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 Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:25 pm
Shammi blinked at the furry white boy. After considering the question for a few moments, She replied. "Ess. Coo." She jumped at the squeal Erishi let out at the sight of Liam's control panel.
"Ooh!" She leaned in to get a closer look. "How hot is that?" Shooting him a wicked smile, she said the first thing that came to her mind: "Now, I'm Erishi, and which part turns you on?"
Shammi snorted and rolled her eyes as if apologising to Ike.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:30 pm
"Yuh, it's..." Ike's pupils shrank and his ear folded back in fear. Mummys warned him about Liam and that he was a perv...whatever that was. He could hazard a guess.
"Hot?!" Liam's eyes grew wide, but he continued holding his shirt up, "Err...I missed that upgrade, luv. I'm still...mildly biological. Name's Liam, by the way." This could go one of two ways very, very quickly, and Rabid would beat him brutally for one.
Ike sighed with relief. Good. He figured Liam would be kinda like his toy robot. When you turned his robot on, it got all beepy and possessed-looking. That wasn't fun.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:48 pm
Shammi looked towards the two adults, eye focusing on each one. This was going to get weird right quick. She situated her legs and arms under herself and gave Ike a tug on the arm with her tail. "Iiie? Gwo?" She asked, wondering if he would like to go escape with her.
"No, it's cool!" Erishi insisted, reaching out to poke him. "I wish I had something that cool and shiny on me! I just got my hand and some of my bones made out of metal, and I had to chop off my old hand to get this shiny new one. The old one was broken, though. Mr. Drunk man got mad at me one night in a bar and shot of my three middle fingers off, and the new metal ones were allways malfunctioning." Erishi beamed at him. "How did you get your super sexy shiny thingy?"
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 5:57 pm
Ike looked down at the baby, who was far more literate than he remembered being, and picked her up before bringing them both over beneath the playground where there wasn't so much snow.
"Ike not ki'nap you, just so yanno."
"Careful!" Liam said and took a step backward, nervously eyeing the buttons Erishi could poke to make him do...weird things, "I was in the army...err...rebellion against th' Vavvian army. Wanted us to be efficient killers, they did." He reached into mid-air and grabbed something before spinning his arm and making a strange, black, hyper-technical rifle appear.
"Was a sniper. Assassin. Not loaded," and, boy, how he thanked himself for remembering to remove the ammo...
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:13 pm
"Ta-ankoo, Iie." Shammi said, reaching out to pat him. "Skarwee ayee an'gwy." She scooped some snow towards herself and tried to pat it into a rough sphere.
"Oooh. You're a super sexy battle cyborg, then?" She asked, still inspecting the pannel. "I used to work with an assassin. I transported her and blew stuff up with a tank and fun stuff like that. Then I got kicked out for friendly fire. A lot of friendly fire."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:22 pm
"Mmhm," Ike agreed, only catching 90% of what the baby said. He grabbed a couple of handfulls of snow himself and rolled them into a ball, beginning to construct a miniature snowman.
"If ye wanna get technical, yes," Liam said, mildly creeped out...although more for the fact that Erishi didn't scare him, "I never got caught. Never shot one of my own, either. Had t' sacrifice a few innocents, though. Wonder where they are now..."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:29 pm
Shammi gave the boy a good natured smile. It was nice to be around someone who wasn't crazy or poking her with spoons. She tried to immitate his style in rolling snow, but ended up squishing her ball. "Boken."
"Oooh. I got caught cause I liked pretty explosions. Pretty, big explosions." She stopped staring at his chest and reached up to pat his face. "Well, if they got in your way then they weren't so innocent. But I bet they're probably where you hid them. That where all my bodies are now. I don't think they can get up and move."
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:37 pm
Ike smiled back and grabbed up the bits of snow that had fallen from the girl's hand and rolled it into a slightly smaller ball.
"Ike 'n Shammi make a 'noman, kay? Make a little ball to make his head."
Liam's face reddened, "I didn't kill 'em...I...nevermind. Yanno, luv, some people can make dead bodies move...like me, for instance. Aheh." His accent had actually deepend, as if that were at all possible. He glanced quickly around for the kids, just in case.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:29 pm
"Otay." Shammi smiled at Ike, trying her hardest to roll the ball and not squish it. It came out kinda lopsided, but it was a ball. She beamed and held it out. "Hed?"
