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 Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:46 pm
Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld Johnny Malone lady_skuld I don't have a wenching uniform. Is it alright if I help teach naked? Not going to work. There is a subtle art to wenching that is lost if the wenchee is naked. The dog ate my dress? Not going to help the classes, part of the art is in getting the lady to take the dress off. Seduction is key. What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:47 pm
Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun Desdemona13 Who? Me? -smiles innocently- Hey "Athos"! We got another one! Ha ha, today is my day! Also Cale: Porthos or Aramis? Proffesional opinion, please. Well, with the whole Priest shtick from a week or so ago I asy Aramis. I was going to go with that too, but Skuld said Porthos and she brings up a valid comparison... It seems I'm at a quandery. I say go with Aramis since it doesn't seem that Nelo is going for the swashbuckler look. Although you do seem a bit like Porthos, Porthos is a lot more concerned with material comforts than you are in real life.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:48 pm
Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone Not going to help the classes, part of the art is in getting the lady to take the dress off. Seduction is key. What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. Dont doubt the skills of a true rogue, Mademoiselle. Locks can be picked, and when all else fails I have access to a metal-working shop.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:49 pm
Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun Johnny Malone Cale Darksun Desdemona13 Who? Me? -smiles innocently- Hey "Athos"! We got another one! Ha ha, today is my day! Also Cale: Porthos or Aramis? Proffesional opinion, please. Well, with the whole Priest shtick from a week or so ago I asy Aramis. I was going to go with that too, but Skuld said Porthos and she brings up a valid comparison... It seems I'm at a quandery. You don't strike me as more of a person who despite all his luckiness still strives to better hiimself even moreso, and maneuvers so never to wrong a friend. Especially since you don't seem so machiavellian. However: Porthos, honest and slightly gullible, is the extrovert of the group, enjoying wine, women and song. That's more closely to you than Aramis ever seems to be.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:49 pm
Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone Not going to help the classes, part of the art is in getting the lady to take the dress off. Seduction is key. What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. A true lover can pleasure a woman in more ways than the obvious. Ist that right Cale?
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:49 pm
Cale Darksun Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone Not going to help the classes, part of the art is in getting the lady to take the dress off. Seduction is key. What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. Dont doubt the skills of a true rogue, Mademoiselle. Locks can be picked, and when all else fails I have access to a metal-working shop. Don't doubt the skills of a clever wench. And never call a girl bigger then you a wench. rofl
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:50 pm
Missing nin Itachi Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone Not going to help the classes, part of the art is in getting the lady to take the dress off. Seduction is key. What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. A true lover can pleasure a woman in more ways than the obvious. Ist that right Cale? Indeed, lad. Though the tin britches will still have to come off. @Johnny: He's a fast learner, isnt he John? Perhaps we should let him have this one.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:50 pm
Missing nin Itachi Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld Johnny Malone Not going to help the classes, part of the art is in getting the lady to take the dress off. Seduction is key. What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. A true lover can pleasure a woman in more ways than the obvious. Ist that right Cale? Men . . . rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:53 pm
Desdemona13 Cale Darksun Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. Dont doubt the skills of a true rogue, Mademoiselle. Locks can be picked, and when all else fails I have access to a metal-working shop. Don't doubt the skills of a clever wench. And never call a girl bigger then you a wench. rofl Never called you a wench, if you recall. The act of seducing comely ladies in taprooms and Taverns is simply called Wenching, derived from the origonal targets of a rake's appettites. As it stands now it does not necessarly mean that the lady to be wenched is a Wench.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:53 pm
Cale Darksun @Johnny: He's a fast learner, isnt he John? Perhaps we should let him have this one. Sure, if he think he can win her over. Every boy should become a man at some point.
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Sol Walker rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:54 pm
As to weither Cale is Aramis or Porthos, i will leave this up to a roll of the die, as I am torn between the two and equally satisfied with both.
Odd: Aramis
Even: Porthos
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:54 pm
Cale Darksun Desdemona13 Cale Darksun Desdemona13 Cale Darksun lady_skuld What about a handicap for the rookiee? Surely they have got to learn how to look at a girl's body without seeming to... She is wearing pants...Thats a bit trickier than just hiking a barmaid's skirt up...maybe make her the advance course? What if the barmaid has a chastity belt? What then? @Itachi: Why hello there my charming lad. Dont doubt the skills of a true rogue, Mademoiselle. Locks can be picked, and when all else fails I have access to a metal-working shop. Don't doubt the skills of a clever wench. And never call a girl bigger then you a wench. rofl Never called you a wench, if you recall. The act of seducing comely ladies in taprooms and Taverns is simply called Wenching, derived from the origonal targets of a rake's appettites. As it stands now it does not necessarly mean that the lady to be wenched is a Wench. I never said that you did. It's just a healthy piece of advice.
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:55 pm
Looks like Cale is Porthos. Now I need to find my Aramis...
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:56 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:57 pm
Ah, Porthos it is then. Though if I am to be Porthos, I shall model him after Oliver Platt's 1993 portrayal.
Verywell then! To a Tankard!
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