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 Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:41 pm
Captain Jack, I'm going to have to arrest you in the name of Scotland Yard for the crime of . . . ummm . . . Chandalier hanging. *Pauses* Actually . . . nevermind.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:45 pm
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Well all right, then.
*Walks up to the bridge of the chocolate ship and begins inspecting*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:46 pm
Wally_West Yes, but m'be HE doesn't know that!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:48 pm
*Grabs the nearby cannon and points it at the Constable's table*
Ah, and now the tables-as th'y say-have turned.
Allagorically, rhetorically, grammarically...
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:49 pm
....So, this parlez, how does it work exactly?
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:52 pm
Well y'see...y'come abourd my ship, and we discuss th' terms of your unconditional surrender.
*runs a finger along the cannon and tastes it*
Dark chocolate.
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Linda Lee Danvers Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:52 pm
Um, Captain...The cannon shoots cotton candy.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:55 pm
I must confess, my favourite confectionary dish...
*throws bottle of rum with a burning rag in the neck into the cannon's mouth*
...Death By Chocolate.
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:56 pm
eek
ABANDON CHOCOLATE SHIP!
*dives off the gangplank*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:59 pm
Captain, ain't the ship made out of unmeltable chocolate?
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:00 pm
*Walks in and shakes his head.*
Jeez...
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:09 pm
Richard Rider Captain, ain't the ship made out of unmeltable chocolate?
*BOOM*
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR SCIENCE! scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:09 pm
*A pair of hands reach out of the water and grab Crane's ankles, dragging him under*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:14 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:16 pm
*goes flying into the water* I hates science.
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