"Oh. You're just a whole lot of special, aren't you?" She beamed at him, then tilted her head to one side as if considering. Still smiling, she reached down and scooped up a handfull of snow and, as fast as Erishily possible, she grabbed the waistband of his pants and attempted to shove the snow down them. "Tee hee!"
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:47 am
"Yuh. Head," Ike smiled sweetly and took the small ball, carefully placing it atop the snowman and molding it to fit, "Now we needa find sum'thin' for the ey--"
"BLOODY HELL!"
"Thassa bad word. Shammi never say bad words, kay?"
Liam leaped backward a bit too late, recieving a pantsfull of snow. His mind whirred through possible escapes while his lower abdomen froze, and finally came upon one that made the most sense to him.
He spun around quickly and removed his pants before buttoning his uniform up all the way to his neck. He turns back around, pants in hand and looking like some kind of freezing flasher.
"You're a thousand kinds of weird," he said, and couldn't help but laugh. He considered chucking snowballs at Erishi, but that wouldn't be at all kind.
My, how Rabid had trained him.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:26 am
Erishi giggled, beaming. "Tee hee! I got you out of your pants!" She looked rather pleased with herself. Still beaming, she danced on one foot and then the other. "Awww, but you're acting like you don't like me. That makes me want to start hurling snowballs 'till you're nakey. That'd be funny!" She didn't make a move to, but it was the first thing that came to her mind.
Shammi had blinked at the loud cry from Liam, but was getting rather used to loud vocal explosions. She groped around on the ground untill she found a pebble and smooshed it into the snowman's head. She sighed, pleased with herself.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:21 pm
"It's not that I don't like you," Liam said and pulled his uniform tighter around him, "It's that it's bloody cold and this thing lets up quite a draft." He kicked a leg beneath the long coat to make his point. Erishi was really beginning to confuse him.
"Good," Ike said and found another pebble, aligning it as closely as possible to Shammi's. He then took 2 small sticks and shoved them into the snowman's torso.
"See? Shammi do good job!"
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:38 pm
"Cold?" Apparently for the first time, Erishi realized that it was cold out. Frowning, she looked down at her blue tinged toes. "Oh. I guess shoving snow down your pants was terribly rude of me." She tilted her head to one side, frowning. "You could shove snow down my shirt, and then we'd be even!" The tri-colored haired girl beamed at this soloution.
"Goo!" Shammi beamed, clamping her hands. She reached out to touch the small snowman. Unfortunatly, as the girl was more than a bit rolly polly, she slipped over and sent the little snowman sprawling backwards. Eyes blinking and looking in all directions, her lip started to tremble. "Iiiiee!" She wailed in apology as she started to bawl. She had destroyed Ike's cute snowman!
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 5:27 pm
"Yeah. It's bloody cold," Liam peered down at Erishi's feet, seeing the blue and frowning, "I'm not that mean, luv..."
"...yes I am."
Liam picked up a handful of snow and carefully aimed for Erishi's shirt. The idea that she may or may not remove clothing didn't hit him until it was far too late.
Ike's ears immediately folded back and he made a barely-audible sound in protest to the noise.
"Dun' cry, Shammy," Ike quickly gathered the remnants of the snowman up and shoved it back together before grabbing it in his hands and holding it out to Shammi.
"See? Ike fix't," he smiled.
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Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:00 pm
Smoosh! Erishi looked down at the snow that trickled down her shirt front. While she could ignore the cold on her feet, a snowball between the breasts will unnerve just about anyone. "Wark!" She cried, tuggig the tank top off with one hand and shaking it and shook the front of her bra out with the other. "Oy! Now I see why you went sans-pants! That's bloody effing cold!" She pranced from one foot to the other, still shaking her bra out.
Sniffling slightly, Shammi blinked and looked at the snowman. Slowly, she smiled again. "Iiie goo." She said, patting him. Both eyes moved to focus on his face and apparently, for the first time, she noticed his teeth. "Shiiey." She said, pointing to them.
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