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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:57 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:58 am
I AM GOD *does a magic girl transformation*
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:00 am
Platinum Royal I AM GOD *does a magic girl transformation*
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:01 am
Platinum Royal I AM GOD *does a magic girl transformation* OMG. KAMACHAMA KARIN!??!?!?! I love you Platinum. 
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:02 am
Sey Platinum Royal I AM GOD *does a magic girl transformation* OMG. KAMACHAMA KARIN!??!?!?! I love you Platinum. I was soooooo hoping someone would catch that reference *hugs* XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:06 am
Falis is a temple that relies on outside income. I'm sure they're not going to ban gambling.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:09 am
[Falls from a satellite in space.] Kssh, ahgggg, ksssh, ahhgggggg, ksssh, ah- [Collides with the earth.]
... [Stands up and promptly dusts his pants off.]
...who the ******** said they liked Dragon Ball Evolution?
I watched that and was in a pseudo-coma for like, 3 days.
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:10 am
I was wise enough to not go to see it after looking at "Goku in highschool" and "tan piccolo"
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:17 am
I liked it. SUCKIT.
And by like it, I mean, I went in expecting so much worse. =D
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:19 am
Stercus, stercus, stercus, moriturus sum!
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:26 am
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:28 am
Hahaha, you think that's the movie's problems? ******** if only.
Spoilers, because you shouldn't see this s**t movie anyway.
So Goku's a high school student, and many of the interesting characters in the original Dragon Ball series (Oolong, Krillin, Mr. PoPo, Kami, Korin, Yajirobe, list goes on for a while) flat out aren't there. Goku is a whiny f*****t who wants to use the martial arts his grandpa Gohan taught him to land babes. However, Gohan reminds him that he is a f*****t, and thus this is forbidden.
One day, as Goku goes "beauty.. awaits" and tries slicking his hair down only for it to pop back up (arguably the 3rd best scene in the movie), you realize this guy could've been cast for the Twilight series because god damn. Oh, I'm skipping around events a little, he goes to high school on his bicycle because ******** the Nimbus Cloud, and he's even wearing the exact same hoody that Peter Parker was in one of his rides to school. Spider Man meets Dragon Ball, ******** yeah.
Which is great, because he uses his ki to open lockers! This causes ChiChi, the resident asian chick, to go "..hwah O_O" and get wet for him, running after him going "I KNOW MARTIAL ARTS TOO HUHUHU" and totally want to ride his p***s. Goku's all " biggrin " only to end up getting picked on by bullies. These bullies are lead by a black stereotype, and the only black male character in the entire movie might I add, so enjoy!
Well eventually, Piccolo and some clone b***h of ChiChi fly by and stomp on Gohan's house. Throw rocks on it and s**t. Crushes Gohan hardcore while he was slurping meat. What a horrible time to die.
Goku gets angry face. Oh, did I mention the best fight was against those bullies? Yeah, the very best fight in the movie was against those bullies. First time, they called Goku "GEEK-O" and he tightened his hoodie in the most raging expression I've ever seen, totally f**-like. But NOW, he's not taking it. TAKE THIS, BLACK GUY AND YOUR YELLOW CAR, HGGN- [Beats all of their asses strictly to show off.] Now at least ChiChi's semi-true to her character because she's wealthy and the party's at her mansion so you can presume the Ox King's there, but he's probably not the Ox King. Off-screen character never mentioned so who the ******** knows.
Oh yeah, Bulma was wanting to fight Dragon Balls. She looks retarded, dual-wields pistols, and has brown hair with blue tips. ******** disgusting. No perversion involved! None! And she has some retardedly long term for the dragon balls that starts with DBE (HUHUH GET IT DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION), and Goku goes "..Dragon Balls?" So Bulma goes "oh cool bro i like dragon balls better" and they use that from now on. Plllptpttp.
Capsules do Transformer animation, they go seek out Master Roshi who while played by a cool actor just isn't Master Roshi. Nothing you like about Master Roshi is in this man. Nothing. Absolutely ******** nothing. Yet, he is the best character still, because Bulma walks out of the kitchen and is like "blablabla i'm a b***h i have pistols-"
Master Roshi: KADOOSH. (Fires a Kame Hame Ha into Bulma's face, sending her flying back into the kitchen.)
No s**t. Master Roshi shut Bulma up AND sent her into the kitchen, +37.
Yamcha is a f*****t. Another Asian character, he's like a surfer dude. No sword, has a gun too, no side-kick, no WOLF FANG FIST- just faggotry. It's disgusting to even look at.
Skipping ahead, they go after Piccolo, get there, and Piccolo's all "Surprise!" before turning Goku into the Great Oozaru. The Great Oozaru's new storyline was this:
"Long ago, Piccolo was in space with his minion sex slave the Oozaru, and they fought aliens and stole money a lot. But then these badass sage guys sent them to space prison, and created BALLS that grant wishes too. The End."
No s**t. Goku's Saiyan lineage is paramount to being Piccolo's sex slave.
Well Goku goes "..NO" as he transforms into this embarrassing lizard-like creature that looks like special effects from 1972, "I AM DA GOKU" and turns back into his human form. Incidentally, he's had his orange gi from Master Roshi's training suddenly. God knows where the ******** suddenly does the Kame Hame Ha, except he doesn't even do the stance right, he does this retarded Spartan-style running jump with his hands pushed together and like, leaps into the air and pushes a big blue ball into Piccolo's mouth, Piccolo explodes, the fight is over. The bully fight was better paced.
Now, Bulma's all "Hey Goku, we should look for more balls. biggrin " And Goku's all "sweet," oh did I mention ChiChi beat the s**t out of her clone b***h? She did, she's as strong as Goku it seems, because this way it's not sexist. So at the end, Goku and ChiChi are all "LET'S FIGHT" and bow to each-other and go whacky whacky before the movie ends.
Thank god I paid for Hanna Montana before I saw Dragon Ball: Evolution. Wait, no, I pirated it. There we go.
[THE END]
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:32 am
I know.
It was great! heart
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Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:33 am
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