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 Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:44 am
Damn, Spammage....
Fine, but then it turns out to be made totally out of Tin Foil
I wish I had a scar on my eye like Nanaki/Red 13
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:57 am
Granted, but the scar tends to be infected and requires surgery to remove, and then you loose half your face.
I wish I WAS Nanaki/Red XIII
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:04 am
granted, but poachers came and captured you and you forever live in captivity (or you get turn into a coat, your choice)
I wish I had vincent's shooting/gunning ability
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:37 am
Granted, but your skills were overly top-notched and you ended up shooting yourself.
I wish Aeris has DD cup boobs.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:40 am
Granted, but she ends up suffocating herself due to the fact the DD cups strangle her in her sleep.
I wish that there was a version of FFVII that went through an alternate universe setting, switching everyones places around (i.e., Cloud and Sephiroth.)
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:52 am
Granted, but somehow it affected the real world and Square Enix got switched with some nobody company that went out of business and therefore any future FF games or games previously made by SE are now garbage and no longer good. Thanks a lot, Landra. stare
I wish I Tifa was my mistress and Yuffie my slave.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:26 am
Granted. ... You really wanna see how that turned out?
I wish Tifa and yuffie were my sex slaves.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:40 am
Granted, but they only joined you so they can kill you for trying to steal them away from me. biggrin
I wish Cloud would back off of Tifa and realize that he is a loser that couldn't pull a truck much less Tifa or Aeris in the first place.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 10:47 am
Granted but he rapes you and kills you and then Necrophiles you for making him realize it.
I wish I hadn't been so stupid and let the chance to get the Mega materia go.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:30 am
Granted, but when you got to that point, you were smart enough to delete some memory from the memory card in order to save another game and in the process, you were dumb enough and hasty enough to go on a deletion spree, effectively deleting the save slot that had the chance for you to obtain the Mega Materia on it so now you have yet wasted another chance to get it and must start over again.
I wish Cloud knew right from wrong.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:36 am
Granted but he kills you in the process.
I wish I had a Golden Chocobo.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:05 pm
Granted, but the Golden Chocobo saw you as feed and ate you alive, killing you eventually.
I wish Aeris gave me a lap dance.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:16 pm
Granted But then Cloud cuts your head off.
I wish Aeris was my best friend.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:20 pm
Granted, but Cloud would come back to life for the simple fact that he will kill you for getting him killed in another wish.
And your welcome Mahou, for screwing up the total game sweatdrop heart
I wish I was able to come up with a wish that hadn't been mentioned before.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:30 pm
Granted, but indeed you were never able to come up with an original wish and drove yourself to become all emo over it, and of course Cloud kills you because there is no more room for another emo.
I wish Aeris was the most beautiful and most powerful spellcaster ever.
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