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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 6, 5, 3, 4, 2
Total: 22 (6-36)
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 Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:32 pm
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Where are those numbers?! scream
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 5, 3, 4, 5, 4
Total: 26 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:33 pm
A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes, when he decided to talk to God.
"God," he said, "how long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To me, it's a penny."
The man then asked, "God, can I have a penny?"
God answered, "Sure! Just a minute."
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 1, 1, 4, 2, 6
Total: 18 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:33 pm
Dangit. I need to do something else before I start seeing the 'Gaia' label in my sleep.
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PathlessPlot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 6, 3, 1, 6, 2
Total: 20 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:34 pm
I just have to ask, where are you guys getting all of this? It is hilarious! rofl
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 2, 6, 2, 3, 4
Total: 18 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:34 pm
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 1, 5, 4, 4, 3
Total: 22 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:35 pm
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussed their predicament in great depth.
Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth--to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped. Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel!"
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 4, 6, 5, 2, 4
Total: 25 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:36 pm
Agh. Must...roll...again...must...stop...spacing...words...so...far...apart...
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 5, 1, 2, 2, 2
Total: 13 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:36 pm
Rebo_Nicky I just have to ask, where are you guys getting all of this? It is hilarious! rofl I never reveal my sources lol wink A man comes into the ER and yells "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there are several cabs, and I was in the wrong one.
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:38 pm
oh god...the penguins are here...
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PathlessPlot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 5, 6, 2, 6, 4
Total: 26 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:38 pm
Seriously, where are you guys getting this stuff?
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
2, 2, 2, 5, 1, 3
Total: 15 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:38 pm
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule in Heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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TheDisappearingIdiot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
1, 2, 6, 3, 1, 2
Total: 15 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:38 pm
Noooooooooo! You won't take me alive!
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koudelkaW rolled 6 6-sided dice:
3, 5, 2, 6, 2, 5
Total: 23 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:39 pm
Rebo_Nicky Seriously, where are you guys getting this stuff? I typed 'joke of the day' into google smile A woman walks into a butchers shop. She says to the butcher: "How much is that pigs head in the window?" The butcher replies: "I'm sorry Madam, that's not a pigs head, that's a mirror"
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PathlessPlot rolled 6 6-sided dice:
5, 2, 1, 3, 1, 6
Total: 18 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:40 pm
You don't have to tell me, but you aren't the only one telling jokes. (Not trying to be mean)
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Wraith_92 rolled 6 6-sided dice:
4, 4, 3, 4, 1, 6
Total: 22 (6-36)
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:40 pm
A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep Okay, I'd really love to give away an envelope soon! So, the first person who rolls a 30-36, or a 6 will get an envelope.
I do not like to talk to strangers... and there comes a time when it is wrong, as well as useless, to resist.
~Stewart Alsop
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