Ron White
I'm not your typical texan in that i don't hunt. I fish, but I don't hunt. It's not that i think might somehow be more holy to eat meat that has been bludgend to death by someone else, that's not it. It's really early inthe morning, it's really cold, and I don't want to go. But my cousin Ray thinks killing a deer with a deer rifle is magic inthe forest. I would like to do for you now my impression of my cousin Ray, adter the big kill.
*lights cig*
"Well it was 4 in the morning, 22 deg outside, coure you weren't there, p***y. I'm in a camo deer blind with paint on my face. I've got deer urine on my boots, I'm not sure why....I made that part up. I;ve got a 30 op 6 with a 12 power scope and a bullit that'll travel 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker i hangeed fromthe dango tree..caught he right above the eye."
*end impession*
Well I hit one with a van, go 55 mph with the head lights on and the horn blowing. Woooo that's and elusive little creature. If you ever miss one it's because the bullit is traveling to fast. Slow it down to 55 mph, put a light and horn on it and the deer will actually jump in front of the bullit
*lights cig*
"Well it was 4 in the morning, 22 deg outside, coure you weren't there, p***y. I'm in a camo deer blind with paint on my face. I've got deer urine on my boots, I'm not sure why....I made that part up. I;ve got a 30 op 6 with a 12 power scope and a bullit that'll travel 2200 feet per second. When that deer looked up to lick the salt sucker i hangeed fromthe dango tree..caught he right above the eye."
*end impession*
Well I hit one with a van, go 55 mph with the head lights on and the horn blowing. Woooo that's and elusive little creature. If you ever miss one it's because the bullit is traveling to fast. Slow it down to 55 mph, put a light and horn on it and the deer will actually jump in front of the bullit
