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 Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:58 pm
Barret: -Walks in to find Cloud and Vincent dead and Aerith poking them with a stick.- "What in the-?! Aw hell, I'm not going to even ask...this is commonplace now-a-days." -Throws a grenade in and walks away casually.-
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:42 pm
Cloud looks around makeing sure no one is around
Cloud:ahum........My name is cloud,I have a sword,I fight cactars because im bored,I like to rid on chocobos,its better then haveing afros
Tifa:what the ******** cloud
cloud:what ahhh Tifa were the hell did you come from
Tifa:throught that door
Cloud:umm just how many of the others are with you
Tifa:all of them
Cloud:............damm
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:44 pm
**After Don Corneo drops them in the sewers**
Tifa: It's too late...Barret, Marlene, the people of Sector 7...
Aerith: Yeah, you're right. They're all dead. And it's all YOUR fault! MWHAHAHAHAH!
Cloud: Huh... You know, that laugh reminds me a lot of Sephiroth. Beautiful, beautiful....Sephiroth..... heart
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:59 am
-During the raid of the ShinRa tower.-
Barret: "Awright! Let's bust this place up!"
Receptionist: "Excuse me, but you'll need to make an appointment."
Barret: "Oh, my apologies. Yes I'd like to make an appointment for..."
Cloud: "Barret! What in the hell are you doing?!"
Barret: "Cloud, now everyone knows that following protocol is essential for a healthy business."
Cloud: "But you hate them!"
Barret: "Well unlike you, I don't let my emotions get the best of me."
Tifa: "s**t, you just got told Cloud."
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:11 am
Tifa: My boobs are so small!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:20 pm
Sephiroth: Mmmmm!!! *Slurp* Raman!!!!!! heart teehee heart
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:25 pm
Vincent " Lets all have a group hug!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:44 pm
vincent: OW! F*@#! ...*googly eyes* i stubbed my toe...
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 2:52 pm
Vincent: " Sorry Lucretia its over, I've found another."
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:04 pm
Vincent: ninja *Sneaks into room* ninja *Closes the door* ninja *Sighs* Oh, my precious....we are safe now. *Strokes a giant pink chocobo plushi holding a big red heart* My....preeeeeeeeecccccccccccccccciousssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!! twisted
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:08 pm
Cloud(carrying Buster Sword): Man, this b***h his heavy. I don't how I still have my arms
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:13 pm
Yuffie: Darn, I've gotta ask Tifa how she got those boobs...
Aeris: Me too. Cloud loves big boobs... *puffs chest out* Besides, they can't be too big, can they?
Yuffie: Naw, they can't. Let's go ask her! *both run for Tifa and ask*
Tifa: Oh, these. They're fake...
Yuffie and Aeris: -_-; gonk
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:03 pm
Sakuya794 Vincent: ninja *Sneaks into room* ninja *Closes the door* ninja *Sighs* Oh, my precious....we are safe now. *Strokes a giant pink chocobo plushi holding a big red heart* My....preeeeeeeeecccccccccccccccciousssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!! twisted Thats real funny. rofl xd
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:52 pm
aeris: *gets stabbed* "F***!"
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:02 pm
Cloud: Ya know I should really give up this buster sword. That way I can quit wearing these freakishly oversized shoes that keep me from falling over.
Tifa: I've been thinking and this whole leather and tight tops thing just isn't working for me. I think I'll get and nice dress and wait on tables instead.
Aries: Oh if one more person calls me moteher today I swear I am gonna soooooo screw you over cloud.
Barret: Eh, who cares about my daughter. I only kept her around to pick up chicks.
Sephiroth: Ya know maybe I should cut my hair and get a job as a PR executive for shinra... I hear they're recruiting evil again.
Yuffie: I bought long jeans by selling all my materia and donated what was left to charity!
RedXIII: I've never told any of you this till now because I didn't think you'd understand, but I'm really two midgets in a cat costume.
Catsith: Ya know what? I think I'm going to start a charity!
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