pm
zomg soooo many stories. Rory dances around with the baritone's bell on his head.... our drum majors threatened to smash us w/drumsticks if we didn't use correct posture..... or every single class when our band teacher tries to sing our music using our names as words O_O
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:00 pm
having competitions to see who can make the weirdest noise on their mouthpiece.... blasting your horn in annoying ppls ears.
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:14 pm
One person from each section of brass tries to out-blast the others. It gets insane, kuz then the left-out tuba blasts in their ear, and they freak. Ahh, good times, good times...
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:39 am
I stuck my hand down my friend's tenor sax and called rape, it was funny. She dosn't let me tuch her sax anymore.
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