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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:11 pm
*Insert joke about The Rum Diaries here*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:12 pm
*bursts from men's room with pistol*
The only navigating any of you will be doing is digging canals on the chain gang!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:16 pm
John Constantine *bursts from men's room with pistol*
The only navigating any of you will be doing is digging canals on the chain gang! *Points* Look! A witch with large breasts!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:20 pm
Spider_Jerusalem John Constantine *bursts from men''s room with pistol*
The only navigating any of you will be doing is digging canals on the chain gang! *Points* Look! A witch with large breasts! *looks around*
Whu?
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:21 pm
*Grabs the rum* Quick me hearties! While he's distracted!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:27 pm
*Grabs the rest of the rum* Let's head to the port, laddies!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:30 pm
*Bumps into Ichabod* Watch where you're going, ********> scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:34 pm
Well well, isn''t this...interesting.
*unsheathes cutlass*
To th''ship!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:39 pm
Everyone in this tavern is guilty of Crimes! You're all under arrest! And where's this big-breasted witch the smelly hippy mentioned?! scream
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:41 pm
If we're under arrest, sir...you'll have to catch us first!
*hops up on a table and starts kicking bottles at Crane*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:42 pm
*Starts shooting wildly.*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:44 pm
*A bullet zings through his hat*
....
eek
RETREAT!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:46 pm
*Hits a table, rolls over it and falls into the boat, knocking himself out on a dark chocolate cannon.*
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:46 pm
*dodges bullets and bottles*
Aye aye, Capt'n!
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 5:47 pm
*shoots!*
...
*spends five minutes reloading and priming pistol, fumbling with gunpower bag and stoker*
There.
*shoots!*
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