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 Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:36 pm
SeleneShe can do it Or at least try Don't know where the Other isjust kill them all KILL KILL KILLI will make you a Goddess Jiggly Goddess
I will eat reality and start overand give you everything
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:37 pm
"Honey. I won't be a Goddess. I don't do drag." Wallace lays out some juicy strips of bacon and listens to it sizzle. "Do you want some bacon? It's good for you. Protein helps your brain!"
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:40 pm
"You're so fickle about when you talk." Sizzle sizzle.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:41 pm
Wallace leaves a strip of bacon on the floor. "Now don't waste it."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:43 pm
"I guess I'll have to crash here tonight." Wallace looks at the bacon on the floor and scowls.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:46 pm
"Eat itttttt." Wallace uses his best angry mom voice.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:55 pm
"When I get up tomorrow, that bacon had better be eaten my little Metavore!" Wallace eats a few slices himself, brushes his teeth, and trundles off to bed.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 7:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:29 pm
"Pssst." Wallace hisses, then begins to whisper, "Metavore, it's cold in here. Could you turn up the heat a little?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:31 pm
"Omg fine. What is this? Your rebellious teenager phase?" Wallace goes and hunts down a blanket. "If you keep on being this chilly, I am going to bring home a man to keep me warm."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:33 pm
"And you won't be allowed in my bed if you get scared. Did you eat the bacon yet? It's really good. Maple smoked bacon from Canada."
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:34 pm
Wallace sings the Metavore a lullaby, and then settles back in bed.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:35 pm
"Where is Mama's martini?" Wallace reaches blindly for it in the dark and takes a sip.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:36 pm
"Ok. Good night now. And this time I mean it!"
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Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:39 pm
Wallace wakes up in the Metavore's bed.
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