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 Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:29 pm
I divorced her because she started handing out evil cookies again
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Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:31 pm
I divorced her because she didn't like my cooking skills cry
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:33 pm
Because she thought gutting a live swan and throwing it on a spike in the center of the table could be considered "cooking skills."
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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:25 pm
0.0 because he asked me to cook him a swan...
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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:27 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:08 pm
Because he shattered my ear drums.
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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:59 pm
Because I had those ear drums insured for one-hundred-miiiiiiiiiiiiiilliiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooon dollars.
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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:26 am
Because his red panda's have rabies.
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Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:25 pm
i divorced her because she wouldnt let me wear her rainbow undies gonk
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:04 pm
Because he always had his head in the clouds...
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:39 pm
I divorced her because she loved her blanket more than she loved me.
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Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:13 pm
I divorced her cause she tried to bite me..
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:24 am
I cannot speak of it other than to say it involved her alien probe... xp
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:26 pm
I divorced her because her silly fan kept spilling feathers in my cooking all the time.
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:54 pm
I divorced him because he's ruined all my water fights... ^_^
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