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 Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:11 pm
Dead stars, dead stars
Oh yes we are dead stars inwards
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:21 pm
"The Spicy McHaggis Jig"
I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
a tale you'd best hope never happens to you old spicy mcHaggis,
how he met his fate you I can save, but for him it's too late
Spicy was big, burly and strong
his pipes were gigantic, and so was his schlong
from city to city running around
looking for chicks over four hundred pounds
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
They got to her house and dimmed all the lights
Spicy was in for one hell of a night he said that he loved her,
he'd always be true "But Mr. McHaggis, I've only just met you!!"
By now he saw double through his drunken eyes
neither had looks or appropriate size he came to his sense,
thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else" he took off his shirt,
she lifted her skirt, they pulled out his unit and stared to play she asked for a glove,
he gave her a shove, had baby McHaggis nine months to-the-day.
One night at the pub a girl caught his eye big as a house,
just the right size the broad was enormous,
stacked to the hilt spicy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt
the piper delivered his best pick-up line thought to himself,
"this beast is all mine" the portly young lady could stand for no more
grabbed his cojones and went for the door
Three packs a day, he'll smoke 'til he dies Spicy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:22 pm
euthanasia makes you kill your pets!
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:24 pm
Swing a Little More on the Devil's dance floor.
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Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:27 pm
the devil went down to georgia, he was looking for some souls to steal...
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:26 am
play me the best song in the world, or ill eat your souls...
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:41 am
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:07 pm
i am the eggman, you are the eggman, i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:48 pm
Spitting blood on the face of god!!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:06 pm
i'm on the hiiiiiighway to hell!
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:22 pm
Burn, burn, burn
Jesus hates me, violates me
Burn, burn, burn
Suffocate in God you trust
Burn, burn, burn
Jesus rapes me, desecrates me
Burn, burn, burn
Ash to ashes, dust to ******** dust
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:44 pm
so kiss meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee im shitfaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddd
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:51 pm
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:56 pm
we conjure you, be our host
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:50 pm
i am love, i am hate, i'm an atheist with faith...
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