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 Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:52 pm
Mickfoley_Mankind *Throw his new book, the Hardcore Diaries, available at a local bookstore near you, or by order at shopzone.wwe.com for under $20, practically a steal at that price, at Melina.* You're cheaper than an Al Snow action figure! scream (( rofl @ the cheap plug.)) *Dodges book.* No wonder Vince fired you, you fat piece of crap. And by the way, your books suck! scream
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:53 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind *Throw his new book, the Hardcore Diaries, available at a local bookstore near you, or by order at shopzone.wwe.com for under $20, practically a steal at that price, at Melina.* You're cheaper than an Al Snow action figure! scream (( rofl @ the cheap plug.)) *Dodges book.* No wonder Vince fired you, you fat piece of crap. And by the way, your books suck! scream I'll take that to heart, seeing as nobody's been down that road more than you. Speaking of roads, travel down memory lane as I tell my greatest memories in my latest book: The hardcorde diaries. Seriously. I need the money.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:54 pm
Amy_Dumas_lita Mike Bucci Amy_Dumas_lita Mike Bucci Amy_Dumas_lita I was referring to Mick Foley, you twit! Hey! They're both 300 lb writers. talk2hand Get your mind out of the gutter. Oh wait, that might be too hard, considering you don't have one. *A mind that is, I'm sure you have a gutter. Where else would you pull tramps like Melina out from? Lita, not everyone wants to sleep with you. Just because I ran out on you during the Sex Celebration, it doesn't mean you have to insult me. ... JERK! *runs off crying to the closest person with a p***s.* *bumps into Chyna* s**t! *runs off to see if Matt Hardy will take her back.* *slips on Ashley's playboy and breaks her leg.* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, BUCCI! ..... *Bursts out laughing.* rofl
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:55 pm
Mickfoley_Mankind Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind *Throw his new book, the Hardcore Diaries, available at a local bookstore near you, or by order at shopzone.wwe.com for under $20, practically a steal at that price, at Melina.* You're cheaper than an Al Snow action figure! scream (( rofl @ the cheap plug.)) *Dodges book.* No wonder Vince fired you, you fat piece of crap. And by the way, your books suck! scream I'll take that to heart, seeing as nobody's been down that road more than you. Speaking of roads, travel down memory lane as I tell my greatest memories in my latest book: The hardcorde diaries. Seriously. I need the money. Now, Mick, there is such a thing as slander, seeing as you're lying right to my face. Tread carefully, or else you could be next to get sued. EDIT: I'll keep my money right in my pocket, thank you very much.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:55 pm
*dials Clarence Mason*
Whaddya mean busy?!
Yeah?
Yeah?
YEAH?
fine.
Son of a b***h, turns out he managed to get the rights to represent Val Venis in his quest to convince everyone that he's the real father of Anna Nicole's baby. Damn, Hollywood, got me again.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:57 pm
Yes. Yes, it did...
*Boots Lita in the face and walks off, not caring for her well being.*
twisted
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:57 pm
Amy_Dumas_lita *dials Clarence Mason* Whaddya mean busy?! Yeah? Yeah? YEAH? fine. Son of a b***h, turns out he managed to get the rights to represent Val Venis in his quest to convince everyone that he's the real father of Anna Nicole's baby. Damn, Hollywood, got me again. Shouldn't you be used to getting screwed?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:57 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind *Throw his new book, the Hardcore Diaries, available at a local bookstore near you, or by order at shopzone.wwe.com for under $20, practically a steal at that price, at Melina.* You're cheaper than an Al Snow action figure! scream (( rofl @ the cheap plug.)) *Dodges book.* No wonder Vince fired you, you fat piece of crap. And by the way, your books suck! scream I'll take that to heart, seeing as nobody's been down that road more than you. Speaking of roads, travel down memory lane as I tell my greatest memories in my latest book: The hardcorde diaries. Seriously. I need the money. Now, Mick, there is such a thing as slander, seeing as you're lying right to my face. Tread carefully, or else you could be next to get sued. EDIT: I'll keep my money right in my pocket, thank you very much. I'm a muppet; I don't lie. I'm lovable, remember? biggrin Just ask Stacy Keibler.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:59 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Amy_Dumas_lita *dials Clarence Mason* Whaddya mean busy?! Yeah? Yeah? YEAH? fine. Son of a b***h, turns out he managed to get the rights to represent Val Venis in his quest to convince everyone that he's the real father of Anna Nicole's baby. Damn, Hollywood, got me again. Shouldn't you be used to getting screwed? We-*booted* *KO'd*
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:59 pm
Mickfoley_Mankind Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind *Throw his new book, the Hardcore Diaries, available at a local bookstore near you, or by order at shopzone.wwe.com for under $20, practically a steal at that price, at Melina.* You're cheaper than an Al Snow action figure! scream (( rofl @ the cheap plug.)) *Dodges book.* No wonder Vince fired you, you fat piece of crap. And by the way, your books suck! scream I'll take that to heart, seeing as nobody's been down that road more than you. Speaking of roads, travel down memory lane as I tell my greatest memories in my latest book: The hardcorde diaries. Seriously. I need the money. Now, Mick, there is such a thing as slander, seeing as you're lying right to my face. Tread carefully, or else you could be next to get sued. EDIT: I'll keep my money right in my pocket, thank you very much. I'm a muppet; I don't lie. I'm lovable, remember? biggrin Just ask Stacy Keibler. Stacy loves just as much c**k as DX claims Mr. McMahon does. She's just as trashy as Lita, if not more. talk2hand
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:59 pm
How are we going to win the tag titles and have sex when you have a broken leg?
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:01 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind Melina_Perez_MNM Mickfoley_Mankind *Throw his new book, the Hardcore Diaries, available at a local bookstore near you, or by order at shopzone.wwe.com for under $20, practically a steal at that price, at Melina.* You're cheaper than an Al Snow action figure! scream (( rofl @ the cheap plug.)) *Dodges book.* No wonder Vince fired you, you fat piece of crap. And by the way, your books suck! scream I'll take that to heart, seeing as nobody's been down that road more than you. Speaking of roads, travel down memory lane as I tell my greatest memories in my latest book: The hardcorde diaries. Seriously. I need the money. Now, Mick, there is such a thing as slander, seeing as you're lying right to my face. Tread carefully, or else you could be next to get sued. EDIT: I'll keep my money right in my pocket, thank you very much. I'm a muppet; I don't lie. I'm lovable, remember? biggrin Just ask Stacy Keibler. Stacy loves just as much c**k as DX claims Mr. McMahon does. She's just as trashy as Lita, if not more. talk2hand Stacy Keibler is a sweet, loving human being. You know, the type of person I thought you were. She'd certainly never turn her back on me. By the way, our incident is well documented in my latest book, The Hardcore Diaries, available in my van out in the parking lot. YEAH! *Thumbs up*
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:01 pm
Larry Sweeney How are we going to win the tag titles and have sex when you have a broken leg? I've broken my neck before and come back. This is nothing. *limps off to practice with her band*
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:03 pm
*SCREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
scream !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Holds onto her Women's title and rolls around in a fetal position.*
Hehehehe.... twisted
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:05 pm
((I have to go, its been fun. See you (plural) later!))
BUY MY BOOK!!!!
*runs off*
*stops after 3 feet gasping for air*
*calls taxi*
*drives off in taxi*
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